• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 00:58
CEST 06:58
KST 13:58
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL19] Finals Recap: Standing Tall9HomeStory Cup 27 - Info & Preview18Classic wins Code S Season 2 (2025)16Code S RO4 & Finals Preview: herO, Rogue, Classic, GuMiho0TL Team Map Contest #5: Presented by Monster Energy6
Community News
Flash Announces Hiatus From ASL54Weekly Cups (June 23-29): Reynor in world title form?12FEL Cracov 2025 (July 27) - $8000 live event16Esports World Cup 2025 - Final Player Roster16Weekly Cups (June 16-22): Clem strikes back1
StarCraft 2
General
The SCII GOAT: A statistical Evaluation The GOAT ranking of GOAT rankings Statistics for vetoed/disliked maps How does the number of casters affect your enjoyment of esports? Esports World Cup 2025 - Final Player Roster
Tourneys
Korean Starcraft League Week 77 Master Swan Open (Global Bronze-Master 2) RSL: Revival, a new crowdfunded tournament series [GSL 2025] Code S: Season 2 - Semi Finals & Finals $5,100+ SEL Season 2 Championship (SC: Evo)
Strategy
How did i lose this ZvP, whats the proper response Simple Questions Simple Answers
Custom Maps
[UMS] Zillion Zerglings
External Content
Mutation # 480 Moths to the Flame Mutation # 479 Worn Out Welcome Mutation # 478 Instant Karma Mutation # 477 Slow and Steady
Brood War
General
Player “Jedi” cheat on CSL Flash Announces Hiatus From ASL BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ Unit and Spell Similarities Help: rep cant save
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues [BSL20] Grand Finals - Sunday 20:00 CET Small VOD Thread 2.0 [BSL20] GosuLeague RO16 - Tue & Wed 20:00+CET
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers I am doing this better than progamers do.
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread Path of Exile What do you want from future RTS games? Beyond All Reason
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Trading/Investing Thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Russo-Ukrainian War Thread The Games Industry And ATVI
Fan Clubs
SKT1 Classic Fan Club! Maru Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread [Manga] One Piece [\m/] Heavy Metal Thread
Sports
Formula 1 Discussion 2024 - 2025 Football Thread NBA General Discussion TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 NHL Playoffs 2024
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
Blogs
Culture Clash in Video Games…
TrAiDoS
from making sc maps to makin…
Husyelt
Blog #2
tankgirl
StarCraft improvement
iopq
Trip to the Zoo
micronesia
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 676 users

the onethousandth

Blogs > Vivax
Post a Reply
Vivax
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
21965 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-14 23:07:19
December 27 2012 16:15 GMT
#1
DISCLAIMER: May offend someone.

I had to write this during Yet Another Mini Normal Mafia
+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=388487

I was scum that game, I thought I'd write some nonsense blog post likes this, but crumbing my alignment in here hah (and no one noticed >_>)! Go to point B.

Are you tired of writing lengthy, competent posts no one reads?

Are you afraid of being warned, banned and humiliated by the all-seeing TL mods?

Are you annoyed by being forced to express a humble opinion on a hot topic?

Are you disgusted by people with more posts than you receiving special treatment?

Are you feeling sexually assaulted from people writing blogs about their penis?

Are you crying about the animals killed for the food porn posts?

Are you emotionally over-saturated of having your short, witty posts being hated from your readers?

If your answer is Yes, proceed to B.
If your answer is No, proceed to A.
If you don't know, proceed to X.


A

+ Show Spoiler +

Congratulations!

You just proved to be straight out boring and probably one of the guys who choose the "I never come late to an appointment"-trap in psycho-questionnaires. Also, you don't care about animals and you are interested in other peoples penises. You also like to ask for temp bans.

The first and the last question show contradictory behaviour. You should probably read the post next time.
Proceed to X.


B


+ Show Spoiler +
I see, so you feel like this forum is too cosy, people have to be nice to each other, your posts don't get

any attention.
Maybe you would like some sort of revenge. Form a group, kill some posters, backstab them or get
some other people to pull them up with a string hugging their necks while screaming bloody murder.
Check their activities at night, shoot them at daylight after they called you stupid.
Uncover lies, save them from deadly situations.
Mafia is the game for you then.

