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So it has been a long day today with a lot of stuff happening so I will start from the beginning so this all makes more sense to everyone who reads this.
So all the interesting stuff starts during dinner time. My hallmate friends and I went to the dining hall and were eating dinner. I brought this bananna cream pie from the deserts section out and they all wanted some of it too. I went to get a second piece and to help carry the other pieces. When I got there though, there was a whole bananna cream pie that had not been touched yet. I ended up taking it back to the table.
I got stopped by a lady that worked there though. She asked where I was taking it and I explained that instead of cutting up a bunch of pieces to take back I thought I would bring the whole pie back to my friends and she said that was ok. She then gave me a server thing that helps serve the pie (such a nice lady). We all enjoyed the pie, but there was still some left. I did NOT want to bring that pie back because it was a far walk. I had 3 pieces total, but there was about a third left. Wondering what I could do, I looked around for someone to give it to. I saw a table of girls that seemed attractive and so I was starting to go up to them, but THEN I saw this one petite dirty-blonde girl that I thought was really really hot but never had any idea of how to introduce myself to her or anything and so had never spoken to her before.
Now was my chance! I brought the pie and the ensemble of plates and forks to her table and congradulated her on a pie that I had just given to her as a gift! :D
About 5 minutes later, she comes to my table and brings back the pie and thanks me for it(she took a piece). I replied
 why did you give my pie back? It was a gift to you!
thank you for the pie, it was delicious 
she gave the pie back. I ended up leaving the pie there with the plates and forks. I figured someone else would eat that shit up. Anyways I was glad I was finally able to make sort of an informal introduction of myself to her so the next time I see her its not creepy if I strike up a convo
Next when I got back from dinner, I was just gonna sit down and play some sc2, literally the sc2 launcher was out and then the lights went out. Then the fan, then my computer. There was a power outage in our part of the city and the college was hit by it...
So I headed outside and it was pretty cold. I wasn't really well dressed for the colder weather and so I was cold. Before I continue with the second girl, i'll give some breif history with her so it makes more sense
I met her during a lunch with mutual friends. I made a good first impression and she ended up hugging me when I had to leave. I have had a couple conversations with her and she has a very friendly personality towards me which I like. However, I heard that she has made out with a lot of guys, but doesn't really finish and so it's only make outs and nothing else so I think she might just be a playful innocent flirt so I should approach with that in mind.
Alright back to outside and power outage. I shit you not, we (not her yet) are there 5 minutes and a guy with a fucking double bladed lightsaber comes out. A moment later pops out a guy with a single saber. At this point its just like WTF we just had a power outage and theres 2 fucking jedi now fighting in front of us...
So during the fight, the girl comes out and is right infront of me video taping the fight. We exchanged light convo and she finished video taping and was just on her phone now. Now since I am sitting next to her, I can feel that she is very very warm compared to me, it was like touching near a heater. So I tell her she is very warm and pretty much wrap her in a nice body embracing cuddle from a sitting position. At first she is a bit confused. While I was explaining to her, I told her that she has a very hot body. She then gives in and laughs and goes back to being on her phone
Very very great night and the power is back on now and everything is better. I also snagged some emporio armani gloves and a couple shirts from this new website I found. My mouth hit the floor when I was browsing that website during class today. Shit is TOP of the line, prada or dolce & gabanoshirts cost upwards of 500 dollars for a simple shirt. Their material is the finest!
edit: SO a very interesting thing happened today about a girl I met and blogged about earlier in my college freshman year. which you can find here
I originally met her in my PE class ran into her again because our classes split up for a couple of weeks so I didn't get to see her. I saw her today and got to do some catching up. Turns out she didn't do so well on the first chem test and she wasn't in a good mood. We couldn't have lunch again because she was busy, but she stayed and chatted for about 5 mins outside after class.
