There is this cashier who works at the dining hall in my college. She gave me an illegal "discount" on some things that I bought. At first I thought this was just a coincidence. However about a week later when I saw her again she gave me another discount.
So next time I see her, I have no more money and don't feel like going ot the atm machine. I end up using my debit card. When she sees this, she got all dissapointed and is like oh you you aren't using money anymore I can't give you a discount! Thats too bad! Well Ill cya friday
wtf. Why do I care when she is working next? I am trying to spend as much money as possible right now (it's complicated.) and she had been irritating me with those discounts. Anyways she likes me and gives me discounts. I don't want the discounts and I don't want her to be all weird and friendly and talkative (everyone else there is foreign and old) because when I am getting food, I don't want to stay and chat because I want to sit down and eat that food...I gotta keep on good terms though because she is someone that I have to go to for food for the next 4 years...
Anyways, I want to uh let her down gently. So far all I've got is that I'm going to get food during the day to try to avoid her and hopefully she will forget about me
oh well that's easy. You should just act like your regular socially awkward nerd. Try having the most difficult time keeping a conversation alive, when you get your food just leave (you can say goodbye), whenever she makes remarks about her shifts or try to give you hints so you ask her out answer with a classic "huh huh...", if she does ask you out just say "sorry I'm not too interested".
On September 20 2012 13:13 swanized wrote: oh well that's easy. You should just act like your regular socially awkward nerd. Try having the most difficult time keeping a conversation alive, when you get your food just leave (you can say goodbye), whenever she makes remarks about her shifts or try to give you hints so you ask her out answer with a classic "huh huh...", if she does ask you out just say "sorry I'm not too interested".
On September 20 2012 13:13 swanized wrote: oh well that's easy. You should just act like your regular socially awkward nerd. Try having the most difficult time keeping a conversation alive, when you get your food just leave (you can say goodbye), whenever she makes remarks about her shifts or try to give you hints so you ask her out answer with a classic "huh huh...", if she does ask you out just say "sorry I'm not too interested".
I just feel so bad doing that....
If a girl is interested in you there's really no halfway point. Either you also are interested or you turn her down in a more or less straightforward way. The one I gave you is probably the least straightforward one.
In the event her interest actually is romantic don`t leave her hanging, just tell her you're not interested. In a romantic situation there's really nothing worse than not knowing the other person's feelings and being left hanging. Being straightforward in these situations actually has more chances of salvaging your casual/friendly relationship.
Also if the girl turns out to be nice and just looking for a friend, stop applying my advice, it's not going to make you any friends.
Jeeze man, she is just trying to reach out to you. Spend the money on something else, take the discount and say thanks. Maybe one day you will decide that you want to take her on a date...
Make it clear that you're not interested or whatever, but be nice to her... let her down easy but you could at least make a friend.
Care to share why you're trying to get rid of your money? I really can't think of one. I only know of people trying to spend money before they apply for scholarships because too much money in your account could prevent a need-based or something.
You really need to give us more detail on this girl or the guys here are just making blind guesses. You have a couple choices 1. you could bang her, tell her if she wants some again just call you up 2. let her down gently by being awkward and making her like you less (NOTE: since she already likes you, don't seem fallible, you just need to not be able to keep up a convo with her) 3. Take her out on a date and see if you actually like her or not 4. She is an employee and you are a student, don't break that line and neither will she, don't take the hint and she will move on.
On September 20 2012 13:58 Elegy wrote: dude what is wrong with you?
Try to be a decent, kind, caring person.
She is being friendly, you respond in kind. Simple. You spend all of five seconds exchanging pleasantries, then you go eat.
It really is hard to do it to every person you meet
You serious? You don't have to be overly nice to every single person you meet but if someone is going out of their way to try and help you out (being a college student and poor as fuck, I'd love it if someone was giving me discounts on food), try and show a bit of kindness back. I'm not saying ask her out or have sex with her, just exchange nice words everytime you see her. That's all you have to do, if the moment comes and she finally makes the move and asks you out, just say no or if you stuggle with that option, say you have a girlfriend and her name is shelly (close enough to shelke :D )
EDIT: I'm guessing you have never worked in a high traffic retail job before have you?
