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Brindled
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States508 Posts
May 07 2013 08:42 GMT
#101
Please please please make this a regular thing.
Ua Mau ke Ea o ka ʻĀina i ka Pono @TL_Brindled11
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66155 Posts
May 07 2013 11:11 GMT
#102
· Jaedong in Shame Chair After Losing to White Man


fucking lol'd
POGGERS
achan1058
Profile Joined February 2012
1091 Posts
May 07 2013 12:50 GMT
#103
Forget Six Flags. We need six-parties talk GSL, complete with North Korea, of course.
StillRooney
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden106 Posts
May 07 2013 13:39 GMT
#104
Hilarious, I laughed so much at this, thank you!
dudecrush
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada418 Posts
May 07 2013 14:58 GMT
#105
This was great. Especially the Thorzain comment.
forgehammer
Profile Joined August 2011
United States79 Posts
May 07 2013 19:29 GMT
#106
That made my day. I came for the ThorZaIN and I stayed for the Moon.
[F_]aths
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Germany3947 Posts
May 07 2013 19:31 GMT
#107
BWAHAHAHAHAA. Really good ideas included.
You don't choose to play zerg. The zerg choose you.
Olex
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States135 Posts
May 07 2013 20:02 GMT
#108
On May 07 2013 13:24 kochanfe wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
On May 07 2013 03:46 Olex wrote:
Browder to Compete

In a surprise forum post, notable Blizzard figurehead Dustin Browder announced his intention to play in the as-yet-rumored Blizzard Cup open bracket. This marks an important change in Blizzard's long-time public stance, disallowing employees to actually play Blizzard games. A random player, Browder reports that preparation goes well, "There's a whole lot of room for development in the meta-game, right? Players are using just some of the tools in the arsenal but at the pro level we're just not seeing what our internal testing suggests should be the most stable playscape. I'm going to change that." Browder's manager and long-time bridge partner, David Kim, also provided this statement, "Yeah, we haven't seen Dusty in the office for a few weeks now. His away message on skype has been "I HAVE FOUND THE SECRET AND IT IS INDESTRUCTIBLE" for the last couple days and he's blowing through company keyboards. We're concerned, but his fierce competitive spirit is unmatched. Team Blizzard on the prowl, I guess."

Unforgiven

Since his defection to League earlier this year, Marcus "DJ Wheat" Wheat has been struggling to retain his position in the Starcraft community as slightly-older-dude-your-dad-can-relate-to-at-MLG. When asked about his original switch in a Skype interview, Wheat was unapologetic; "You gotta go where the money is, man. Look, I haven't done anything wrong by providing for my kids. MiniWheat's gotta eat." He understands however, as we all do, that League's emergence is short-lived. Recently, Riot announced that streams seem to have peaked, averaging just 400,000 concurrent viewers per hour, per event. As the ship abandons you will see other personalities continue to return, and even redefine themselves as true-blue SC2 fan boys. "I'm getting a Kerrigan tattoo on my bicep. Frankly, honestly, I've been thinking of getting it for a while. I fucking love SC2, man. I love it. It's the best. It's the only game. I love you guys, really. Please. I love you." The interview was cut short due to an upcoming League of Legends Tournament.

Pretty funny but not gut-busting like the OP


Thanks, just some one-offs inspired by them. Love stuff like this, and I forgot to say it my post but, great job overmasters : P
Bugs in amber
GoodSirTets
Profile Joined June 2012
Canada200 Posts
May 07 2013 21:23 GMT
#109
top lel
High Diamond/ Low Masters :^)
MCDayC
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom14464 Posts
May 07 2013 21:33 GMT
#110
This was amazing
VERY FRAGILE, LIKE A BABY PANDA EGG
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
May 08 2013 00:02 GMT
#111
Empire Destroys Alliance Teamhouse With Giant Laser
(Z)Moon wrongly implicated in complex ploy.

LOL
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
May 08 2013 02:10 GMT
#112
On May 07 2013 20:11 konadora wrote:
Show nested quote +
· Jaedong in Shame Chair After Losing to White Man


fucking lol'd

Possibly the best thing I've seen today xD.
User was warned for too many mimes.
ZigguratOfUr
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Iraq16955 Posts
May 08 2013 04:48 GMT
#113
To be honest, I'd probably watch a game of Starcraft 2 with both players on a pirate ship ride. They would have to macro and micro despite their stomachs sinking repeatedly, and they would have next level strategies such as attacking when your opponent is falling, as well as suiciding your army to finish the game no matter what since you are feeling too sick.
doner0
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States233 Posts
May 08 2013 05:28 GMT
#114
the hasoubs one was really solid with the thorzain quote afterwards
magicmUnky
Profile Joined June 2011
Australia280 Posts
May 08 2013 10:21 GMT
#115
10/10 would bang
AnomalySC2
Profile Joined August 2012
United States2073 Posts
May 08 2013 14:32 GMT
#116
Pretty funny.
Kasu
Profile Joined April 2011
United Kingdom345 Posts
May 08 2013 15:19 GMT
#117
Haha awesome, nice job!
Proseat
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Germany5113 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-08 19:31:33
May 08 2013 19:26 GMT
#118
TheOnion-level entertainment! Would read again!

Since this is supposed to look like a newspaper, perhaps the header logo needs to be a little bigger. Also, some of the formating still gives off Word document vibes. xD Maybe also pick a non-white, paper-colored background?
The Rise and Fall of SlayerS -- a timeline: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=378097
Zorgaz
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden2951 Posts
May 08 2013 20:42 GMT
#119
''HasuObs Victorious After Opponent Dies Of Exhaustion During Nine Day Game''

Haha cracked me up xD
Furthermore, I think the Collosi should be removed! (Zorgaz -Terran/AbrA-Random/Zorg-Dota2) Guineapigs <3
cLAN.Anax
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States2847 Posts
May 09 2013 01:11 GMT
#120
Very nice!

Jaedong in Shame Chair After Losing to White Man


Lolwut?! X-D
┬─┬___(ツ)_/¯ 彡┻━┻ I am the 4%. "I cant believe i saw ANAL backwards before i saw the word LAN." - Capped
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