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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
January 22 2014 23:27 GMT
#1
got home today and my front door was wide open - i guess i didn't close it properly when I left this morning, and it's windy as a motherfucker outside, so it blew open.

I have four pets, so naturally I fucking panicked and ran around the house searching for them. Both dogs greeted me at the door, because they are dogs. okay, two down, check. One cat was just sitting on the porch outside the door, okay, no problem. Three down. One cat, who goes by the name Tucker, is a gigantic fat maine coone, weighing in at just over 35 pounds in all his tubby, orange glory. He was the only one missing.

I fucking love Tucker because he's a total suck. He'd be helpless out in the wild. Fortunately I found him passed out (and snoring!) under my bed.

WHEW

****
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Cokefreak
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland8096 Posts
January 22 2014 23:28 GMT
#2
Yay for pets that are safe \o/
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
January 22 2014 23:34 GMT
#3
A happy ending
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
KaiserKieran
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States615 Posts
January 22 2014 23:42 GMT
#4
You are one lucky bastard! I have 2 labs and I foster sometimes and a losing a dog if fucking scary! Glad everything turned out alright. I'd be worried about robbery too.
[MD]Frostbite
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Canada292 Posts
January 22 2014 23:55 GMT
#5
Phew... good thing nothing happened. Get that cat on a diet though if you havent already
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Najda
Profile Joined June 2010
United States3765 Posts
January 23 2014 00:32 GMT
#6
Similar thing happened to me, my sister left for work one morning and left the door open because it wasn't latching properly and I didn't notice for a few hours. When I noticed, our cat was sitting about 5 inches out the door in the sun, probably too afraid to venture out into the world.
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
January 23 2014 00:51 GMT
#7
35 pounds? holy shit
happy ending yay!
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Zealos
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United Kingdom3576 Posts
January 23 2014 01:09 GMT
#8
I'd have been more concerned about being robbed !
Glad to hear it ended well though.
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Ciryandor
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3735 Posts
January 23 2014 01:30 GMT
#9
35 pounds? How the fuck did he get so fat?!?!
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Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25563 Posts
January 23 2014 02:02 GMT
#10
On January 23 2014 10:09 Zealos wrote:
I'd have been more concerned about being robbed !
Glad to hear it ended well though.


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itsjustatank
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Hong Kong9183 Posts
January 23 2014 02:02 GMT
#11
35lb cat what
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lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
January 23 2014 02:16 GMT
#12
i have a friend who owns a bunch of cats that fat, they look ridiculous but adorable
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BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES51710 Posts
January 23 2014 02:31 GMT
#13
so tucker tucked himself under your bed.
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Mr. Wiggles
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada5894 Posts
January 23 2014 02:41 GMT
#14
On January 23 2014 11:31 BLinD-RawR wrote:
so tucker tucked himself under your bed.

He was tuckered out so he needed a nap.
you gotta dance
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 23 2014 03:22 GMT
#15
mspaint or it didn't happen
why so 진지해?
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
January 23 2014 03:26 GMT
#16
turn it into a rap
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4222 Posts
January 23 2014 03:26 GMT
#17
On January 23 2014 12:22 Rekrul wrote:
mspaint or it didn't happen

Oh god I laughed. I don't know if that makes me a bad person, or just been around this website for a bit too long now.....
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Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
January 23 2014 03:33 GMT
#18
On January 23 2014 12:26 Shock710 wrote:
turn it into a rap

yes please

also the picture on your tl profile is worrying
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BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES51710 Posts
January 23 2014 03:38 GMT
#19
On January 23 2014 12:33 Aerisky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2014 12:26 Shock710 wrote:
turn it into a rap

yes please

also the picture on your tl profile is worrying


thats eddie
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
Parlortricks
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
United States111 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-23 03:45:55
January 23 2014 03:45 GMT
#20
On January 23 2014 11:02 itsjustatank wrote:
35lb cat what

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Maine coons are like mini-tigers.
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