Look. StateofReverie, ignore all these trolls. here's some honest, down to earth advice 1: Buy spaghetti for lunch, lots of it 2: Wear a fanny pack, don't ask me where you're meant to get one, just get it 3: don't keep the spaghetti in a normal Tupperware container that it comes in, transfer it to the fanny pack 4: when you go to pay her, ask if she needs to weigh the spaghetti, and without waiting for her to say anything, start dumping it on the counter 5: "Accidentally" drop your spaghetti on the cashier, and run away crying, it would help if you could also pee yourself or have diarrhea
EDIT: When she says "Hello" say "Y-y-you Too!" EDIT 2: It would really be a *Sunglasses* Messy Solution YEEAAAAHHH (See blog title)
On September 20 2012 17:35 Ikidomari wrote: Look. StateofReverie, ignore all these trolls. here's some honest, down to earth advice 1: Buy spaghetti for lunch, lots of it 2: Wear a fanny pack, don't ask me where you're meant to get one, just get it 3: don't keep the spaghetti in a normal Tupperware container that it comes in, transfer it to the fanny pack 4: when you go to pay her, ask if she needs to weigh the spaghetti, and without waiting for her to say anything, start dumping it on the counter 5: "Accidentally" drop your spaghetti on the cashier, and run away crying, it would help if you could also pee yourself or have diarrhea
EDIT: When she says "Hello" say "Y-y-you Too!" EDIT 2: It would really be a *Sunglasses* Messy Solution YEEAAAAHHH (See blog title)
Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written.
On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote: Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written.
Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right?
I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true
On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote: Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written.
To be fair chill, I think he's just got a narcissistic personality disorder, and doesn't realize he sounds like a huge douche, maybe I should get him to fill out the narcissism checklist from my psych class and see how he scores :F
On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote: Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written.
Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right?
I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true
I don't think you know how to use irony correctly, you should probably google it or something, and getting offended that easily is a bit of a problem, maybe talk to your university's counselor/psychologist? :3 I hope this helped! Good luck with your girl problem!
Irritating you with discounts...? Maybe if you explained why you were looking to spend as much money as possible over a longer period of time (I couldn't imagine any reasonable explanation) this would make an ounce more sense than it does as it is.
On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote: Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written.
Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right?
I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true
Nope, there are several reasons. You said you started university a few weeks ago. People don't start giving discounts a few weeks into a job. And then you dropped the less-than-subtle "I'm trying to spend a lot of money now". It's bullshit.
I know you're trying to be some personality on TL, but if it's all based on lies and exaggerations then you're not going to last.
op if you had ever used your wee wee before you'd know that just because someone is being nice to you it doesnt automatically mean they want to tickle your pickle. you have to buy more overpriced drugs from upperclassmen before your freshman ass can score some of that sweet lunch lady tail
On September 21 2012 00:01 Tommie wrote: So wait. This dude exaggerates stories about a girl giving him discounts hence being into him?
I mean, being young is a good excuse for many kinds of pathetic behaviour but I just don't get this.
Now if I would exaggerate my life only a little bit no one would ever believe that it was true
He's trying to be an internet personality. I'm sure all these stories are seeded in some truth originally. They either happened to him or a friend or he heard it through a friend, etc. and then he exaggerates it and posts it as if it happened to him.
On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote: Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written.
Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right?
I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true
I don't think you know how to use irony correctly, you should probably google it or something, and getting offended that easily is a bit of a problem, maybe talk to your university's counselor/psychologist? :3 I hope this helped! Good luck with your girl problem!
On September 20 2012 13:31 Ethic wrote: What is she ugly or something???
I don't find her attractive
On September 20 2012 13:58 Elegy wrote: dude what is wrong with you?
Try to be a decent, kind, caring person.
She is being friendly, you respond in kind. Simple. You spend all of five seconds exchanging pleasantries, then you go eat.
It really is hard to do it to every person you meet
You serious? You don't have to be overly nice to every single person you meet but if someone is going out of their way to try and help you out (being a college student and poor as fuck, I'd love it if someone was giving me discounts on food), try and show a bit of kindness back. I'm not saying ask her out or have sex with her, just exchange nice words everytime you see her. That's all you have to do, if the moment comes and she finally makes the move and asks you out, just say no or if you stuggle with that option, say you have a girlfriend and her name is shelly (close enough to shelke :D )
EDIT: I'm guessing you have never worked in a high traffic retail job before have you?
On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote: Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written.
Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right?
I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true
Nope, there are several reasons. You said you started university a few weeks ago. People don't start giving discounts a few weeks into a job. And then you dropped the less-than-subtle "I'm trying to spend a lot of money now". It's bullshit.
I know you're trying to be some personality on TL, but if it's all based on lies and exaggerations then you're not going to last.
On September 20 2012 14:03 Aerisky wrote: Make it clear that you're not interested or whatever, but be nice to her... let her down easy but you could at least make a friend.
Care to share why you're trying to get rid of your money? I really can't think of one. I only know of people trying to spend money before they apply for scholarships because too much money in your account could prevent a need-based or something.
Well, I was trying not to mention anything about drugs so I will keep what I say breif and general. Regarding my meal plan, we are allowed 400$ to spend at a food court place. I have gone through all of that so now I have been using my debit card and cash from my checkings account to pay for food. I also withdraw money to pay for weed. My dad has given me 500 dollars already and said just let him know when he needs to put in more money. I had about 300 dollars there. So technically i spent all my money on drugs while I spent my parents money for college stuff like food and books and laundry.
