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Valhalla18444 Posts
got home today and my front door was wide open - i guess i didn't close it properly when I left this morning, and it's windy as a motherfucker outside, so it blew open.
I have four pets, so naturally I fucking panicked and ran around the house searching for them. Both dogs greeted me at the door, because they are dogs. okay, two down, check. One cat was just sitting on the porch outside the door, okay, no problem. Three down. One cat, who goes by the name Tucker, is a gigantic fat maine coone, weighing in at just over 35 pounds in all his tubby, orange glory. He was the only one missing.
I fucking love Tucker because he's a total suck. He'd be helpless out in the wild. Fortunately I found him passed out (and snoring!) under my bed.
WHEW
 
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Yay for pets that are safe \o/
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A happy ending 
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You are one lucky bastard! I have 2 labs and I foster sometimes and a losing a dog if fucking scary! Glad everything turned out alright. I'd be worried about robbery too.
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Phew... good thing nothing happened. Get that cat on a diet though if you havent already
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Similar thing happened to me, my sister left for work one morning and left the door open because it wasn't latching properly and I didn't notice for a few hours. When I noticed, our cat was sitting about 5 inches out the door in the sun, probably too afraid to venture out into the world.
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35 pounds? holy shit
happy ending yay!
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I'd have been more concerned about being robbed !
Glad to hear it ended well though.
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35 pounds? How the fuck did he get so fat?!?!
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Blazinghand
United States25551 Posts
On January 23 2014 10:09 Zealos wrote:
I'd have been more concerned about being robbed !
Glad to hear it ended well though.
this is how you know fakesteve has a good heart
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Hong Kong9153 Posts
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1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
i have a friend who owns a bunch of cats that fat, they look ridiculous but adorable
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ALLEYCAT BLUES50118 Posts
so tucker tucked himself under your bed.
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On January 23 2014 11:31 BLinD-RawR wrote:
so tucker tucked himself under your bed.
He was tuckered out so he needed a nap.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
mspaint or it didn't happen
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On January 23 2014 12:22 Rekrul wrote:
mspaint or it didn't happen
Oh god I laughed. I don't know if that makes me a bad person, or just been around this website for a bit too long now.....
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On January 23 2014 12:26 Shock710 wrote:
turn it into a rap
yes please
also the picture on your tl profile is worrying
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ALLEYCAT BLUES50118 Posts
On January 23 2014 12:33 Aerisky wrote:yes please also the picture on your tl profile is worrying
thats eddie
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On January 23 2014 11:02 itsjustatank wrote:
35lb cat what
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Maine coons are like mini-tigers.
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Hong Kong9153 Posts
On January 23 2014 12:45 Parlortricks wrote:+ Show Spoiler +Maine coons are like mini-tigers.
cant tell if that's a cat or a battle rifle
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Thank heavens you live in Canada, too cold for pets to go outside
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On January 23 2014 12:54 itsjustatank wrote:cant tell if that's a cat or a battle rifle
I'm leaning towards battle rifle
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On January 23 2014 12:22 Rekrul wrote:
mspaint or it didn't happen
This.
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You live in a secure neighbourhood, that I can deduce. In certain locations your house would have been half empty after leaving it open like that.
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lol 35 pound cat holy shit ^^ I always wondered what its like to have a maine coon. Like, dont they pretty much crush you when they hop on your lap and start kneading? Or what happens when they scratch at the couch/leather chair? Its bad enough with regularly sized cats, but I imagine with a maine coone your couch is torn to shreds within seconds ^^
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i want that fucking main coone pictures
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now i know what kind of cat that i am going to get when i have my own place!!!
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35lb cat rofl jesus
5/5 pets are the best
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On January 24 2014 02:45 BurningSera wrote:
now i know what kind of cat that i am going to get when i have my own place!!!
Well most likely you wont be able to afford that kind of cat when you first move out from home.. Not only are maine coones quite pricey to buy in the first place, but even more so the amount of food that cat devours each month should rival your own food expenses!
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Valhalla18444 Posts
OP delivers, meet Tucker:
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He's kinda folded over my arm, so he's actually quite a bit longer than this photo makes him look
sorry for garbage quality, who takes pictures with a telephone? its a telephone! shoutouts to febreeze air effects and my judas priest '05 tour hoodie
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Valhalla18444 Posts
but you see the size of those paws? he's a monster, that's why he's 35 pounds. he's actually very very strong and pretty agile, very much a cat despite his gigantic size. he sure loves to sleep, but he's not some sloth pile
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GOOD SHIT! :D thanks for sharing
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Yeah Maine Coon Cats are freaking massive. 35 pounds isn't even the biggest I've heard of with out getting all that fat. Those cats chase dogs, and not just little ones.
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he looks so mischievious! 
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rawr i would not want to meet that cat in a dark alley way. so cute tho.
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Sanya12364 Posts
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I once knew an older man name Ralph who had a really fat cat. When it was sitting on the ground, all of the fat would spread out and cover its feet, so that it just looked like a blob with a head. It was so loveable!
One day I saw it hiding under the bed, and I thought it would be funny to poke its fat with a stick. It growled at me after the second poke, and I said 'okay sorry', but then it starting coming out and I got scared, so I starting walking away. Then I saw it running at me so I bolted for the door! I heard it just behind me the whole way, but once I was outside I looked back and I saw it just staring at me from behind the screen door . It was a funny experience in retrospect. I love that fat cat .
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On January 24 2014 13:53 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:OP delivers, meet Tucker: + Show Spoiler +<a href="http://imgur.com/pE6wlmy"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/pE6wlmy.jpg" title="Hosted by imgur.com" /></a> He's kinda folded over my arm, so he's actually quite a bit longer than this photo makes him look sorry for garbage quality, who takes pictures with a telephone? its a telephone! shoutouts to febreeze air effects and my judas priest '05 tour hoodie
Adorable cat He doesnt look that overweight either.
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thats a big fucking cat. i thought my gfs cat was large.
i saw a coon walking around nyc once. it was insane. easily the size of a small dog
glad that your cats are ok and you wont be depressed until the olympics are over!!
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On January 23 2014 12:22 Rekrul wrote:
mspaint or it didn't happen
I spit out my beer laughing at this.
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TLADT24920 Posts
one scary cat you got there. Glad none of them ended up leaving and they were all safe
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