I like her as a friend and wanted to help her out so I gave her what I thought about her whole situation. Wanna know why I think I gave her good advice? Because she stuck around to hear all that I had to say and it helped her feel better too if not for thinking of a solution, but for just helping her through her problems
I didn't want to make a new blog so I just edited it in here coz its somewhat relevant
 
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I think the proper title tag for all these entries should be
[Freshman Blog]
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On September 25 2012 12:16 Shady Sands wrote:
I think the proper title tag for all these entries should be
[Freshman Blog]
Well i blog about my life as a freshman
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On September 25 2012 12:18 StateofReverie wrote:Show nested quote +On September 25 2012 12:16 Shady Sands wrote:
I think the proper title tag for all these entries should be
[Freshman Blog] Well i blog about my life as a freshman
It's not a girl blog until you get laid, the condom breaks, and you're standing in line at the Walgreens at 8 AM on a snowy morning, bleary eyed as shit, because the girl is threatening to press rape charges against you unless you buy her plan b
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On September 25 2012 12:29 Shady Sands wrote:Show nested quote +On September 25 2012 12:18 StateofReverie wrote:On September 25 2012 12:16 Shady Sands wrote:
I think the proper title tag for all these entries should be
[Freshman Blog] Well i blog about my life as a freshman It's not a girl blog until you get laid, the condom breaks, and you're standing in line at the Walgreens at 8 AM on a snowy morning, bleary eyed as shit, because the girl is threatening to press rape charges against you unless you buy her plan b
actually its not a girl blog until there's a girl you really really want to talk to but can't muster up the courage to and you know you're in lover with her even though you just sit near her in class and even though she doesn't know who you are and its real love but what do you do you don't have enough courage you need people to tell you what to do but you know youll ignore them anyways but maybe its the only chance youll get and the TL guys are clearly all good with the ladies so you need their help
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On September 25 2012 12:29 Shady Sands wrote:Show nested quote +On September 25 2012 12:18 StateofReverie wrote:On September 25 2012 12:16 Shady Sands wrote:
I think the proper title tag for all these entries should be
[Freshman Blog] Well i blog about my life as a freshman It's not a girl blog until you get laid, the condom breaks, and you're standing in line at the Walgreens at 8 AM on a snowy morning, bleary eyed as shit, because the girl is threatening to press rape charges against you unless you buy her plan b
Best type of girl blog
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Them jedis always manage to get in our business.
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Dude what. I can't believe I read the whole thing and I have no idea what happened.
You gave some girl a pie then you got trapped somewhere with another girl and the power went out then jedi's started fighting?
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Your pie got rejected then you gave some other girl a hug and found a discount fashion site...
Not quite the epic romance/unrequited love/glorious fuckup i expect of a TL girl blog.
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I think [Freshman Blog] would work better since the main point of your blogs is that they're freshman blogs; this one was more of one of those than of a girl blog. Though perhaps people have learned to associate your name with freshman blogs already lol. From what site were you buying stuff? Were you saying it's good because the prices seemed to legitimize the site, or that the site was a lot cheaper they usually were?
but lol Shady.
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Haha, nice blog. I've enjoyed reading all of yours so far, keep it up!
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I actually find myself looking forward to StateofReverie's blogs now, just because of the hilarious comments that follow, not the blog itself.
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Just want you to know that some of us enjoy reading your blogs!
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when will we get some real TL girl blogs
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On September 25 2012 12:29 Shady Sands wrote:Show nested quote +On September 25 2012 12:18 StateofReverie wrote:On September 25 2012 12:16 Shady Sands wrote:
I think the proper title tag for all these entries should be
[Freshman Blog] Well i blog about my life as a freshman It's not a girl blog until you get laid, the condom breaks, and you're standing in line at the Walgreens at 8 AM on a snowy morning, bleary eyed as shit, because the girl is threatening to press rape charges against you unless you buy her plan b
LOL. So funny xD , Slightly true though.
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holy shit you actually talked to AND TOUCHED two women?
No but srsly, sounds like your enjoying yourself. Good for you bro.
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yall been trolled. i keep trying to tell you. none of this is real.
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LOL shady, those are the girl blogs tl deserves. I would also accept a girl blog where your girlfriend is sleeping with your dog to keep from cheating on you.