I am trying to boost up how much I have spent to cover weed costs. I have been just spending money to see how much I could get away spending and I will find out this saturday when I see my dad for brunch
On September 21 2012 00:01 Tommie wrote: So wait. This dude exaggerates stories about a girl giving him discounts hence being into him?
I mean, being young is a good excuse for many kinds of pathetic behaviour but I just don't get this.
Now if I would exaggerate my life only a little bit no one would ever believe that it was true
He's trying to be an internet personality. I'm sure all these stories are seeded in some truth originally. They either happened to him or a friend or he heard it through a friend, etc. and then he exaggerates it and posts it as if it happened to him.
On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote: Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written.
Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right?
I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true
I don't think you know how to use irony correctly, you should probably google it or something, and getting offended that easily is a bit of a problem, maybe talk to your university's counselor/psychologist? :3 I hope this helped! Good luck with your girl problem!
Dude with that post he's obviously trolling hahahah
because I see myself in that last line there hahahaha The classic acting sad/offended move over nothing, not that I do it much
I for one don't mind his behaviour as much as Chill does, though you can say that I'm biased. Especially with Hawaiianpig's golden reply hahaha
Uh I am honestly offended that you think I am making or exagerating any of this. I haven't made any of this up. This has all happened to me and none of them are stories from my friends.
On September 21 2012 00:01 Tommie wrote: So wait. This dude exaggerates stories about a girl giving him discounts hence being into him?
I mean, being young is a good excuse for many kinds of pathetic behaviour but I just don't get this.
Now if I would exaggerate my life only a little bit no one would ever believe that it was true
He's trying to be an internet personality. I'm sure all these stories are seeded in some truth originally. They either happened to him or a friend or he heard it through a friend, etc. and then he exaggerates it and posts it as if it happened to him.
It's kind of scary how Chill knows this. How many times has he seen this on the blog section? Has Chill stared into the abyss for so long that he now understands its mind?
On September 21 2012 00:01 Tommie wrote: So wait. This dude exaggerates stories about a girl giving him discounts hence being into him?
I mean, being young is a good excuse for many kinds of pathetic behaviour but I just don't get this.
Now if I would exaggerate my life only a little bit no one would ever believe that it was true
He's trying to be an internet personality. I'm sure all these stories are seeded in some truth originally. They either happened to him or a friend or he heard it through a friend, etc. and then he exaggerates it and posts it as if it happened to him.
It's kind of scary how Chill knows this. How many times has he seen this on the blog section? Has Chill stared into the abyss for so long that he now understands its mind?
Chill, come back to us before it's too late!
It's too late. Years of moderating has done this to Chill I'm afraid there's no coming back
Battle not with monsters lest ye become a monster; and if you gaze into the abyss the abyss gazes into you.
On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote: Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written.
Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right?
I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true
I don't think you know how to use irony correctly, you should probably google it or something, and getting offended that easily is a bit of a problem, maybe talk to your university's counselor/psychologist? :3 I hope this helped! Good luck with your girl problem!
Dude with that post he's obviously trolling hahahah
because I see myself in that last line there hahahaha The classic acting sad/offended move over nothing, not that I do it much
I for one don't mind his behaviour as much as Chill does, though you can say that I'm biased. Especially with Hawaiianpig's golden reply hahaha
On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote: Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written.
I dunno, StateofReverie sounds like a naturally charismatic and sexy guy, good with words and the like, given what his recent blogs have said. I could totally see a cash register wanting him.
On September 21 2012 00:37 StateofReverie wrote: Well, I was trying not to mention anything about drugs so I will keep what I say breif and general. Regarding my meal plan, we are allowed 400$ to spend at a food court place. I have gone through all of that so now I have been using my debit card and cash from my checkings account to pay for food. I also withdraw money to pay for weed. My dad has given me 500 dollars already and said just let him know when he needs to put in more money. I had about 300 dollars there. So technically i spent all my money on drugs while I spent my parents money for college stuff like food and books and laundry.
I am trying to boost up how much I have spent to cover weed costs. I have been just spending money to see how much I could get away spending and I will find out this saturday when I see my dad for brunch
So, if a=b and b=c... You're getting your parents to pay for your drugs?
On September 21 2012 00:37 StateofReverie wrote: Well, I was trying not to mention anything about drugs so I will keep what I say breif and general. Regarding my meal plan, we are allowed 400$ to spend at a food court place. I have gone through all of that so now I have been using my debit card and cash from my checkings account to pay for food. I also withdraw money to pay for weed. My dad has given me 500 dollars already and said just let him know when he needs to put in more money. I had about 300 dollars there. So technically i spent all my money on drugs while I spent my parents money for college stuff like food and books and laundry.
