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Colombia Trip Blog Day 1: The Departure

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parkufarku
Profile Blog Joined March 2014
882 Posts
March 17 2015 15:12 GMT
#1
Looked for this country in the search bar, nothing came up. So I thought I would share my recent experience in this country last week. If you are looking for adventure stories, culture clash, Asian American perspective in latin country, cheap sex stories, I recommend following this blog. Otherwise, I'm writing this for myself for memory purposes.

Disclaimer: None of the female names used in this blog are the actual names.

So for over a year, I had an online Colombian friend, Alexa, (who I have been very attracted to), who told me great things about her country. Spring break, with no plans set, and cheap air ticket ($370 roundtrip), I decided to pack my bags and go. With little to no Spanish skills, I was a bit worried. I decided to stay 8 days there, in Bogota (capital city) and Medellin. In addition, I had a potential job offer from a law firm in Bogota, so it gave me a greater incentive to go check it out.
+ Show Spoiler +

Day 1 Character List:
Maya = Blond bombshell in the airline
Stephanie = Innocent, childish kid


Day 1. Friday, the Departure.

It was the Friday of the departure and I decided to pack my clothes, camera, phone, and the bare necessities to go (I am a light traveler, but + Show Spoiler +
Spirit Airlines, in exchange for a cheap ticket, will charge you for everything, including personal carry on bag
)

The morning I arrived *just in time* to the Atlanta airport, and was told my bag was too big for a personal carry on (small travel luggage that's barely bigger than a regular bookbag) and was told to dish out $50. This was upsetting, but what really irked me was that the loud black staff lady (welcome to ATL) would not let me wait in line to see the check-in counter for the boarding tickets, but rather, she forced me to get out of the line after I waited a dreadful 15 min (I was going to be late) and made me print out a boarding pass THEN go back to the ticketing counter. I argued with her but she was not having it. + Show Spoiler +
What a power-hungry bitch, I thought.
My morning was a bit unfortunate, but I was able to barely manage to make it to the plane on time. My flight took off, and I switched planes in Florida. Connecting flights have become the norm of our times, and although we take them for the cheaper tickets, I'm pretty sure no one enjoys getting off and on the plane and go through the hassle.

My 2nd plane, that went to Bogota was better. I got the middle seat (oh no). There were a lot more Colombian faces on the plane than the previous plane because this was the one going straight to the country. I found my seat next to an old man, while the seat on the other side was empty. I started to text my friend "I never get to sit next to any hot girls" when an attractive blond woman asked for passage to her seat, next to my seat. I secretly cried tears of joy. But respecting her privacy (and my excuse for being unconfident at the moment) I secluded myself to my tablet, reading e-magazines I downloaded the previous night.+ Show Spoiler +
E-magazines are a godsend on planes with no internet


Few hours later, I'm still in awe over the fact that I'm traveling to South America. It was going to be a whole new world, and it would be my Spring Break. The lady next to me said something about her seat not being able to go back, and we start talking for the last 2 hours of the flight. Maya, half-colombian, half-dominican blond bombshell, as it turns out, is flying there for a nose surgery. She was a really cool person to talk to, and we hit it off very well. Unfortunately, I find out she has a boyfriend, who has cheated on her before, and I silently question why she's even with him at this point when it's clear he's not going to be faithful. She told me she's into asian dudes, but she has a BF at the moment (letdown). She also told me she took a pic of me earlier in the flight, and shows me the secret selfie she took. We exchange contacts, and she invites me to her birthday dinner the next night with her friends. At this point, I'm thinking to myself that I already made some new friends and potential event day while in the plane.

The plane arrives, and the air is warm. It's not very hot because Bogota is elevated high up, but still way better than what Atlanta weather was. As we go through the airport, she suggests her brother gives me a ride to my hotel. I don't object, especially because my spanish sucks, and I follow her out of the airport. All the dudes who work there stare at her as we pass by, and it makes me entertained that I'm the one, with 0 spanish, to accompany her.

I ride in the car through the streets of Bogota. Maya and her brother tells me that today even number license plate cars cannot park in airport, which is really surprising. New culture, new rules I guess, I think in my head. Bogota, as I expected, is run-down but has its own beauty; everything seems exotic to me. Buildings are short, kind of like how Yokohama was (when I lived in Japan), and there is a calming air that I experience. I arrive to my hotel, and I thank them. We exchange goodbyes, and I land in my room around 3 PM.

One of the girls who I talked to online before coming her, Stephanie is willing to meet up with me on the first day. She likes video games, and asked that I buy some US games for her which she couldn't find in her country, and she will give me the money when I meet her. She's very innocent and kind of like a kid, so she tells me her dad has to meet me first (yeah, wtf is this, high school prom?) An hour after I land in my hotel, I meet Stephanie and her dad in front of my hotel. Stephanie was fatter than I thought. The online pictures are always false ads, I think in my head. Her dad splits after 5 min of checking whether I'm a dangerous dude or no, and me and Steph head towards the semi-downtown area by taxi.

