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acgFork
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada397 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-30 03:44:54
September 30 2012 03:43 GMT
#1
Sorry for grammar, on my phone when i typed this..


*Part 1*


Hey teamliquid,

I've been a TLer for a while now, and i've read a lot of blogs, so heres my own.  I havent played sc2 for about a month cuz it tends to ruin my life, but everything I've learned these past few years in this esport/community have been applicable to real life.

So I've seen lots of "Road to GM" blogs and stuff like that, so I thought I'd make my own called "Road to Getting Laid".

So, I'm gonna talk to y'all about myself and my endeavours up until now, and I'll keep updating each time something significant happens.

Here I go!

Im a 17 yr old grade 12 (senior) student.  Kissless virgin.  Never had a gf.  Im not unattractive (atleast imo), I rather blame my incompetence with ladies on the fact that I'm insanely shy (borderline aspie).  But last friday, I built up the courage to ask out the coolest, debatably hottest girl in school.  

We've been friends for like 2 yrs.  I liked her for a while, but started hating her once she started dating the biggest douchbag bonehead to stumble across the face of the earth.  When they broke up, my passion for her sort of reappeared.

So last week, wednesday to be exact, I was going to ask her out last class, but obviously, she skips that class and goes home before I can say anything.  I message her after school while im at work and say "Hey, skipped class? I was gonna ask you something important in English but u werent there t..t"

She replies with "Ask me tomorrow "

I thought I sealed the deal, she was gonna be my first gf.  I was gonna get laid.  To be honest, I dont think I wouldve had the guts to ask her out if she hadnt msg'd me that.  Anyway...

Next day, she doesnt come to school till the end of the day since she had free periods all morning.  No opportunity to ask her.  Fuck me.

So the day after that (friday), I'm walking down the hall with her, talking bout random stuff, then we stop talking and just walk.  We're both wondering when I'm gonna ask her.  So I awkwardly and nervously say: "So... Ummm.. Do you wanna, like, study for the bio test with me sometime or something some time?". 

Word for fucking word.  And I even tried planning something out before hand. T-T

So, she says: "Uhh yeah sure."

WTF?.... 

Fuck yeah!!!!  Im gonna go on a date, and kiss and get laid, and im gonna have a girlfriend!

Im like: "so when do you want to talk bout this". In a really serious way, she says "just message me" and walks away.  Even though that was sorta weird, I walk to class totally stoked.  Probably the happiest I ever was, ever.

So I msg her when I get home and say: "Hey sorry for acting so awkward.  I guess I was just really nervous".  I send it.  And wait.  And wait. And continue waiting. No reply, so i go to bed, and wake up early to check. Nothing.  And then I realise its saturday and I need to go to work.  I feel sick to my stomach because of all these emotions.

While im working at the deli in the grocery store near my house, making pita chips, she msgs me and says she'd love to hang out, but doesnt want to date anyone atm.  

Made me kinda mad, but I think about it and tell her that "I respect her stance" and that "being her friend would make me just as happy as anything else we could be". I teared up a bit when I wrote that msg.

Anyway, thats all for now.  Peace out guys and thanks for the support.


**
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Sickkiee
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Japan607 Posts
September 30 2012 03:51 GMT
#2
Oh man, if you need an outlet - just go to your local gym or boxing ring and have a bout or three with the boxing bag or someone there.

Better to let it all out then keep it pent inside.

Lifes too short to be small.
meguca
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States78 Posts
September 30 2012 03:57 GMT
#3
I don't really see how studying with someone is considered a date.
Sickkiee
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Japan607 Posts
September 30 2012 03:59 GMT
#4
On September 30 2012 12:57 meguca wrote:
I don't really see how studying with someone is considered a date.


Because people have different perceptions...

To one person a date may entitle going out on a romantic dinner, then going for a drive or watch a movie - followed by kissing or having sex.

To the next, it may just mean studying or spending time with them - intimately.
Lifes too short to be small.
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10346 Posts
September 30 2012 04:05 GMT
#5
The most ambiguous scenario would be if they two of you were in Anatomy together.