I am trying to boost up how much I have spent to cover weed costs. I have been just spending money to see how much I could get away spending and I will find out this saturday when I see my dad for brunch
So, if a=b and b=c... You're getting your parents to pay for your drugs?
i am really looking forward to the entry when that dries up and the op goes all basketball diaries and starts turning tricks for crappy overpriced weed
On September 21 2012 00:37 StateofReverie wrote: Well, I was trying not to mention anything about drugs so I will keep what I say breif and general. Regarding my meal plan, we are allowed 400$ to spend at a food court place. I have gone through all of that so now I have been using my debit card and cash from my checkings account to pay for food. I also withdraw money to pay for weed. My dad has given me 500 dollars already and said just let him know when he needs to put in more money. I had about 300 dollars there. So technically i spent all my money on drugs while I spent my parents money for college stuff like food and books and laundry.
I am trying to boost up how much I have spent to cover weed costs. I have been just spending money to see how much I could get away spending and I will find out this saturday when I see my dad for brunch
So, if a=b and b=c... You're getting your parents to pay for your drugs?
I like to think of it as a part of my "food + nutrients" spending but ya except its just not medicinal
On September 21 2012 00:37 StateofReverie wrote: Well, I was trying not to mention anything about drugs so I will keep what I say breif and general. Regarding my meal plan, we are allowed 400$ to spend at a food court place. I have gone through all of that so now I have been using my debit card and cash from my checkings account to pay for food. I also withdraw money to pay for weed. My dad has given me 500 dollars already and said just let him know when he needs to put in more money. I had about 300 dollars there. So technically i spent all my money on drugs while I spent my parents money for college stuff like food and books and laundry.
I am trying to boost up how much I have spent to cover weed costs. I have been just spending money to see how much I could get away spending and I will find out this saturday when I see my dad for brunch
So, if a=b and b=c... You're getting your parents to pay for your drugs?
I like to think of it as a part of my "food + nutrients" spending but ya except its just not medicinal
lol that's like saying "I like to think of buying a PS3 as part of my "health and fitness" spending but ya except its just not really helping me get more physical"
I work out and I do cardio sessions as well multiple times on a weekly basis. I eat a retarded amount of fruit because thats the easiest thing to eat on campus.
I pulled my wrist while I was working out though yesterday so I have to take the rest of the week off. I also smoke because it helps with the pain and recovery too
On September 20 2012 13:58 Elegy wrote: dude what is wrong with you?
Try to be a decent, kind, caring person.
She is being friendly, you respond in kind. Simple. You spend all of five seconds exchanging pleasantries, then you go eat.
It really is hard to do it to every person you meet
That is sad, its really hard to climb to the top of mount everest, its really hard to win a marathon, its really hard to get into the Code S, but saying its really hard to be a decent person... maybe slightly overstating the difficulty there, and no one is saying you have to spend time talking to everyone you meet or even this one person just be freindly, and polite no need to have a long talk or anything everytime you get food.
On September 20 2012 13:31 Ethic wrote: What is she ugly or something???
I don't find her attractive
On September 20 2012 13:58 Elegy wrote: dude what is wrong with you?
Try to be a decent, kind, caring person.
She is being friendly, you respond in kind. Simple. You spend all of five seconds exchanging pleasantries, then you go eat.
It really is hard to do it to every person you meet
That is sad, its really hard to climb to the top of mount everest, its really hard to win a marathon, its really hard to get into the Code S, but saying its really hard to be a decent person... maybe slightly overstating the difficulty there, and no one is saying you have to spend time talking to everyone you meet or even this one person just be freindly, and polite no need to have a long talk or anything everytime you get food.
well I don't want to mislead her with my friendliness and make her think of it as something else and then have this whole thing drag out throughout the year...
I'm sure if you just talked to her for a little while she'd lose all interest in you. It's funny how your habit of mentioning that you do drugs at any opportunity (as if it's something noteworthy) is probably more detrimental to you than your actual drug habit.
On September 21 2012 03:55 Serejai wrote: Dick her.
Oh, and stop being offended at everything, OP. If you can't handle others being skeptical about your (admittedly fantastical) stories, then stop blogging and/or get a thicker skin.
Well, I was trying not to mention anything about drugs so I will keep what I say breif and general. Regarding my meal plan, we are allowed 400$ to spend at a food court place. I have gone through all of that so now I have been using my debit card and cash from my checkings account to pay for food. I also withdraw money to pay for weed. My dad has given me 500 dollars already and said just let him know when he needs to put in more money. I had about 300 dollars there. So technically i spent all my money on drugs while I spent my parents money for college stuff like food and books and laundry.
I am trying to boost up how much I have spent to cover weed costs. I have been just spending money to see how much I could get away spending and I will find out this saturday when I see my dad for brunch
Your problem is you spend more than someone might expect you, a student, to spend. This is because you buy a lot of weed. Your solution is to spend more money on other stuff to artificially inflate your expenses. This way your dad will say "ohh, i guess its pretty expensive! here you must need $600!"