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On September 25 2012 12:29 Shady Sands wrote:Show nested quote +On September 25 2012 12:18 StateofReverie wrote:On September 25 2012 12:16 Shady Sands wrote:
I think the proper title tag for all these entries should be
[Freshman Blog] Well i blog about my life as a freshman It's not a girl blog until you get laid, the condom breaks, and you're standing in line at the Walgreens at 8 AM on a snowy morning, bleary eyed as shit, because the girl is threatening to press rape charges against you unless you buy her plan b
LOL
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On September 25 2012 13:14 Ikidomari wrote:
I actually find myself looking forward to StateofReverie's blogs now, just because of the hilarious comments that follow, not the blog itself.
Me too, its a better laugh for me than an episode of the office(a not funny episode though). StateofReverie is a high level subject of hilarious interwebs mockery. I differ from you, Ikidomari, in that I find StateofReverie blogs hilarious on their own. His attitude is one of a kind, at least in my reading voice.
Now to the guts of the girl blog response. 1. find her name out. dirty-blonde girl sounds like she doesn't shower enough .Also if you can say her name in a confident and natural way its such a turn on! "Patrisha, pass the butter,please and thank you"
2. When you gave her pie, you gave her much more. You gave her your heart, your sweet desires, your commitment, you gave her what you harvest from raw simple ingredients into a beautiful recipe of love
“Baby don’t you cry, gonna make a pie, gonna make a pie with a heart in the middle
Baby don’t be blue, gonna make for you, gonna make a pie with a heart in the middle
Gonna make a pie from heaven above, gonna be filled with strawberry love
Baby don’t you cry, gonna make a pie, and hold you forever in the middle of my heart.” ~ Keri Russell in “Waitress”
3. Filming Starwars jedis eh? Starwars is a metaphor for sex i believe. in highschool my friends used to say "watch starwars" to actually mean having sex. this is because my one friend watched starwars during sex and so did my other friend. So from this i deduce that her filming "star wars" means she is trying to think of "love" through a lense that is influenced by media and the logical side of things. The phone uses technology which equals calculating and science. Instead she should appreciate the moment as it is instead of trying to film it. You need to use the force to recue her from her technology and media obsessed reality.
4. don't worry about rumours about her!!! I sense that you're more than an average jedi. Home base in your dorm room. You have the Mojo!!
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damn bro a hug this is some history better watch out you guys might make eye contact when talking next!!!!
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On September 25 2012 22:41 QuanticHawk wrote:
damn bro a hug this is some history better watch out you guys might make eye contact when talking next!!!!
SLOW DOWN MAN!
there's no need to rush this, you gotta take true love slow, play a macro game, not a 1-base all in.
She might be his 14CC!
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This blog was a WTF most of the way through, but the Armani/D&G stuff at the end has convinced me that Reverie is some kind of autist savant
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I thought by the end it was just troll post designed to have us all buy dolce and gabbana. But the girl stories were good. What was basically normal, if not slightly awkward, human interaction was made to sound like OP practically scored. Freshman year sure were the days.
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Today I woke up a little bit late. Not too late, I still had 2 hours before I had to go to work, but later than what I normally wake up at. I probably should have showered and cleaned up my room a bit, but I just sat on the computer until 30 minutes before work, at which time I promptly took a speed shower and make it to work only 1 minute late. No one really cares if I'm a few minutes late so no one said anything.
After work I spent another hour just chillin around. I masterbated quickly before I needed to go get my gear ready for my muay thai workout. At the Muay Thai Gym I noticed how one of the girls really improved her striking (she normally comes at a different time, so I don't see her working the bags very often). I was pretty impressed by that. After I got home I drank my lemonade (I bought lemonade after Muay Thai), and noticed a female friend texted me in Korean, asking what I was doing. I told her I just started cooking spaghetti (I didn't actually start yet), and she hinted that she wanted to meet tonight, probably for a booty call. I was tempted but I just masterbated about 2 and a half hours earlier so my sex drive was pretty low. I told her I was pretty tired and we should meet on thursday instead. She didn't answer back yet, but we'll probably meet later in the week.
