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Nestea's Wedding

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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44447 Posts
July 20 2013 16:13 GMT
#1
And as Mvp looks lovingly into Nestea's eyes, the Reverend MC speaks, in his best English: "Should anyone here present know of any reason that this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace."

Just then, the church doors fly open! A swarm of blue and white floats towards the altar. Dan unmerges himself from his Tastosis archon and stands up straight, walking towards the Korean gamers: "Wait, Nestea!"

Nick stays back, tearfully wishing his friend the best of luck, and knowing that he could never make Dan as happy as Nestea does.

Dan runs up to Nestea, taking his hand. In a barely audible whisper, Artosis breathes:
"We belong together, Nestea. You know we do."

Nestea's eyes start to tear, as he remembers all the wonderful nights and mornings he had spent with Artosis. Nestea turns to Mvp and says something no one understands because it's in Korean, and Smix wasn't around to translate. Mvp is visibly shaken, although it can't be discerned whether that's because of the wedding cockblock or his wrist issues. MC looks shocked at first, but then turns angrily towards Artosis and says, under his breath:
"I keel you."

The BossToss dons his Murloc suit and prepares to attack Dan. But a small, almost sad, smile creeps onto Nestea's face, and he tilts his head, causing MC to faint. Nestea grabs Dan's hand, and says something else in Korean that was probably something like "I love you too".

Dan "Artosis" "Jewy Grasshopper" Stemkoski and Lim "Zergbong" "Nestea" "Creator of the Universe" Jae Duk lived happily ever after, creating the little Zerg-Protoss hybrids that we encountered at the end of Brood War.


Nestosis: Merging complete.

****
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
July 20 2013 16:16 GMT
#2
YES!! Nestosis 5/5
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
Paljas
Profile Joined October 2011
Germany6926 Posts
July 20 2013 16:27 GMT
#3
um, what?
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44447 Posts
July 20 2013 16:31 GMT
#4
On July 21 2013 01:27 Paljas wrote:
um, what?


Nestea's getting married.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
July 20 2013 16:33 GMT
#5
Oh yeeaaah
theatreofwar
Profile Joined December 2011
Canada60 Posts
July 20 2013 18:23 GMT
#6
So this happened.

TOO GOOD.
Mutaller
Profile Blog Joined July 2013
United States1051 Posts
July 20 2013 18:47 GMT
#7
wow no pictures I am pretty bummed
have a long and prosperous life Dan and Jae Duk
"To practice isn't for you to get better now in the present. Practice will never betray you and will always come back for you in the future." -Jaedong
esReveR
Profile Joined February 2010
United States567 Posts
July 20 2013 19:24 GMT
#8
This would be a 5/5 if it had MSPaint pictures included, to match the ridiculousness.
Skill is relative.
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
July 20 2013 21:42 GMT
#9
Where's FakeSteve when you need him?
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44447 Posts
July 20 2013 22:35 GMT
#10
On July 21 2013 04:24 esReveR wrote:
This would be a 5/5 if it had MSPaint pictures included, to match the ridiculousness.


I'll keep that in mind for the next time
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Flossy
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States870 Posts
July 20 2013 23:02 GMT
#11
Someone HAS to show this to Artosis.
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babylon
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
8765 Posts
July 21 2013 01:17 GMT
#12
Brilliant, of course.
ymir233
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States8275 Posts
July 21 2013 02:49 GMT
#13
What did I just read
Come motivate me to be cynical about animus at http://infinityandone.blogspot.com/ // Stork proxy gates are beautiful.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
July 21 2013 03:35 GMT
#14
hawt
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
July 21 2013 04:37 GMT
#15
If I ever get perma'd, nestosis is the name I'm taking for my PBU name.
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