Whats the problem if you spent your money on weed if you consider it part of your "nutrients" spending? Can't you just say you bought some special herbal tea shit or something? spend the extra lunch savings on charity!!
If this was your real problem (which it can't be) you could just use the savings from the lunch lady to buy greater amounts of weed to save money via bulk purchases and maybe even distribute a little bit for supplementary cash (wouldn't recommend the last for you especially)
Anyways, I found a surprisingly simple solution to your extremely difficult problem of unwanted discounts. Go through a different till OR tell the lady you prefer to not have a discount. Now if this had been your problem actually, you would have been able to think of this. Thus, I have reason to call you you an indirect bragger. I'm one too, but i'm less obvious.
You want us all to know that you get unwanted special treatment due to your unintentional charms... and that you go to college and access illicit substances. thats cool...good job...but just so you know, personally if i hear people "complain" about unwanted attention from their gender of choice i just assume they'rejust proud of themselves because it is not the norm for them. Truly, when someone has unwanted romantic attention they become angry and defensive enough to tell people to fuck off.. and then the people still don't fuck off.
You're a cool guy stateofreverie but like chill said, keep it real!
First of all I think meteorskunk is completely right.
Also, didn't you write that the girl was giving multiple people discounts including your friend?
When did that become only you getting discounts? And I think you are reading really into the small talk of her saying I'll see you Friday... I have a history class with this girl M,W,F. On Wednesday I told her I would see her Friday. I am not in love with her.
Oh, I know, this must be so hard. "Oh no, two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties AND MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT."
Drugs are cool - check Girls hitting on you is cool - check Not caring about shit is cool - check
So if we type this into the internet, we get an approximate age of 15, a 50% chance of masturbation-soreness and about 90% of ninjas attacking and getting owned in the next episode.
On September 21 2012 04:32 meteorskunk wrote: Whats the problem if you spent your money on weed if you consider it part of your "nutrients" spending? Can't you just say you bought some special herbal tea shit or something?
On September 20 2012 17:35 Ikidomari wrote: Look. StateofReverie, ignore all these trolls. here's some honest, down to earth advice 1: Buy spaghetti for lunch, lots of it 2: Wear a fanny pack, don't ask me where you're meant to get one, just get it 3: don't keep the spaghetti in a normal Tupperware container that it comes in, transfer it to the fanny pack 4: when you go to pay her, ask if she needs to weigh the spaghetti, and without waiting for her to say anything, start dumping it on the counter 5: "Accidentally" drop your spaghetti on the cashier, and run away crying, it would help if you could also pee yourself or have diarrhea
EDIT: When she says "Hello" say "Y-y-you Too!" EDIT 2: It would really be a *Sunglasses* Messy Solution YEEAAAAHHH (See blog title)
Nobody else post. This guy just won the thread
Isn't this actually taken from a certain 4chan meme/well-known creepy story or whatever?
Soooo many amazing comments hahaha
On September 21 2012 01:54 Rekrul wrote: she probably gives discounts to people she feels sorry for
The best part is that he gets called out for being a pathological liar and yet he gets the attention he wants as a result. There's tons of reds in this thread and an awful lot of responses for what is an unspectacular OP.
On September 23 2012 11:30 MountainDewJunkie wrote: The best part is that he gets called out for being a pathological liar and yet he gets the attention he wants as a result. There's tons of reds in this thread and an awful lot of responses for what is an unspectacular OP.
The joke is on all of us
It's the Rebecca Black syndrome. Being awful in this society is a good because you can whore yourself for attention.
On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote: Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written.
Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right?
I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true
Nope, there are several reasons. You said you started university a few weeks ago. People don't start giving discounts a few weeks into a job. And then you dropped the less-than-subtle "I'm trying to spend a lot of money now". It's bullshit.
I know you're trying to be some personality on TL, but if it's all based on lies and exaggerations then you're not going to last.
On September 20 2012 14:03 Aerisky wrote: Make it clear that you're not interested or whatever, but be nice to her... let her down easy but you could at least make a friend.
Care to share why you're trying to get rid of your money? I really can't think of one. I only know of people trying to spend money before they apply for scholarships because too much money in your account could prevent a need-based or something.
Well, I was trying not to mention anything about drugs so I will keep what I say breif and general. Regarding my meal plan, we are allowed 400$ to spend at a food court place. I have gone through all of that so now I have been using my debit card and cash from my checkings account to pay for food. I also withdraw money to pay for weed. My dad has given me 500 dollars already and said just let him know when he needs to put in more money. I had about 300 dollars there. So technically i spent all my money on drugs while I spent my parents money for college stuff like food and books and laundry.
