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CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-02-17 03:42:09
February 17 2014 01:10 GMT
#661
[REDACTED]
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11712 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-02-17 05:06:05
February 17 2014 01:49 GMT
#662
Citizen CrazyF1r3 - R - f0x, you have been assigned additional training in other (non-fun) games before being acceptable as a troubleshooter. This training will be held next seventhday at ---- MESSAGE CORRUPTED --- . Citizen HystericaLau - G - THR - 1 will oversee your training. It will be fun. Having fun in a non-fun game is treason. Don't have fun.

Your assigned troubleshooter gear will be available to you in 12 to 16 days. Then you are allowed to have fun. Fun is mandatory. Not having fun at any point shows a lack of satisfaction with your life in Alpha Complex. Should you experience not having fun, report to your nearest IntSec facility for brainscrubbing. Don't worry, that will also be fun, citizen.

Attention! You are not troubleshooting Friend Computer, that would imply that there is something wrong with Friend Computer. Do you want to imply that there is something wrong with Friend Computer, citizen CrazyF1r3 - R - f0x? Your answer will be recorded.
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
February 17 2014 03:42 GMT
#663
Oh, well of course what I meant to s- [GETS INCINERATED]
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
February 17 2014 03:47 GMT
#664
Why hello this is troubleshooter CrazyF1r3 - R - f0x - 2 reporting in (no relation to the now discovered communist CrazyF1r3 - R - f0x). I am wondering if by next seventhday, you mean the 2nd of March?
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11712 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-02-17 05:05:40
February 17 2014 05:00 GMT
#665
A good question, citizen. Knowledge of the fact that on the 23rd of march Old Reckoning time you will be playing in the other (non-fun) game Pandemonio with citizen HystericaLau - G - THR - 1 acting as a DM and on the 2nd of march you will be acting as a troubleshooter is restricted to citizens of clearance levels GREEN or above. So i can not answer that question.
HystericaLaughter
Profile Joined September 2011
Australia720 Posts
February 17 2014 10:56 GMT
#666
You guys are hilarious.

Now gentlemen, we shall be playing Pandemonio this week, and I will be your director. You are the disciples, twisted and broken souls dedicated to fighting Angels, Demons, and whatever else tries to fuck with the world. Because this is your world and only you can fuck with it.

For anyone who has the time and inclination to make their character during the week, here is how you do so (spoiled for length). Character sheets and the Pandemonio player's guide have been posted into the skype chat, just scroll up a little.

+ Show Spoiler +
Firstly, you need a name. The best names are short and brutal, usually only 1-2 syllables long. Examples are Scar, Mustang, Deadbolt or anything else that sounds bad ass.

Then you must pick your class and invent a character background. Classes are Crusader, Hammerwitch, Messiah, Murderist, Nail-Matyr, Priest, Sinner and War Ghoul. Descriptions can be found in the player's guide. Character backgrounds should include who you were before you became a disciple, what led to your recruitment as a disciple and what drives your character to do whatever it is they do.

Afterwards we come to attribute scores. You will have 11 points to assign between Reflex, Traction and Instinct, and 9 points to assign between Violence and Magic. These points represent how many dice you roll when using that attribute. If you have 5 points in Reflex and some guy tries to shoot you in the face, you roll 5d12 attempting to not get shot in the face. This is more points than is stated in the player's guide, so don't be confused. No less than one point in an attribute either. For a description of what each attribute is used for refer to this handy guide:

Roll attribute when you want to -

Violence: Fuck shit up with guns and knives
Magic: Fuck shit up with spells
Reflex: Not get fucked up by guns and knives
Traction: Not get fucked up by spells
Instinct: Realise when someone is fucking with you or something is just generally fucky

Director's note: Invest all points into Violence/Reflex at your own risk.

Next we have skills. Who were you back when you were a useless piece of Demon-bait? What did you do? You have 6 points to assign to skills that reflect your past life. The number of points in a skill again represents the number of d12 dice you get to roll when trying to use it. No more than 3 points in a single skill.

Now for the fun stuff, stunts and spells. Stunts are single use actions that allow disciples to perform rather spectacular feats. They are divided into 3 categories, Bonebreakers, Exploits and Shamus Work. Your chosen class will allow you to select stunts from two of these categories. You may choose a total of 3 stunts.