"Want to study the... reproductive functions?"
"Y-- yeah!"
"I knew you would... So, on page 422, we see the scrotum."
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
meguca
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States78 Posts
September 30 2012 04:23 GMT
#6
On September 30 2012 12:59 Sickkiee wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2012 12:57 meguca wrote:
I don't really see how studying with someone is considered a date.


Because people have different perceptions...

To one person a date may entitle going out on a romantic dinner, then going for a drive or watch a movie - followed by kissing or having sex.

To the next, it may just mean studying or spending time with them - intimately.


Yes, but when you ask someone if you want to study together, that usually means one thing - academic work. It most certainly has no romantic connotations.
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10346 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-30 04:42:58
September 30 2012 04:42 GMT
#7
On September 30 2012 13:23 meguca wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2012 12:59 Sickkiee wrote:
On September 30 2012 12:57 meguca wrote:
I don't really see how studying with someone is considered a date.


Because people have different perceptions...

To one person a date may entitle going out on a romantic dinner, then going for a drive or watch a movie - followed by kissing or having sex.

To the next, it may just mean studying or spending time with them - intimately.


Yes, but when you ask someone if you want to study together, that usually means one thing - academic work. It most certainly has no romantic connotations.

Yeah, his scenario doesn't sound too promising. In college, all my studying was for studying... In high school, most girls did NOT tiptoe and act cute. They're blunt if they want your junk. If they want your undying affection, they might study with you, but if they want the penis, they will not leave much to the imagination. Although the girl I used to study math with is now my fiance...
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
pigtheman
Profile Joined January 2009
United States333 Posts
September 30 2012 04:58 GMT
#8
imo getting laid isn't all that, but usually girls need time after breakups
Getting a best friend who you can share experiences with to me is more worth it at your age ^^
*rawr* d(^_^d)
corpuscle
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States1967 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-30 05:22:57
September 30 2012 05:19 GMT
#9
On September 30 2012 12:59 Sickkiee wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2012 12:57 meguca wrote:
I don't really see how studying with someone is considered a date.


Because people have different perceptions...

To one person a date may entitle going out on a romantic dinner, then going for a drive or watch a movie - followed by kissing or having sex.

To the next, it may just mean studying or spending time with them - intimately.


studying is like the worst date ever, who does that.

she thought you were being friendly and then got creeped the fuck out when you got all serious on her. calm down and be cool about it because right now she's realizing that you misinterpreted what you said.

edit:
imo getting laid isn't all that, but usually girls need time after breakups
Getting a best friend who you can share experiences with to me is more worth it at your age ^^


also, this. getting laid the first time is a really big deal until you get over the "hump" (lolol) and then suddenly you stop caring because you realize it's pretty meaningless. don't ruin a friendship just because you wanna get your dick wet, you're only 17.

double edit:

btw she has friends... protip: if you really wanna get laid, make friends with girls that aren't interested in you "that way" and they will say good things about you to other girls that may be interested.
From the void I am born into wave and particle
GhostOwl
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
766 Posts
September 30 2012 05:32 GMT
#10
you just got friendzone'd

a girl is almost always ready to date. those generic "i dont' wanna date anyone at the moment" is just a excuse. her grandpa might die tomorrow and if you are there to comfort her, she's "ready" to date you.
zalz
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Netherlands3704 Posts
September 30 2012 06:29 GMT
#11
On September 30 2012 14:32 GhostOwl wrote:
you just got friendzone'd

a girl is almost always ready to date. those generic "i dont' wanna date anyone at the moment" is just a excuse. her grandpa might die tomorrow and if you are there to comfort her, she's "ready" to date you.


This just got dark, lol.

"I'm a nice guy, I respect a girl's feelings, unlike those assholes I'll be there when her grandfather dies...waiting, prowling."


Other than that, it really isn't that complex. Stop getting the hots for girls that you have been friends with for extended periods of time. I'm not saying friends never fall in love, but it rarely happens for both sides.

You are better off trying to be more pro-active in meeting people, and when you decide you think someone is attractive, go for it right away, don't bother with that "I'm gonna creep into your heart" bullshit. Be friends if you want to be friends, try to be more if that is what you want.

You are entitled to wanting things, and you are entiteld to pursueing those things.


