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I’ve been thinking about this for a long time (at least the past 20 minutes since waking up).
First, let’s go back go back to the Bible to see where the world started. You have this guy Moses who apparently can part seas yet he’s definitely not a mage? “Moses Medivh was the last Guardian of Tirisfal, an ancient line of protectors bestowed with great powers to do battle with the agents of the Egyptians Burning Legion.”
Then you have this guy Jesus. Gets all famous because someone caught him do a daily H2O to C2H5OH transmute. Then after that someone sees him using one of his class spells. Ever wonder how he travelled around the Greater Jerusalem Area so quickly yet always managed to get back to Jerusalem? Let’s just say there are quite a few inns in the city. Definitely a coincidence that Gul’dan and Medivh knew each other and this water parter and wine maker end up in the same book right?
Now, maybe you’re a symbologist who met a super hot girl who works at CERN while battling the Scarlet Crusade Priory of Sion, Kirin Tor Illuminati*, or the Dark Iron Dwarves Freemasons and you’re stupid little brain can’t comprehend that the world is 4000 years old. Maybe you think Dinosaurs weren’t tricks from Sargeras Satan, and that that there was this Pyroblast from space that hit them on turn 8 after getting rushed down to 10hp. Well let me bring to your attention Un'Goro Crater. Tar everywhere? Check. Vibrant green plant life like Jurassic Park? Check. Dinosaur bones? Check. Dinosaurs? ALSO CHECK. Escort quest and other video game reference? Check check. But how can you prove that it’s as old as the Dinosaurs you say? Well if you go in the Caverns of Time it’s not there because it didn’t exist yet (also, coincidentally, you have to defend Moses Medivh while under the influence of Sargeras Satan. Why else would he trick the Jews into building the pyramids before saving them?).
To be continued...
*Medivh may or may not have been affiliated with the Kirin Tor, but I think this is all the proof you need
 
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no no there isn't
trust me i hate ontology
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On December 10 2013 03:24 ETisME wrote:
Define "real"
see, this is why people hate philosophy 
Anyway, no. Even going based off of pretty normal thinking, its entirely possible that the planet/world in which warcraft takes place existed. However this is kind of a silly question, as the followup would be, who gives a shit?
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see the problem with this blog is like...
anyone who reads the content will either be notamused or mildly amused at best
anyone who reads only the title will post worthless crap like i did
its just not a very compelling package
4/5
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On December 10 2013 03:28 packrat386 wrote:see, this is why people hate philosophy Anyway, no. Even going based off of pretty normal thinking, its entirely possible that the planet/world in which warcraft takes place existed. However this is kind of a silly question, as the followup would be, who gives a shit?
That is not the only reason why this is silly. (The author knows it is silly, but he's making a point).
I would give a shit if it was true that people will be tortured forever after dying, but I would also give a shit about an infinite amount of other "possibilities" that are just as bad, which also have no evidence, but no way to be disproved.
However, clearly, I can't take every possibility in to consideration, since there is an infinite amount of them. So until there is evidence for something, or reason to suspect something, I won't believe it.
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Hong Kong9159 Posts
this thread is the desert of the real
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On December 10 2013 04:04 itsjustatank wrote:
this thread is the desert of the real
luckily, we have a tank here with sand resistant treads
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There cannot be any proof that World of Warcraft isn't real. It's literally impossible.
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Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself!
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Hong Kong9159 Posts
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Stories are more real than our "real" life will ever be
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Blazinghand
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On December 10 2013 04:04 itsjustatank wrote:
this thread is the desert of the real
this thread lives in the flicker
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Reminds me of those paintings that say "this is not a faucet" with a painting of a faucet on it. And then those artists get heaps of praise for being revolutionary.
That's art for you, common sense observations make you a revolutionary. Also don't forget the people who draw big boxes in a single colour! Or *multiple* boxes! They are even more revolutionary. Oh man my distaste for modern art will never go away.
edit: By the way, you should do a real blog on whether the illuminati are real, or maybe the reptilians . It would be so much fun to read!! I love conspiracies
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how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't even real
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It's not until I go to bed after the video game that reality starts. Reality begins once I hit the bed,
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TL Blogs exist in a different universe. Be careful what you post, or you too could slip into the void.
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I came into this thread expecting a joke. And now I'm just confused as to what you believe and what parts of your blog are a joke. I'm just going to assume that your intention was truly to create an incoherent ramble of arbitrary religious and scientific factoids.
I don't get it 
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Any warcraft blog is a 5/5.
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