Spells are divided into two lists, Sacraments and Blasphemies. Your class determines which list you may select spells from. You may choose a number of spells equal to your magic points, eg. 5 magic points means 5 different spells. You are not restricted to a single cast of each spell, you are allowed to cast 5 spells (if you have 5 magic points), selecting from your entire list of spells. Further magic use is possible, but comes at a cost. Every spell you cast past your number of magic points will incur decay. You don't want decay. Or maybe you do if you're crazy enough.

Lastly let's buy some stuff. Roll 3d8 for the amount of money your character starts with, then use that to buy weapons, armour and equipment. List's are on pages 71-3 of the player's guide, but feel free to be creative.


There is no obligation to have your character ready by Sunday, but the less character creation we do the more we get to play.
My wife for hire! - Zealot
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11712 Posts
February 17 2014 21:15 GMT
#667
Do you already have an idea where we will be playing?

I am currently thinking of playing a Wiccan Hammerwitch. Maybe owned an esoterics bookstore before becoming crazy witchy.
dismiss
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United Kingdom3341 Posts
February 17 2014 23:27 GMT
#668
So are there grenades and/or grenade launches in pandemonio? n_n
Failure to improve posting standards will result in a lengthy ban. I <crms_> !dumb <GeoffAnderson> crmsdota <crms_> damnit
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11712 Posts
February 17 2014 23:28 GMT
#669
If we are playing in the US, you can buy them at the supermarket.
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
February 18 2014 00:29 GMT
#670
Yeah they're like 5.99$ at Walmart.
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
HystericaLaughter
Profile Joined September 2011
Australia720 Posts
February 18 2014 08:00 GMT
#671
We'll be in Australia. And of course there are grenade launchers in Pandemonio, what kind of question is that?

Keep the location in mind when you come up with a new Vicar :D
My wife for hire! - Zealot
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11712 Posts
February 18 2014 09:16 GMT
#672
I will veto Crocodile Dundee.
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11712 Posts
February 18 2014 09:26 GMT
#673
Hm, what about this as a description for a Vicar.

Dark skinned, androgynous, inhumanly thin, painted body. Does not talk. Communicates through very quick and accurate, but somehow archaic drawings on whatever surface is available. Only clothing consists of multiple leather belts carrying large amounts of bone knives, no two of which are the same. Exactly one is always covered in fresh blood.
HystericaLaughter
Profile Joined September 2011
Australia720 Posts
February 18 2014 09:48 GMT
#674
That sounds very interesting. I am somewhat surprised though, I was about 70% sure of a Crocodile Dundee type figure.
My wife for hire! - Zealot
dismiss
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United Kingdom3341 Posts
February 18 2014 10:34 GMT
#675
I heavily favour a version of Steve Irving or whatever he was called.
Failure to improve posting standards will result in a lengthy ban. I <crms_> !dumb <GeoffAnderson> crmsdota <crms_> damnit
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
February 18 2014 15:54 GMT
#676
Our vicar should just be a Crocodile/spider, who communicates by saying "cunt", in various pitches.
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11712 Posts
February 19 2014 00:21 GMT
#677
So, before i got into the process of doing the stats, are there any objections to me playing an overweight middle aged Wiccan woman who believes that all the angels and demons are some abomination produced by the corporations who rape Gaia and/or by the christian establishment to prevent people from seeing how much better humanity would be off if they accept the loving embrace of the goddess and the horned god instead of blindly following the false fascist gods of the patriarchy.

And her supernatural powers are obviously a sign of the natural defense of mother Gaia, who will no longer tolerate such abuse, following the universal rule that whatever you do will be thrice returned.
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
February 19 2014 01:56 GMT
#678
That is the most hilarious thing I've read all day
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
February 19 2014 02:06 GMT
#679
Also I found this cool artist's rendition of a Shaggoth (the all-consuming creatures we 'fought' earlier), granted this one is a lot bigger than those other ones.
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11712 Posts
February 19 2014 05:44 GMT
#680
Oh, just to be sure, don't assume that that means that i won't be kicking tremendous amounts of arse.

And yes, Shoggoths. I highly suggest not getting anywhere near one. Also, one of the few things that gets more and more scary the more you know about them. There is nothing that is not creepy about them.

Also, take that picture as a rough idea explaining the existence of sanity rules within CoC. If you see that rushing towards you at twice the speed of a running man,slipping into merciful insanity is probably the most reasonable choice.
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