The place is fascinating, and I try out the street food. For less than a $1, I try these bread snacks (which are really good). We end up going up a large building, where the top has spectator areas to take pictures of the city. She seems to really want to hold my hand, so I let her (I'm not very excited about it). After spending an hour, we take a taxi and go back to her family place first.The family greets me and offers me real Colombian food (Meat, Avacado, fried banana) which isn't exactly my favorite, but I eat it all up just to be a good guest.

Afterwards, we go to this nearby pub called BBC (Bogota Beer Company + Show Spoiler +
yea, sounds like a porn acconym, I know
) and we try out the beer there. The local Colombian beer is actually vastly better than the local American beer like Bud lite, Miller lite. It's called Club Colombian, and it has different variations (black, red amber, pale ale). I try them all and I fall in love instantly. We drink to our heart's content and we start making out at the pub. Apparently, in Colombia, it's a lot more common to see people making out in public places. + Show Spoiler +
I like that part of the culture, heh
I feel like a king, making out with a girl I just met on the first day of a new country. Stephanie is like your typical tomboy innocent virgin girl. Not the type of girl I'm attracted to, but I kiss her regardless. She has told me she kissed guys before, so I don't feel too bad about it. We walk around the town after the bar, and I ask her for suggestions on where to go. She tells me anywhere is fine (which seems to imply I should do something naughty). Although I'm usually horny, I consider myself to hold a decent level of self-control. I don't take her to a hotel, and take her back to her house, where we part goodbyes. Part of it was because her dad was probably waiting, and part of it was because she was innocent, but I didn't sleep with her because she was a little too big for me (not fat big, but large size big with a little bit of chubbyness). She wants to meet the rest of the weekend, but I tell her maybe next weekend, and I depart.

I go back to my hotel, dead tired, and pass out. I don't set my alarm to wake up early (as my dad would've done if he was in charge of a trip in a new country) to go see everything planned, and I just take things slow and drift into a deep sleep.

End of Day 1.

If you guys like the blogs, let me know. Feedback is welcome.

TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10691 Posts
March 17 2015 17:50 GMT
#2
AWESOME story man, I am excited to hear about Day 2 ! And next time PLEASE take her to the Hotel room! Hahah
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farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18849 Posts
March 17 2015 18:45 GMT
#3
Club Colombian is more like Magic Hat, Fat Tire, or Oberon than Budweiser or Miller. Nice story, though keep in mind that while PDA is perhaps more acceptable in Colombia, folks over a certain age are still going to judge the shit out of a foreigner kissing a native girl. Don't let that bother you!
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rafaliusz
Profile Joined December 2009
Poland482 Posts
March 17 2015 20:45 GMT
#4
I'm very disappointed with the ending.
parkufarku
Profile Blog Joined March 2014
882 Posts
March 17 2015 20:58 GMT
#5
On March 18 2015 05:45 rafaliusz wrote:
I'm very disappointed with the ending.


Oh, it will get MUCH better, I promise

Thanks guys for the feedback. Part 2 will come up soon. I finished my trip already FYI
Just_a_Moth
Profile Joined March 2012
Canada1964 Posts
March 17 2015 22:47 GMT
#6
I didn't know the British Broadcasting Corporation had gotten into porn. Probably has some pretty good narration.
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
March 18 2015 03:09 GMT
#7
nice blog, and a nice read, happy for you

On March 18 2015 07:47 Just_a_Moth wrote:
I didn't know the British Broadcasting Corporation had gotten into porn. Probably has some pretty good narration.


good posh narration that is haha
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mAKiTO
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Colombia4171 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-03-18 20:10:50
March 18 2015 20:09 GMT
#8
hey man, good to hear you are in Colombia,

what are you main goals of being in colombia? maybe I could help out a bit

Im not in Bogota, Im about 3 hrs away east of Bogota on a warm climate city named Villavicencio.
Bogota is OK, i dont like the weather much, where are you staying? check out if you have time the gold musseum and go up to monserrate!

as for nightlife la zona T or parque la 93, nice and "safe" places, try to stay in the north of the city as is safer than the south

best colombian craft beer is 3 cordilleras give it a try!
No quiero soñar mil veces las mismas cosas
parkufarku
Profile Blog Joined March 2014
882 Posts
March 20 2015 18:40 GMT
#9
On March 19 2015 05:09 mAKiTO wrote:
hey man, good to hear you are in Colombia,

what are you main goals of being in colombia? maybe I could help out a bit

Im not in Bogota, Im about 3 hrs away east of Bogota on a warm climate city named Villavicencio.
Bogota is OK, i dont like the weather much, where are you staying? check out if you have time the gold musseum and go up to monserrate!

as for nightlife la zona T or parque la 93, nice and "safe" places, try to stay in the north of the city as is safer than the south

best colombian craft beer is 3 cordilleras give it a try!


I'm hoping to secure a job there in the future. I already checked out the gold musuem and monserrate. Both great places, very cheap, and worth seeing.

I need to try that beer, I almost bought it but I changed my mind. I didn't know there were Colombian TL'ers on this website lol.
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