I am trying to boost up how much I have spent to cover weed costs. I have been just spending money to see how much I could get away spending and I will find out this saturday when I see my dad for brunch
On September 21 2012 00:01 Tommie wrote: So wait. This dude exaggerates stories about a girl giving him discounts hence being into him?
I mean, being young is a good excuse for many kinds of pathetic behaviour but I just don't get this.
Now if I would exaggerate my life only a little bit no one would ever believe that it was true
He's trying to be an internet personality. I'm sure all these stories are seeded in some truth originally. They either happened to him or a friend or he heard it through a friend, etc. and then he exaggerates it and posts it as if it happened to him.
On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote: Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written.
Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right?
I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true
I don't think you know how to use irony correctly, you should probably google it or something, and getting offended that easily is a bit of a problem, maybe talk to your university's counselor/psychologist? :3 I hope this helped! Good luck with your girl problem!
Dude with that post he's obviously trolling hahahah
because I see myself in that last line there hahahaha The classic acting sad/offended move over nothing, not that I do it much
I for one don't mind his behaviour as much as Chill does, though you can say that I'm biased. Especially with Hawaiianpig's golden reply hahaha
Uh I am honestly offended that you think I am making or exagerating any of this. I haven't made any of this up. This has all happened to me and none of them are stories from my friends.
I'm seriously offended that you can take offense when I'm just stating my opinion.
Now I'm even more offended because I feel so stupid because I picked the wrong answer to the troll or idiot question.
I'm so hurt that I said that I saw myself in there. Whatever's left of my reputation was RUINED
I personally believe that he's telling the honest truth here. All his other blogs are so boring that SOMETHING exciting and unique has to happen for him to blog about.
Frankly, he would be a better blogger if he lied more and told more interesting stories.
On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote: Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written.
Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right?
I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true
Nope, there are several reasons. You said you started university a few weeks ago. People don't start giving discounts a few weeks into a job. And then you dropped the less-than-subtle "I'm trying to spend a lot of money now". It's bullshit.
I know you're trying to be some personality on TL, but if it's all based on lies and exaggerations then you're not going to last.
On September 20 2012 14:03 Aerisky wrote: Make it clear that you're not interested or whatever, but be nice to her... let her down easy but you could at least make a friend.
Care to share why you're trying to get rid of your money? I really can't think of one. I only know of people trying to spend money before they apply for scholarships because too much money in your account could prevent a need-based or something.
Well, I was trying not to mention anything about drugs so I will keep what I say breif and general. Regarding my meal plan, we are allowed 400$ to spend at a food court place. I have gone through all of that so now I have been using my debit card and cash from my checkings account to pay for food. I also withdraw money to pay for weed. My dad has given me 500 dollars already and said just let him know when he needs to put in more money. I had about 300 dollars there. So technically i spent all my money on drugs while I spent my parents money for college stuff like food and books and laundry.
I am trying to boost up how much I have spent to cover weed costs. I have been just spending money to see how much I could get away spending and I will find out this saturday when I see my dad for brunch
On September 21 2012 00:10 Chill wrote:
On September 21 2012 00:01 Tommie wrote: So wait. This dude exaggerates stories about a girl giving him discounts hence being into him?
I mean, being young is a good excuse for many kinds of pathetic behaviour but I just don't get this.
Now if I would exaggerate my life only a little bit no one would ever believe that it was true
He's trying to be an internet personality. I'm sure all these stories are seeded in some truth originally. They either happened to him or a friend or he heard it through a friend, etc. and then he exaggerates it and posts it as if it happened to him.
On September 21 2012 00:24 JieXian wrote:
On September 20 2012 23:01 Ikidomari wrote:
On September 20 2012 21:54 StateofReverie wrote:
On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote: Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written.
Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right?
I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true
I don't think you know how to use irony correctly, you should probably google it or something, and getting offended that easily is a bit of a problem, maybe talk to your university's counselor/psychologist? :3 I hope this helped! Good luck with your girl problem!
Dude with that post he's obviously trolling hahahah
because I see myself in that last line there hahahaha The classic acting sad/offended move over nothing, not that I do it much
I for one don't mind his behaviour as much as Chill does, though you can say that I'm biased. Especially with Hawaiianpig's golden reply hahaha
Uh I am honestly offended that you think I am making or exagerating any of this. I haven't made any of this up. This has all happened to me and none of them are stories from my friends.
I'm seriously offended that you can take offense when I'm just stating my opinion.
Now I'm even more offended because I feel so stupid because I picked the wrong answer to the troll or idiot question.
I'm so hurt that I said that I saw myself in there. Whatever's left of my reputation was RUINED
brb editing post
well if you call someone like Flash's life FAKE because he is living an unrealistic fantasy that will happen to only .000001% of the entire population, wouldn't Flash be a little offended that you think his life is basically too good to be true or that you don't believe that he is having such a great life?