I have achieved 1k posts while playing it, and currently there is a game waiting to get filled. If you have lots of time and feel like you're analytic, join us in this madness. This part of TL allows you to get up a rough tone and canalise violent intentions into text form. If you feel like you're creative, you can host games with your own theme.
If you see Palmar, pretend he doesn't exist.


X

+ Show Spoiler +

It's in the top right corner.



*
josemb40
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Peru611 Posts
December 27 2012 16:19 GMT
#2
sooo... happy 1000th
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-27 16:20:31
December 27 2012 16:19 GMT
#3
Uh, I'm pretty sure the first and last questions aren't contradictory. Writing short, witty posts and writing lengthy, competent posts aren't mutually exclusive.

Also, nice 1k post Mafia advertisement. :D
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
December 27 2012 16:24 GMT
#4
TYPO COZY
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
December 27 2012 16:25 GMT
#5
On December 28 2012 01:24 Torte de Lini wrote:
TYPO COZY

"Cozy" is the standard American English spelling; outside of North America, it's usually spelled as "cosy."
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Cyber_Cheese
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia3615 Posts
December 27 2012 22:23 GMT
#6
Hmm, The first part was interesting, the follow through, not so much..
I mean, forum mafia is great and I'd recommend it, It's just the way you followed through is bad.
The X thing is clever.
The moment you lose confidence in yourself, is the moment the world loses it's confidence in you.
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
December 28 2012 01:23 GMT
#7
Why am I supposed to ignore Palmar, again?
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Korean StarCraft League
03:00
Week 77
EnkiAlexander 93
HKG_Chickenman87
davetesta74
IntoTheiNu 59
Liquipedia
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
Nina 252
PiLiPiLi 15
Dota 2
monkeys_forever743
NeuroSwarm119
febbydoto23
League of Legends
JimRising 828
Heroes of the Storm
Khaldor78
Other Games
summit1g8160
WinterStarcraft590
Livibee111
Organizations
Other Games
BasetradeTV53
StarCraft: Brood War
UltimateBattle 31
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 16 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Berry_CruncH301
• Hupsaiya 70
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• sooper7s
• intothetv
• Migwel
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
StarCraft: Brood War
• Diggity4
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
• BSLYoutube
League of Legends
• Lourlo1392
• masondota2449
• Stunt421
Upcoming Events
CranKy Ducklings
5h 2m
RSL Revival
5h 2m
ByuN vs Cham
herO vs Reynor
FEL
11h 2m
RSL Revival
1d 5h
Clem vs Classic
SHIN vs Cure
FEL
1d 7h
BSL: ProLeague
1d 13h
Dewalt vs Bonyth
Replay Cast
2 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
3 days
The PondCast
4 days
Replay Cast
4 days
[ Show More ]
RSL Revival
5 days
Replay Cast
5 days
RSL Revival
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

BSL 2v2 Season 3
HSC XXVII
Heroes 10 EU

Ongoing

JPL Season 2
BSL Season 20
Acropolis #3
KCM Race Survival 2025 Season 2
CSL 17: 2025 SUMMER
Copa Latinoamericana 4
Championship of Russia 2025
RSL Revival: Season 1
Murky Cup #2
BLAST.tv Austin Major 2025
ESL Impact League Season 7
IEM Dallas 2025
PGL Astana 2025
Asian Champions League '25
BLAST Rivals Spring 2025
MESA Nomadic Masters
CCT Season 2 Global Finals
IEM Melbourne 2025

Upcoming

2025 ACS Season 2: Qualifier
CSLPRO Last Chance 2025
2025 ACS Season 2
CSLPRO Chat StarLAN 3
K-Championship
uThermal 2v2 Main Event
SEL Season 2 Championship
FEL Cracov 2025
Esports World Cup 2025
StarSeries Fall 2025
FISSURE Playground #2
BLAST Open Fall 2025
BLAST Open Fall Qual
Esports World Cup 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall Qual
IEM Cologne 2025
FISSURE Playground #1
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.