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Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
May 03 2014 04:12 GMT
#1
I think it'd be fun to take a walk down nostalgia lane. What are some of your favorite threads from back in the day?

Here's a classic:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/closed-threads/22757-she-cheats-on-meomg

****
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
NovemberstOrm
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Canada16217 Posts
May 03 2014 04:23 GMT
#2
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/111649-r1ch-quotes
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Elyvilon
Profile Joined August 2008
United States13143 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-05-03 04:56:45
May 03 2014 04:46 GMT
#3
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/brood-war/6052-knowledge-on-a-player

the first mention(I think) of Stork on the BW forums. It's ironic in retrospect
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jubil
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States2602 Posts
May 03 2014 05:12 GMT
#4
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/starcraft-2/153275-sick-new-unit-idea

More recent, but still wonderful. Actually, pretty much anything that hero of the forums wrote was amazing, one way or another.
Marineking-Polt-Maru-Fantasy-Solar-Xenocider-Suppy fighting!
Leeoku
Profile Joined May 2010
1617 Posts
May 03 2014 05:16 GMT
#5
Hands down
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/dota-2/293284-going-on-leave-from-university-to-play-dota-2
Kupon3ss
Profile Joined May 2008
時の回廊10066 Posts
May 03 2014 05:22 GMT
#6
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/closed-threads/88342-foreigners-still-suck
When in doubt, just believe in yourself and press buttons
Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
May 03 2014 05:27 GMT
#7
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/362120-how-do-obese-people-wipe
ii.blitzkrieg
Profile Joined November 2006
Canada1122 Posts
May 03 2014 05:59 GMT
#8
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/brood-war/112431-hahahahahahahahahahaha

Most of his threads have lost the pics now
iloveoov / Flash / Fantasy / Midas / Boxer -BW forever
Elyvilon
Profile Joined August 2008
United States13143 Posts
May 03 2014 06:46 GMT
#9
On May 03 2014 14:22 Kupon3ss wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/closed-threads/88342-foreigners-still-suck

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/70545-korean-map-stats-worthless

god, iNc was so classic in this thread
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Tufas
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Austria2259 Posts
May 03 2014 07:33 GMT
#10
On May 03 2014 15:46 Elyvilon wrote:
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On May 03 2014 14:22 Kupon3ss wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/closed-threads/88342-foreigners-still-suck

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/70545-korean-map-stats-worthless

god, iNc was so classic in this thread


Sometimes I regret lurking for 3 years and not posting before the posting policy shifted into maximum overdrive ...
Where is my ACE flair
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
May 03 2014 07:40 GMT
#11
On May 03 2014 13:23 NovemberstOrm wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/111649-r1ch-quotes

On May 03 2014 14:22 Kupon3ss wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/closed-threads/88342-foreigners-still-suck

I've read these thread like 3-4 times already, never get old XD
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
wingpawn
Profile Blog Joined June 2013
Poland1342 Posts
May 03 2014 08:16 GMT
#12
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/brood-war/90341-pics-hwaseung-oz-new-recruits

Also, WTF Chrome?

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Google Chrome has blocked the access to this website on www.teamliquid.net

This website contains content from www.fomos.kr - well-known distributor of malicious software. Entering this website now will most likely infect your computer with malware.

Malware causes financial losses, permanent deletion of files and may be used to steal personal data." More info
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
May 03 2014 08:59 GMT
#13
On May 03 2014 17:16 wingpawn wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/brood-war/90341-pics-hwaseung-oz-new-recruits

Also, WTF Chrome?

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[image loading]


Translation:

Danger: malicious software.

Google Chrome has blocked the access to this website on www.teamliquid.net

This website contains content from www.fomos.kr - well-known distributor of malicious software. Entering this website now will most likely infect your computer with malware.

Malware causes financial losses, permanent deletion of files and may be used to steal personal data." More info

happens with the old fomos korea pic links, i remember some mod telling dw its nothing just report it to them they'll fix. (Its not dangerous or anything)
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
Deleuze
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United Kingdom2102 Posts
May 03 2014 10:17 GMT
#14
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/general/69181-fetishes-nws?page=8#152
“An image of thought called philosophy has been formed historically and it effectively stops people from thinking.” ― Gilles Deleuze, Dialogues II
SC2Toastie
Profile Blog Joined October 2013
Netherlands5725 Posts
May 03 2014 10:19 GMT
#15
Oh god.