On September 20 2012 17:35 Ikidomari wrote: Look. StateofReverie, ignore all these trolls. here's some honest, down to earth advice 1: Buy spaghetti for lunch, lots of it 2: Wear a fanny pack, don't ask me where you're meant to get one, just get it 3: don't keep the spaghetti in a normal Tupperware container that it comes in, transfer it to the fanny pack 4: when you go to pay her, ask if she needs to weigh the spaghetti, and without waiting for her to say anything, start dumping it on the counter 5: "Accidentally" drop your spaghetti on the cashier, and run away crying, it would help if you could also pee yourself or have diarrhea
EDIT: When she says "Hello" say "Y-y-you Too!" EDIT 2: It would really be a *Sunglasses* Messy Solution YEEAAAAHHH (See blog title)
Nobody else post. This guy just won the thread
Isn't this actually taken from a certain 4chan meme/well-known creepy story or whatever?
On September 21 2012 01:54 Rekrul wrote: she probably gives discounts to people she feels sorry for
put some ice on dat
sort of. "Spaghetti stories" are when someone drops their spaghetti, or embarrasses them-self in public, usually in front of a woman the Fanny Pack is a reference which evolved from that. there are literally hundreds of spaghetti stories, but this one is original.
On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote: Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written.
Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right?
I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true
Nope, there are several reasons. You said you started university a few weeks ago. People don't start giving discounts a few weeks into a job. And then you dropped the less-than-subtle "I'm trying to spend a lot of money now". It's bullshit.
I know you're trying to be some personality on TL, but if it's all based on lies and exaggerations then you're not going to last.
On September 20 2012 14:03 Aerisky wrote: Make it clear that you're not interested or whatever, but be nice to her... let her down easy but you could at least make a friend.
Care to share why you're trying to get rid of your money? I really can't think of one. I only know of people trying to spend money before they apply for scholarships because too much money in your account could prevent a need-based or something.
Well, I was trying not to mention anything about drugs so I will keep what I say breif and general. Regarding my meal plan, we are allowed 400$ to spend at a food court place. I have gone through all of that so now I have been using my debit card and cash from my checkings account to pay for food. I also withdraw money to pay for weed. My dad has given me 500 dollars already and said just let him know when he needs to put in more money. I had about 300 dollars there. So technically i spent all my money on drugs while I spent my parents money for college stuff like food and books and laundry.
I am trying to boost up how much I have spent to cover weed costs. I have been just spending money to see how much I could get away spending and I will find out this saturday when I see my dad for brunch
On September 21 2012 00:10 Chill wrote:
On September 21 2012 00:01 Tommie wrote: So wait. This dude exaggerates stories about a girl giving him discounts hence being into him?
I mean, being young is a good excuse for many kinds of pathetic behaviour but I just don't get this.
Now if I would exaggerate my life only a little bit no one would ever believe that it was true
He's trying to be an internet personality. I'm sure all these stories are seeded in some truth originally. They either happened to him or a friend or he heard it through a friend, etc. and then he exaggerates it and posts it as if it happened to him.
On September 21 2012 00:24 JieXian wrote:
On September 20 2012 23:01 Ikidomari wrote:
On September 20 2012 21:54 StateofReverie wrote:
On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote: Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written.
Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right?
I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true
I don't think you know how to use irony correctly, you should probably google it or something, and getting offended that easily is a bit of a problem, maybe talk to your university's counselor/psychologist? :3 I hope this helped! Good luck with your girl problem!
Dude with that post he's obviously trolling hahahah
because I see myself in that last line there hahahaha The classic acting sad/offended move over nothing, not that I do it much
I for one don't mind his behaviour as much as Chill does, though you can say that I'm biased. Especially with Hawaiianpig's golden reply hahaha
Uh I am honestly offended that you think I am making or exagerating any of this. I haven't made any of this up. This has all happened to me and none of them are stories from my friends.
I'm seriously offended that you can take offense when I'm just stating my opinion.
Now I'm even more offended because I feel so stupid because I picked the wrong answer to the troll or idiot question.
I'm so hurt that I said that I saw myself in there. Whatever's left of my reputation was RUINED
brb editing post
well if you call someone like Flash's life FAKE because he is living an unrealistic fantasy that will happen to only .000001% of the entire population, wouldn't Flash be a little offended that you think his life is basically too good to be true or that you don't believe that he is having such a great life?
You completely missed the point of what everyone else is trying to tell you Also lol, comparing yourself to Flash. Priceless.
On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote: Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written.
Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right?
I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true
Nope, there are several reasons. You said you started university a few weeks ago. People don't start giving discounts a few weeks into a job. And then you dropped the less-than-subtle "I'm trying to spend a lot of money now". It's bullshit.