That brings me to reading this thread while my spaghetti cooks (oh look, it just finished), and being inspired to write my own post in the same writing style of the OP
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2nd edit: blasting You Can't Win - Kelly Clarkson right now. Theres a good reason its on my top 25 most played songs on itunes :D
On September 25 2012 13:03 Aerisky wrote:
I think [Freshman Blog] would work better since the main point of your blogs is that they're freshman blogs; this one was more of one of those than of a girl blog. Though perhaps people have learned to associate your name with freshman blogs already lol. From what site were you buying stuff? Were you saying it's good because the prices seemed to legitimize the site, or that the site was a lot cheaper they usually were?
but lol Shady.
I don't want to make multiple blogs so along with the girl blog, I added a little bit of other stuff in, more effecient imo!
http://www.raffaello-network.com I also use http://www.julesb.co.uk/ too because they have sales of up to 50% off
The raffaello website is just a great source for awesome clothes
On September 25 2012 13:14 Ikidomari wrote:
I actually find myself looking forward to StateofReverie's blogs now, just because of the hilarious comments that follow, not the blog itself.
On September 25 2012 13:12 Suc wrote:
Haha, nice blog. I've enjoyed reading all of yours so far, keep it up!
On September 25 2012 13:30 hoot00 wrote:
Just want you to know that some of us enjoy reading your blogs!
thanks :D
On September 26 2012 01:19 TheKwas wrote:
Today I woke up a little bit late. Not too late, I still had 2 hours before I had to go to work, but later than what I normally wake up at. I probably should have showered and cleaned up my room a bit, but I just sat on the computer until 30 minutes before work, at which time I promptly took a speed shower and make it to work only 1 minute late. No one really cares if I'm a few minutes late so no one said anything.
After work I spent another hour just chillin around. I masterbated quickly before I needed to go get my gear ready for my muay thai workout. At the Muay Thai Gym I noticed how one of the girls really improved her striking (she normally comes at a different time, so I don't see her working the bags very often). I was pretty impressed by that. After I got home I drank my lemonade (I bought lemonade after Muay Thai), and noticed a female friend texted me in Korean, asking what I was doing. I told her I just started cooking spaghetti (I didn't actually start yet), and she hinted that she wanted to meet tonight, probably for a booty call. I was tempted but I just masterbated about 2 and a half hours earlier so my sex drive was pretty low. I told her I was pretty tired and we should meet on thursday instead. She didn't answer back yet, but we'll probably meet later in the week.
That brings me to reading this thread while my spaghetti cooks (oh look, it just finished), and being inspired to write my own post in the same writing style of the OP
as soon as I saw the masturbation part, I was gonna ask why would you mastrubate before you go to a gym to presumably workout?
THEN I saw about the booty call (that sucks). Anything interesting happen at work?
Also you had 2 hours before work. That means that you have at least 1 hour to fully "wake up" and then another full hour before work. You said that you could have showered and cleaned your room up a little bit, but sat on the computer for 30 minutes. If you REALLY want to be efficient, you can pick up like 3 things from your room while the computer is booting up, or if you are doing anything where you have to wait for more than 5 seconds, try to pick up at least 1 thing around your room.
That is assuming though, that your goal was to try to get something done in the morning with your free time during work. If you just wanted to take the day off and have a chill day, that's fine too. I go about +/-5 mins to work. I give myself about 5 mins max being late so I am late ONLY on occasion about 5 mins sometimes because I know I can get away with it.
Do you know how to cook gourmet spaghetti or does it resemble a more home-made esq kind of taste?
SO a very interesting thing happened today about a girl I met and blogged about earlier in my college freshman year. which you can find here
I originally met her in my PE class ran into her again because our classes split up for a couple of weeks so I didn't get to see her. I saw her today and got to do some catching up. Turns out she didn't do so well on the first chem test and she wasn't in a good mood. We couldn't have lunch again because she was busy, but she stayed and chatted for about 5 mins outside after class.
I like her as a friend and wanted to help her out so I gave her what I thought about her whole situation. Wanna know why I think I gave her good advice? Because she stuck around to hear all that I had to say and it helped her feel better too if not for thinking of a solution, but for just helping her through her problems
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On September 26 2012 01:19 TheKwas wrote:
Today I woke up a little bit late. Not too late, I still had 2 hours before I had to go to work, but later than what I normally wake up at. I probably should have showered and cleaned up my room a bit, but I just sat on the computer until 30 minutes before work, at which time I promptly took a speed shower and make it to work only 1 minute late. No one really cares if I'm a few minutes late so no one said anything.
