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Stubbed my fucking toe.

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StateofReverie
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States633 Posts
August 30 2012 20:40 GMT
#1
Yesterday, when I was walking up some stairs, I almost ate shit and fell over because I tripped over my fucking big foot. I ended up breaking off a chunk of my nail. No pain at first...

3 seconds later...

Seething agony. I had one more flight of stairs to climb (fuck the 4th floor) and made it to class. After, my toe calmed down so I was able to walk back down and didn't take the elevevator. After my classes this afternoon, I was getting out of bed from a nap I took, and I landed in my shower box. Same foot. Same toe. I ended up taking a vaporizer hit to calm the pressure because my big toe was being very tender. Maybe I'll go for a third time and do it today. I hope not though..

Not to end this on a sad note, today I met this cute blonde during Physical Fitness, asked her if she wanted to go to lunch, and ended up having a nice casual lunch and a intellectual conversation as well. She is very mature for her age, gonna finish college in 3 years and then grad school in 3 years instead of the usual 4/4. Also very sharp and very fun to interact with.

She has a boyfriend though (long distance and hes 23) and she told me she eventually wanted to marry him after college, but we will see where that goes. Until then, it was great to make a female friend who is a lot more intelligent than 98% of the guys I know.

I don't mind being friends with her because her personality is just as nice as her body and frankly, I didn't believe those kinds of people existed either. I wonder who else I have yet to meet in this small college

*
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
August 30 2012 20:50 GMT
#2
I hate stubbing my toe.

I was just walking up the stairs at home, and somehow, I don't know how, I tripped slightly, making me forcefully kick my big toe right into a step and rendering me limping for 3 days (not kidding, it was that bad).

Hope the girl thing works out.
memes are a dish best served dank
520
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2822 Posts
August 30 2012 20:57 GMT
#3
Once, I had the brilliant idea of playing DDR with sneakers on without socks.

That ends up being the equivalent of stubbing your toe about four dozen times over the course of two minutes.

I lost my toenail that way.
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StateofReverie
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States633 Posts
August 30 2012 21:11 GMT
#4
On August 31 2012 05:50 marttorn wrote:
I hate stubbing my toe.

I was just walking up the stairs at home, and somehow, I don't know how, I tripped slightly, making me forcefully kick my big toe right into a step and rendering me limping for 3 days (not kidding, it was that bad).

Hope the girl thing works out.

Ouch sounds like that hurts for both of you guys


No the girl thing is not a problem. I just brought that up because it was a very fun part of the day (love meeting new people in general)
JohnAdams
Profile Blog Joined August 2012
United States111 Posts
August 30 2012 21:12 GMT
#5
On August 31 2012 05:57 scintilliaSD wrote:
Once, I had the brilliant idea of playing DDR with sneakers on without socks.

That ends up being the equivalent of stubbing your toe about four dozen times over the course of two minutes.

I lost my toenail that way.

I have to play DDR without shoes on because my feet are too big :/
'Murica!
Isken
Profile Joined November 2010
Korea (South)1131 Posts
August 30 2012 21:34 GMT
#6
it's always very rewarding to meet intelligent people, keep them :p
Denzil
Profile Joined August 2010
United Kingdom4193 Posts
August 30 2012 21:38 GMT
#7
did you swear after stubbing it?


did it alleviate some of the pain?
Anna: So Sen how will you prepare for your revenge v MC? Sen: With a smile.
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-31 00:22:22
August 30 2012 22:57 GMT
#8
On August 31 2012 06:38 Denzil wrote:
did you swear after stubbing it?


did it alleviate some of the pain?

lol dont know why but it feels like it helps, maybe because ur focusing on how many swear words u know and how fast u can repeat all of them over and over
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
August 30 2012 23:29 GMT
#9
Yeah there was some study in a journal I read years and years and years ago, and I remember they had people put their hands into buckets of ice water I think (either that or hot coffee mugs?), and those who were allowed to curse (compared to the control of just sticking the hand in) got either three or four times the tolerance measured by time lasted.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
WolfintheSheep
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada14127 Posts
August 30 2012 23:51 GMT
#10
I stubbed my toe on a door a few months back. Fractured it. Was the fourth toe (next to the little one)...no clue how that works, but it did.
Average means I'm better than half of you.
Spikeke
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada106 Posts
August 31 2012 00:02 GMT
#11
Ah you tricked me. Half way through the Toe story and it turns into a girl blog...
Hope your toe gets better. I recently have had a similar experience. I dropped a mirror on my foot, leaving a bruise under the big toe nail. Good times
Spiffeh
Profile Joined May 2010
United States830 Posts
August 31 2012 00:02 GMT
#12
There are some amazing people out there. Almost makes ya wanna get out of the house sometimes
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
August 31 2012 00:21 GMT
#13
Heh, you think that was bad? One time I stubbed my big toe on wood floor, but instead of getting shoved into an awkward position that hurt, the skin (and a chunk of flesh) just peeled right off my toe. I didn't even know that could happen.
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
Integra
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Sweden5626 Posts
August 31 2012 00:54 GMT
#14
I managed to fracture my big toe once. Hurt like hell for weeks. I couldn't even walk, lol.
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babylon
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
8765 Posts
August 31 2012 01:04 GMT
#15
Try dropping a ladder on your foot.

Nail fell off after a few days.
Deleted User 255289
Profile Joined March 2012
281 Posts
August 31 2012 04:38 GMT
#16
stop doing drugs ffs
Zerg OP | CreansRNub | k-Poop | Zerg OP | Sea lions | \\m//
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
August 31 2012 04:42 GMT
#17
Stubbing your toe is really up there in terms of pain :X

Fortunately all of my nails are intact but I have one that sort of got bruised :/
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
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