The TL guide to Sex is the best thread ever.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/general/95315-guide-sex
Mura Ma Man, Dark Da Dude, Super Shot Sos!
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-05-03 10:42:12
May 03 2014 10:41 GMT
#16
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/general/105748-baller-identity-revealed
ॐ
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
May 03 2014 11:46 GMT
#17
On May 03 2014 19:41 endy wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/general/105748-baller-identity-revealed

I see what you've done here.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/tl-community/95875-the-automated-ban-list
Moderatorshe/her
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Pangpootata
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
1838 Posts
May 03 2014 12:55 GMT
#18
This one was quite good too, but the user got nuked so the post doesn't show up anymore

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On September 03 2013 02:34 aregularuser wrote:
for the mod that banned me and for all mods on tlfrom the king 1


lol you american idiots are retarded.You are just stockolm syndorme suffering little bitches.Liking it when I stick my big fat romanian dick in your wet mothers pussy.no wonder ben laden obliterated you little morons.Fuck you dead mothers bitches.This is me insulting you you little morons.I am killing you just like bin aden killed all of the dumb cowardly americans on september 11.Piss on you cowards.YOu never won any wars.You lost in vietnam,afghanistan and iraq.Fuck your dead soldiers mothers.Fuccck you amercan fat retards.Piss on the childern killing cowards you call soldiers.

fuck your mother's soul and fuck your mothers despair you stinky old faggot.Take your retarded mother to church.I will strike my dick on her kidneys only she develops stones in her kidneys.Afterwards I am going to squirt some sperm only in her mouth so i will get 100 points like it is darts.Fuck you mothers hapiness and hhealth you little casual slave.I will shit in your air conditioner so you will smell my diarrhea in your house.I will fuck the holy place that is your mothers pussy.I will rest my dick in your mothers pussy.I will make your mothers clittoris the size of a turkeys ridge.You will drink my diarrhea directly from my ass with the straw form the mcdonalds mcflurry.I will brutalize my dick in your mothers throth you little flamed child made from 2 worms masturbating with that masturbating father which eats the pussy of all the street cleaners form the New York subway.I will rape your mother until you entire family comes and begs me to leave her alone.I will shit on the wood from which you fathers coffin is made.Fuckk all your guradian angels you unwashed jew.YOU Little reatrds do not know who you are messing with.i will strech my dick which smells like fish all over your puking faces you little illeterate shiteaters.
Moonbear I heard you want to be the wife of the Osaka samurai you little faggot?i will stick my dick in your mothers dead relatives you infected unwashed moron.i will stick my dick in all your race and in all your relatives.Fuck you little black mouthed beggard.
you little german pedophiles I will fuck your mother in the ass until she asks for fired chips.I will dry my cum filled dick in your mothers wet and stinky face.Your mother is so wet Poseidon fucked her with his trident in her ass.Thus she became the bitch of the coral reef you ass hole.Tell your mother to stop changing her lipstick because my dick is looking lke a rainbow.Fuck your mothers personal jesus and your mothers race.John Cena will come to you house with his chians and he will make your mother the bitch of Thuganomics.i will sinergize by dick with your mothers pussy particles you little moron made by a beaver masturbating.The same beaver builds damns over you mothers pussy to not flood Romania with the amounts of sperm your mothers pussy accumulated over the years.take me by the dick and throw me in your mothers bed.I will shit on your mothers forehead so you will say she is a unicorn you unwashed peasant.Do zig zags between my pubian hair.I will stab your families saints with my dick and I will stab your mother in the heart also with my dick.that unsatisfied hooker i only fuck her in the mouth.

The same medssage goes o that romanian bitch master of his mothers pussy.Fuck him and all th emods on teamliquid.

