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On December 02 2011 04:19 Golbat wrote:
Yeah, that's right. Probably even you, reading this right now. Fuck you. I'm not writing this for anyone to read it, I'm writing this because I'm pissed at everyone for how completely retarded they are. So here goes.

First, a little background. I know I said I wasn't writing this for anybody, but if you're going to read it, I might as well give you the facts.

I'm a top 8 diamond player. Don't give me shit about it. Don't say "Oh ho ho, this fuckin' guy thinks he's so good, TOP 8 DIAMOND EH? I tell you what rank I am because low diamond and high diamond is a lot different. Trust me.

I just graduated from high school. Don't give me shit about that either. Don't say "Oh ho ho, this fuckin' guy thinks he's so smart, he's a COLLEGE KID, this guy must have life figured out." Fuck those people. I hate it when I mention my discontent about something that is legitimately shitty and some dumbass "adult" says "Why don't you move out then while you still know everything." Fuck you for eternity, jackass.

I swear a lot. People say that swearing is a weak mind lacking the words to express themselves intelligently or some garbage like that. It's a truckload of bullshit. I'm really smart. I hesitate to say i'm a genius, partly because i don't know my IQ, and partly because I know there's always someone who's going to be smarter than me. But i'm really smart. I got a 2400 on the SAT. I only know one other person at my school who got a higher score, and she did better on the writing (she got a 12 on the essay, I got 11), but on the ACT, I beat her by a mile. I got a 1600 without writing. But I'm not bragging, I'm simply saying that so that you know I swear because i enjoy it, not because my vocabulary is weak.

That's it about me. Now about everyone else. As you may have read in the title, everyone is stupid. I'm sick of people. They are shitty, oftentimes just to be shitty. I've been in classes before where I'll give an answer and everyone including the teacher will tell me i'm wrong. But i'm not. This is kind of a setup for my big rant, I hate school.

Don't say "You should drop out ololol". Escpecially don't say "You should drop out trolololol" I hate fucking hipster faggots that use the word troll to apply to everything. I hate people in esports who use the word troll when trolling is obviously not happening. If a microphone shits out, the mic is not "trolling you". Fuck off. But I digress. The college I go to is shitty. Think CMU/USC/Rice. We have about two hundred janitors and the campus is pretty small, yet there are drunkards fucking EVERYWHERE. The janitors drive around in golf carts all day not accomplishing shit. Like, what the fuck. I hate it when I take a class and I'm smarter than my professor. Like I'm legitimately more intelligent than the person that teaches the class. My guidance counselor (1350?) told me to take advanced fundamentals of mechanics and thermodynamics, because he said that shit was "harder than me in your mother". Yes, my guidance counselor is a baller. So I took the class. What I didn't know is that when he said hard, he actually meant advanced brick tossing. Like, fucking instead of defining entropy, we talk about heat. Instead of her lecturing at any length, she reads off a shitty powerpoint she downloaded off the internet or shows a video. She doesn't teach. She's a fucking moron. And to make it even worse, people complain about how hard the class is. It's fucking easy. I don't ever do anything that takes me more than five minutes, and I have a 96 in the class. I mean, I hate how "honors" doesn't even mean anything any more. I may have taken the class because it was hard, so I expected to LEARN in it. But apparently gaining knowledge is an unreasonable expectation from my teacher.

Honestly, I could go on, but I'll leave it at that for now. If you enjoyed reading this, i'll be posting more rants in the future, and if you didn't enjoy reading this, I didn't write it for your enjoyment, so fuck off.

Edit: After reading the comments that have been posted so far, I'd like to change one thing I said. "I hesitate to say i'm a genius, partly because i don't know my IQ, and partly because I know there's always the finalists of the IMO who's going to be smarter than me." Is now "I'm not going to say I'm a genius, but I am.