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The Pitchfork Preserver, May 5 - Page 2

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GMarshal
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States22154 Posts
May 06 2013 02:27 GMT
#21
This is fantastic ^_^
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Ero-Sennin
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States756 Posts
May 06 2013 02:32 GMT
#22
You.... are a wonderful person... and I love you for this.
Luck makes talent look like genius.
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
May 06 2013 02:55 GMT
#23
On May 06 2013 09:23 Myles wrote:
Show nested quote +
Thorzain commented, "I think Hasuobs attacked a little too early and should have built on top of his lead."


Too good. I lost it there.


All props for this goes to stuchiu, who said it in a chat. It's by far the best line there.
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
DenTenker
Profile Blog Joined March 2013
United States606 Posts
May 06 2013 03:02 GMT
#24
Well done! 5/5
If your all in didn't work, you didn't pull the workers.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
May 06 2013 05:36 GMT
#25
Hahaha, i loved the piano comment
TheEmulator
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
28103 Posts
May 06 2013 05:43 GMT
#26
0/5

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jk 5/5
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Jacmert
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
Canada1709 Posts
May 06 2013 05:46 GMT
#27
LOL. I started off thinking, "ha ha, ok, this is decent I guess."

and then I kept reading and couldn't stop laughing :D
Plat Support Main #believe
looknohands119
Profile Joined March 2010
United States815 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-06 05:50:19
May 06 2013 05:48 GMT
#28
If this little publication doesn't become a regular thing, I'll probably have to throw my wheelchair out the window of my fourth story apartment onto an unsuspecting passerby. For the safety of those completely innocent bystanders, I emplore you to not let that happen.
"The kingdom of the heavens is buried treasure. Would you sell yourself to buy the one you've found?" - Jon Foreman ('Your Love Is Strong' - Spring EP)
Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
May 06 2013 05:55 GMT
#29
lol too good...
CreatorGX
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States122 Posts
May 06 2013 06:27 GMT
#30
"Organ Planning ID Change to Harpsichord"

Everything before this was just whipped cream atop of this cake. Never stop this. I cannot stress enough how much I love this. (<3 comes pretty close) Good job.
http://creatorgx.blogspot.com/
KadaverBB
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany25658 Posts
May 06 2013 06:39 GMT
#31
Brillian :D
AdministratorLaws change depending on who's making them, but justice is justice
Eeeegor
Profile Joined April 2005
Australia809 Posts
May 06 2013 07:03 GMT
#32
Haha, amazing stuff!
Day9 Made Me Do It
Meatloaf
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Spain664 Posts
May 06 2013 07:23 GMT
#33
this is so awesome lol. Good Job!
MHT
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden1026 Posts
May 06 2013 08:04 GMT
#34
hahaha godamn the Hasuobs part!
Nirel
Profile Joined September 2011
Israel1526 Posts
May 06 2013 08:19 GMT
#35
Wow this is GOOD! please make it a regular thing
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
May 06 2013 08:21 GMT
#36
HAhaha fantastic
DusTerr
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
2520 Posts
May 06 2013 09:22 GMT
#37
will read again
soiii
Profile Joined July 2011
Germany266 Posts
May 06 2013 10:38 GMT
#38
Enjoyed this very much :-)
Flossy
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States870 Posts
May 06 2013 10:47 GMT
#39
More plz. 5/5
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GaNgStaRR.ElV
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada535 Posts
May 06 2013 10:53 GMT
#40
Nice but don't really get the AZUBU digs.....
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