And do not forget what I said.When i catch you in utrecht it is su;phuric acid all over your faces muslim style.Do not think I am joking you little cum munchers.
Mr. Wiggles
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada5894 Posts
May 03 2014 16:52 GMT
#19
Here's one from the SC2 days:

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/176514-hi-idra

This one was funny too:

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/290718-everyone-is-stupid
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On December 02 2011 04:19 Golbat wrote:
Yeah, that's right. Probably even you, reading this right now. Fuck you. I'm not writing this for anyone to read it, I'm writing this because I'm pissed at everyone for how completely retarded they are. So here goes.

First, a little background. I know I said I wasn't writing this for anybody, but if you're going to read it, I might as well give you the facts.

I'm a top 8 diamond player. Don't give me shit about it. Don't say "Oh ho ho, this fuckin' guy thinks he's so good, TOP 8 DIAMOND EH? I tell you what rank I am because low diamond and high diamond is a lot different. Trust me.

I just graduated from high school. Don't give me shit about that either. Don't say "Oh ho ho, this fuckin' guy thinks he's so smart, he's a COLLEGE KID, this guy must have life figured out." Fuck those people. I hate it when I mention my discontent about something that is legitimately shitty and some dumbass "adult" says "Why don't you move out then while you still know everything." Fuck you for eternity, jackass.

I swear a lot. People say that swearing is a weak mind lacking the words to express themselves intelligently or some garbage like that. It's a truckload of bullshit. I'm really smart. I hesitate to say i'm a genius, partly because i don't know my IQ, and partly because I know there's always someone who's going to be smarter than me. But i'm really smart. I got a 2400 on the SAT. I only know one other person at my school who got a higher score, and she did better on the writing (she got a 12 on the essay, I got 11), but on the ACT, I beat her by a mile. I got a 1600 without writing. But I'm not bragging, I'm simply saying that so that you know I swear because i enjoy it, not because my vocabulary is weak.

That's it about me. Now about everyone else. As you may have read in the title, everyone is stupid. I'm sick of people. They are shitty, oftentimes just to be shitty. I've been in classes before where I'll give an answer and everyone including the teacher will tell me i'm wrong. But i'm not. This is kind of a setup for my big rant, I hate school.

Don't say "You should drop out ololol". Escpecially don't say "You should drop out trolololol" I hate fucking hipster faggots that use the word troll to apply to everything. I hate people in esports who use the word troll when trolling is obviously not happening. If a microphone shits out, the mic is not "trolling you". Fuck off. But I digress. The college I go to is shitty. Think CMU/USC/Rice. We have about two hundred janitors and the campus is pretty small, yet there are drunkards fucking EVERYWHERE. The janitors drive around in golf carts all day not accomplishing shit. Like, what the fuck. I hate it when I take a class and I'm smarter than my professor. Like I'm legitimately more intelligent than the person that teaches the class. My guidance counselor (1350?) told me to take advanced fundamentals of mechanics and thermodynamics, because he said that shit was "harder than me in your mother". Yes, my guidance counselor is a baller. So I took the class. What I didn't know is that when he said hard, he actually meant advanced brick tossing. Like, fucking instead of defining entropy, we talk about heat. Instead of her lecturing at any length, she reads off a shitty powerpoint she downloaded off the internet or shows a video. She doesn't teach. She's a fucking moron. And to make it even worse, people complain about how hard the class is. It's fucking easy. I don't ever do anything that takes me more than five minutes, and I have a 96 in the class. I mean, I hate how "honors" doesn't even mean anything any more. I may have taken the class because it was hard, so I expected to LEARN in it. But apparently gaining knowledge is an unreasonable expectation from my teacher.

Honestly, I could go on, but I'll leave it at that for now. If you enjoyed reading this, i'll be posting more rants in the future, and if you didn't enjoy reading this, I didn't write it for your enjoyment, so fuck off.

Edit: After reading the comments that have been posted so far, I'd like to change one thing I said. "I hesitate to say i'm a genius, partly because i don't know my IQ, and partly because I know there's always the finalists of the IMO who's going to be smarter than me." Is now "I'm not going to say I'm a genius, but I am.
you gotta dance
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50185 Posts
May 03 2014 17:04 GMT
#20
TL's 11th Commandment
Mani goes missing
Coag holds TL.net hostage
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
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