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ExaltedOne
Profile Joined October 2010
Netherlands8 Posts
October 07 2010 12:45 GMT
#61
Bleh why'd you ban him? We can't have fun anymore on TL? I agree that these forums are mainly for serious business but banning him is just stupid and harsh.
Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
October 07 2010 12:46 GMT
#62
On October 07 2010 21:45 ExaltedOne (post 2) wrote:
Bleh why'd you ban him? We can't have fun anymore on TL? I agree that these forums are mainly for serious business but banning him is just stupid and harsh.

Alrite, whose smurf is it?
"If watching the MSL finals makes you a progamer, then anyone in Korea can do it." - Ha Tae Ki
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
October 07 2010 13:22 GMT
#63
I sorta had an idea of what this blog was going to be about after reading the title, and sure enough i click it and it only got better. Jay you have nothing better to do with your time? How's your adventure on finding a wife?
ya had ya shot kid!
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
October 07 2010 13:27 GMT
#64
You should have put the more unreasonable demands lower down.
For example number 2 should be at the bottom.
No I'm never serious.
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66355 Posts
October 07 2010 13:28 GMT
#65
poor guy

why so srs? i found it funny lol
POGGERS
dudeman001
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States2412 Posts
October 07 2010 13:28 GMT
#66
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Threads like these make the perfect start to anyone's day.
Sup.
Ayush_SCtoss
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
India3050 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-07 13:33:04
October 07 2010 13:32 GMT
#67
Hahahah, 5/5 Made my day.
Amazing gif :D
End my suffering
disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9070 Posts
October 07 2010 13:53 GMT
#68
I hope protoss preserve this post in their vault of knowledge
Administrator"I'm a big deal." - ixmike88
Mortician
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Bulgaria2332 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-08 13:22:59
October 07 2010 14:52 GMT
#69
I am so sad that this guy got banned. This is pretty funny

On October 07 2010 20:50 Manifesto7 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 07 2010 18:01 BLinD-RawR wrote:
On October 07 2010 17:20 Coagulation wrote:
[image loading]

I have a list of demands that if not met in 72 hours I will be forced to unleash the full power of my mutant cyborg death shark squad upon the defenseless inhabitants of team liquid.

1. My post count will be set at over 9000
2. Unban charlie and reinstate him with his 9 lives (hes gonna need em)
3. All sc2 vs BW debates will from now on be resolved by foam noodle duel to the death
4. Posting any kind of offtopic unfunny SC related pun will trigger a script that replaces the users entire post history with randomly generated SC words.
5. All content on the TL homepage will be replaced by an in depth Automated ban list section complete with mod ban statistics and leaderboards.
6. A fully fueled and ready to go TL.net bandwagon to aid me in my escape.
7. Do not attempt to contact the authorities or I will have to take drastic measures such as giving my cyborg death sharks lasers that shoot from the eyes.
8. Do not attempt to close this thread or ban me or i will be sad.


just to prove that I am serious

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


User was temp banned for this post.



oh this one was Hilarious.


Unbanned since my icon isn't there and I wanna see blood


Yaaay!
"If anything, the skill cap in sc2 is higher [than sc1] because there are a lot more things you can do at one given time. " darmousseh
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66355 Posts
October 07 2010 15:17 GMT
#70
hurray for mani!
POGGERS
AtlaS
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1001 Posts
October 07 2010 15:26 GMT
#71
<3 Coagulation

Hilarious gifs and amazing posts

10/5
I don't have mono anymore. Woooo!
news
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
892 Posts
October 07 2010 15:33 GMT
#72
LMAO Jay, too much time on your hands, this was even funnier with the ban though.

what's next, what's next
"Althought it sounds sexism, and probably is, given the right context, we cannot classify the statement itself as a sexist statement by itself," - evanthebouncy!
tirentu
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1257 Posts
October 07 2010 15:38 GMT
#73
LOL this is brilliant. Well done sir, I got a good laugh out of it.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-07 17:03:24
October 07 2010 16:04 GMT
#74
Seriously though why did they ban him? Just to be funny? Seems extremely uncool to me.

oh, glad he's unbanned

i just hope whatever admins/mods banned him weren't actually serious about it in the first place

User was warned for this post

edit: lol, dickz

User was warned for this post

User was warned for this post

User was warned for this post
Hollwoodxix
Profile Joined June 2010
United States25 Posts
October 07 2010 16:37 GMT
#75
omg i teared up abit that was the funniest thing i have seen in awhile, hahaha
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
October 07 2010 16:58 GMT
#76
why would i ban him and then leave this blog open???? why are you guys so serious?!!!!!!!!!! relax guys
Moderatorhttps://soundcloud.com/castlesmusic/sets/oak
GreatFall
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1061 Posts
October 07 2010 17:03 GMT
#77
This was a clever thread. Man I love the banners they made my day. Another thing that made my day? When I drove to school this morning I saw a guy with the vanity plates "ZERG RSH". LOL

My day is made.
Inventor of the 'Burning Tide' technique to quickly getting Outmatched Crusher achivement :D
JohannesH
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1364 Posts
October 07 2010 17:12 GMT
#78
Killing a probe is no joke D:
If you have to ask, you don't know.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9628 Posts
October 07 2010 17:39 GMT
#79
intrigue you're just so mean
Wolf
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Korea (South)3290 Posts
October 07 2010 17:56 GMT
#80
This is pretty amusing, but... Yeah.
Commentatorhttp://twitter.com/proxywolf
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