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Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-11 22:19:29
October 07 2010 08:20 GMT
#1
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MANI IS ATTEMPTING TO SAVE THEM.
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MANI AND INCBEAR LOCKED IN DEADLY COMBAT
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NOOOO TL SENT IN THE SMAT (Special Monkeys and Tactics) SQUAD
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VENGANCE!
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I have a list of demands that if not met in 72 hours I will be forced to unleash the full power of my mutant cyborg death shark squad upon the defenseless inhabitants of team liquid.

1. My post count will be set at over 9000
2. Unban charlie and reinstate him with his 9 lives (hes gonna need em)
3. All sc2 vs BW debates will from now on be resolved by foam noodle duel to the death
4. Posting any kind of offtopic unfunny SC related pun will trigger a script that replaces the users entire post history with randomly generated SC words.
5. All content on the TL homepage will be replaced by an in depth Automated ban list section complete with mod ban statistics and leaderboards.
6. A fully fueled and ready to go TL.net bandwagon to aid me in my escape.
7. Do not attempt to contact the authorities or I will have to take drastic measures such as giving my cyborg death sharks lasers that shoot from the eyes.
8. Do not attempt to close this thread or ban me or i will be sad.


just to prove that I am serious

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The probe was temp banned for this post.
Raisauce
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada864 Posts
October 07 2010 08:21 GMT
#2
Leave Rekrul outta this
Zlasher
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States9129 Posts
October 07 2010 08:22 GMT
#3
I don't get this o.o
Follow me: www.twitter.com/zlasher
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
October 07 2010 08:25 GMT
#4
no you're not
Moderatorhttps://soundcloud.com/castlesmusic/sets/oak
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
October 07 2010 08:25 GMT
#5
lol funny shit... please dont close
w/e
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
October 07 2010 08:26 GMT
#6
I love how you killed a random Sc2 noob but please don't kill the mods.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
Dog22
Profile Joined April 2010
United States140 Posts
October 07 2010 08:27 GMT
#7
Poor guy. He got shut down so quickly

I thought the spoiler was kinda funny though
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
October 07 2010 08:28 GMT
#8
Intrigue, this is obviously a joke why ban? just curious
w/e
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15357 Posts
October 07 2010 08:28 GMT
#9
OMG intrigue looks so terrified.
ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36388 Posts
October 07 2010 08:28 GMT
#10
On October 07 2010 17:28 InfeSteD wrote:
Intrigue, this is obviously a joke why ban? just curious

We don't negotiate with terrorists.
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
October 07 2010 08:29 GMT
#11
He isn't a terrorist ffs. He is just misunderstood.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
October 07 2010 08:30 GMT
#12
nooo Frozenarbiter nooooooo
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
October 07 2010 08:31 GMT
#13
I am discussing increasing the ban to 90 days on the grounds that THAT is how long it will take for us to come up with the posts to pay this man off.
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
October 07 2010 08:33 GMT
#14
Oh, true that.
w/e
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
October 07 2010 08:33 GMT
#15
The hostages didn't even make TL.net staff flinch. Rest in peace Beyonder.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
KawaiiRice
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2914 Posts
October 07 2010 08:37 GMT
#16
On October 07 2010 17:31 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I am discussing increasing the ban to 90 days on the grounds that THAT is how long it will take for us to come up with the posts to pay this man off.


if we have konadora
anything is possibleeee!~~~

I bereeve;
@KawaiiRiceLighT
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
October 07 2010 08:38 GMT
#17
OMG am I next in line to get dropped? ><

btw lololol @ #6.
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-07 08:39:53
October 07 2010 08:38 GMT
#18
On October 07 2010 17:30 Sfydjklm wrote:
nooo Frozenarbiter nooooooo


FA is red probe, idunno who permaprobes are besides Hittegods

edit: oh nvm its obv FA cuz his red probe image is gone and coag didnt take time to find it

prolly why he's banned
☆★☆ 7486!!! Join the Ban mOnion Anti-Trolling Initiative! - Caller | "on a scale of machine to 10, how bad is that Zerg?" - LZgamer | you are the new tl.net bonjwa monion, congrats - Rekrul | "Cheeseburgers dynamite lilacs" - Chill
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
October 07 2010 08:40 GMT
#19
What if we unban CM now (he's still on his last life, though) and then you serve out the rest of his sentence.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Ciryandor
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3735 Posts
October 07 2010 08:51 GMT
#20
Oh wow. I don't know whether I'd give this 1/5 for trolling attempt, or 5/5 for the sheer cheekiness and humor.
에일리 and 아이유 <3 - O Captain 박재혁 ・゚✧*:・*゚+..。✧・゚:*・..。 ✧・゚ :・゚* ゜・*:・ ✧・゚:・゚:.。 ✧・゚ SPARKULING ・゜・:・゚✧*:・゚✧。*゚+..。 ✧・゚: ✧・゚:*・゜・:・゚✧*::
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