After work I spent another hour just chillin around. I masterbated quickly before I needed to go get my gear ready for my muay thai workout. At the Muay Thai Gym I noticed how one of the girls really improved her striking (she normally comes at a different time, so I don't see her working the bags very often). I was pretty impressed by that. After I got home I drank my lemonade (I bought lemonade after Muay Thai), and noticed a female friend texted me in Korean, asking what I was doing. I told her I just started cooking spaghetti (I didn't actually start yet), and she hinted that she wanted to meet tonight, probably for a booty call. I was tempted but I just masterbated about 2 and a half hours earlier so my sex drive was pretty low. I told her I was pretty tired and we should meet on thursday instead. She didn't answer back yet, but we'll probably meet later in the week.
That brings me to reading this thread while my spaghetti cooks (oh look, it just finished), and being inspired to write my own post in the same writing style of the OP
You NAILED it! Too funny
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I ate your pie, by the way.
And by that I meant I ate one piece and I was about to give the other bit to charity but there was this one brunette in my way that I mistook for Megan Fox and I just had to follow her to her table so I could THROW THE PIE ON THE GROUND.
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On September 25 2012 12:34 Blazinghand wrote:Show nested quote +On September 25 2012 12:29 Shady Sands wrote:On September 25 2012 12:18 StateofReverie wrote:On September 25 2012 12:16 Shady Sands wrote:
I think the proper title tag for all these entries should be
[Freshman Blog] Well i blog about my life as a freshman It's not a girl blog until you get laid, the condom breaks, and you're standing in line at the Walgreens at 8 AM on a snowy morning, bleary eyed as shit, because the girl is threatening to press rape charges against you unless you buy her plan b actually its not a girl blog until there's a girl you really really want to talk to but can't muster up the courage to and you know you're in lover with her even though you just sit near her in class and even though she doesn't know who you are and its real love but what do you do you don't have enough courage you need people to tell you what to do but you know youll ignore them anyways but maybe its the only chance youll get and the TL guys are clearly all good with the ladies so you need their help
This.
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On September 25 2012 12:57 kjwcj wrote:
You're not real, man.
hahahahahhahaa oh god. this cracked me up for a good bit
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On September 25 2012 12:34 Blazinghand wrote:Show nested quote +On September 25 2012 12:29 Shady Sands wrote:On September 25 2012 12:18 StateofReverie wrote:On September 25 2012 12:16 Shady Sands wrote:
I think the proper title tag for all these entries should be
[Freshman Blog] Well i blog about my life as a freshman It's not a girl blog until you get laid, the condom breaks, and you're standing in line at the Walgreens at 8 AM on a snowy morning, bleary eyed as shit, because the girl is threatening to press rape charges against you unless you buy her plan b actually its not a girl blog until there's a girl you really really want to talk to but can't muster up the courage to and you know you're in lover with her even though you just sit near her in class and even though she doesn't know who you are and its real love but what do you do you don't have enough courage you need people to tell you what to do but you know youll ignore them anyways but maybe its the only chance youll get and the TL guys are clearly all good with the ladies so you need their help
This is the best response to a girl blog I have ever seen, ever.
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Can't wait for season 2 when OP starts using cocain coz weed isn't doing it for him anymore and bitches turn him down because his dick is too big.
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I"m confused about the part where you cuddled with her, told her she had a hot body, she gave in and giggled.. how did you not stick it in her after that?
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On September 25 2012 12:29 Shady Sands wrote:Show nested quote +On September 25 2012 12:18 StateofReverie wrote:On September 25 2012 12:16 Shady Sands wrote:
I think the proper title tag for all these entries should be
[Freshman Blog] Well i blog about my life as a freshman It's not a girl blog until you get laid, the condom breaks, and you're standing in line at the Walgreens at 8 AM on a snowy morning, bleary eyed as shit, because the girl is threatening to press rape charges against you unless you buy her plan b
I really hope I'm not the only one that's had this happen...
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