As for getting laid, the difficulty depends on where you live. It is next to impossible in a town where you have a negative reputation, like being socially weird. In a city though, it is pretty easy.

I disagree with the people that say that getting laid for the first time isn't important. Something is important to you if you feel that it is important.
ROOTIllusion
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1060 Posts
September 30 2012 06:39 GMT
#12
A for effort
www.twitter.com/rootillusion & www.facebook.com/illusionsc2
corpuscle
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States1967 Posts
September 30 2012 06:42 GMT
#13
On September 30 2012 15:39 QuanticIllusion wrote:
A for effort


don't pretend you even know what it's like to try to get girls

we all know them high school bitches is all over you
From the void I am born into wave and particle
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
September 30 2012 07:55 GMT
#14
You should make every attempt you can to bang as many high school girls as you can. High school is so utterly unimportant to the rest of your life that you are doing your future self a grave disservice by not getting high school ass now. The window for this kind of stuff is very small, so go for it and don't worry about the imagined consequences of your actions. When you finish high school, you will never see 90% of these people again.

If you get a 16 year old girl when you're 16, you're awesome. If you get a 16 year old girl when you're 22, you're a pedophile.
Legalize drugs and murder.
GhostOwl
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
766 Posts
September 30 2012 08:20 GMT
#15
On September 30 2012 16:55 Ghin wrote:
You should make every attempt you can to bang as many high school girls as you can. High school is so utterly unimportant to the rest of your life that you are doing your future self a grave disservice by not getting high school ass now. The window for this kind of stuff is very small, so go for it and don't worry about the imagined consequences of your actions. When you finish high school, you will never see 90% of these people again.

If you get a 16 year old girl when you're 16, you're awesome. If you get a 16 year old girl when you're 22, you're a pedophile.


Bad advice. He could get a girl pregnant at the age of 16 and fuck up his life
corpuscle
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States1967 Posts
September 30 2012 08:43 GMT
#16
On September 30 2012 17:20 GhostOwl wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2012 16:55 Ghin wrote:
You should make every attempt you can to bang as many high school girls as you can. High school is so utterly unimportant to the rest of your life that you are doing your future self a grave disservice by not getting high school ass now. The window for this kind of stuff is very small, so go for it and don't worry about the imagined consequences of your actions. When you finish high school, you will never see 90% of these people again.

If you get a 16 year old girl when you're 16, you're awesome. If you get a 16 year old girl when you're 22, you're a pedophile.


Bad advice. He could get a girl pregnant at the age of 16 and fuck up his life


Nah bro if she's pregs it's her dumbass bitches fault lol

User was warned for this post
From the void I am born into wave and particle
snexwang
Profile Joined April 2011
Australia224 Posts
September 30 2012 09:11 GMT
#17
On September 30 2012 12:57 meguca wrote:
I don't really see how studying with someone is considered a date.
That's because being meguca is suffering.
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
September 30 2012 09:32 GMT
#18
On September 30 2012 17:20 GhostOwl wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2012 16:55 Ghin wrote:
You should make every attempt you can to bang as many high school girls as you can. High school is so utterly unimportant to the rest of your life that you are doing your future self a grave disservice by not getting high school ass now. The window for this kind of stuff is very small, so go for it and don't worry about the imagined consequences of your actions. When you finish high school, you will never see 90% of these people again.

If you get a 16 year old girl when you're 16, you're awesome. If you get a 16 year old girl when you're 22, you're a pedophile.


Bad advice. He could get a girl pregnant at the age of 16 and fuck up his life


If he's too stupid to figure out how to work birth control devices, he shouldn't be trying to have sex.
Legalize drugs and murder.
NotoriousBig
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Germany301 Posts
September 30 2012 09:38 GMT
#19
great blog, could find myself very well in there.
Why do you think sc2 tends to ruin your life?

For me, starcraft2 helped me so much in terms of reallife mindset and motivation to work hard for reults (class test preparations, doing sports way more intensive and so on).
Kurumi
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Poland6130 Posts
September 30 2012 10:30 GMT
#20
Well, she's just after a breakup so give her some space? Just be with her, that sounds reasonable. She seems to know your intentions well enough.
Also, don't treat her like a target.
That fucking sucks.
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