I know you're trying to be some personality on TL, but if it's all based on lies and exaggerations then you're not going to last.
On September 20 2012 14:03 Aerisky wrote: Make it clear that you're not interested or whatever, but be nice to her... let her down easy but you could at least make a friend.
Care to share why you're trying to get rid of your money? I really can't think of one. I only know of people trying to spend money before they apply for scholarships because too much money in your account could prevent a need-based or something.
Well, I was trying not to mention anything about drugs so I will keep what I say breif and general. Regarding my meal plan, we are allowed 400$ to spend at a food court place. I have gone through all of that so now I have been using my debit card and cash from my checkings account to pay for food. I also withdraw money to pay for weed. My dad has given me 500 dollars already and said just let him know when he needs to put in more money. I had about 300 dollars there. So technically i spent all my money on drugs while I spent my parents money for college stuff like food and books and laundry.
I am trying to boost up how much I have spent to cover weed costs. I have been just spending money to see how much I could get away spending and I will find out this saturday when I see my dad for brunch
On September 21 2012 00:10 Chill wrote:
On September 21 2012 00:01 Tommie wrote: So wait. This dude exaggerates stories about a girl giving him discounts hence being into him?
I mean, being young is a good excuse for many kinds of pathetic behaviour but I just don't get this.
Now if I would exaggerate my life only a little bit no one would ever believe that it was true
He's trying to be an internet personality. I'm sure all these stories are seeded in some truth originally. They either happened to him or a friend or he heard it through a friend, etc. and then he exaggerates it and posts it as if it happened to him.
On September 21 2012 00:24 JieXian wrote:
On September 20 2012 23:01 Ikidomari wrote:
On September 20 2012 21:54 StateofReverie wrote:
On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote: Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written.
Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right?
I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true
I don't think you know how to use irony correctly, you should probably google it or something, and getting offended that easily is a bit of a problem, maybe talk to your university's counselor/psychologist? :3 I hope this helped! Good luck with your girl problem!
Dude with that post he's obviously trolling hahahah
because I see myself in that last line there hahahaha The classic acting sad/offended move over nothing, not that I do it much
I for one don't mind his behaviour as much as Chill does, though you can say that I'm biased. Especially with Hawaiianpig's golden reply hahaha
Uh I am honestly offended that you think I am making or exagerating any of this. I haven't made any of this up. This has all happened to me and none of them are stories from my friends.
I'm seriously offended that you can take offense when I'm just stating my opinion.
Now I'm even more offended because I feel so stupid because I picked the wrong answer to the troll or idiot question.
I'm so hurt that I said that I saw myself in there. Whatever's left of my reputation was RUINED
brb editing post
well if you call someone like Flash's life FAKE because he is living an unrealistic fantasy that will happen to only .000001% of the entire population, wouldn't Flash be a little offended that you think his life is basically too good to be true or that you don't believe that he is having such a great life?
I'm offended that you thought that I thought that your life was "too good to be true"
On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote: Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written.
Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right?
I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true
Nope, there are several reasons. You said you started university a few weeks ago. People don't start giving discounts a few weeks into a job. And then you dropped the less-than-subtle "I'm trying to spend a lot of money now". It's bullshit.
I know you're trying to be some personality on TL, but if it's all based on lies and exaggerations then you're not going to last.
On September 20 2012 14:03 Aerisky wrote: Make it clear that you're not interested or whatever, but be nice to her... let her down easy but you could at least make a friend.
Care to share why you're trying to get rid of your money? I really can't think of one. I only know of people trying to spend money before they apply for scholarships because too much money in your account could prevent a need-based or something.
Well, I was trying not to mention anything about drugs so I will keep what I say breif and general. Regarding my meal plan, we are allowed 400$ to spend at a food court place. I have gone through all of that so now I have been using my debit card and cash from my checkings account to pay for food. I also withdraw money to pay for weed. My dad has given me 500 dollars already and said just let him know when he needs to put in more money. I had about 300 dollars there. So technically i spent all my money on drugs while I spent my parents money for college stuff like food and books and laundry.
I am trying to boost up how much I have spent to cover weed costs. I have been just spending money to see how much I could get away spending and I will find out this saturday when I see my dad for brunch
On September 21 2012 00:10 Chill wrote:
On September 21 2012 00:01 Tommie wrote: So wait. This dude exaggerates stories about a girl giving him discounts hence being into him?
I mean, being young is a good excuse for many kinds of pathetic behaviour but I just don't get this.
Now if I would exaggerate my life only a little bit no one would ever believe that it was true
He's trying to be an internet personality. I'm sure all these stories are seeded in some truth originally. They either happened to him or a friend or he heard it through a friend, etc. and then he exaggerates it and posts it as if it happened to him.
On September 21 2012 00:24 JieXian wrote:
On September 20 2012 23:01 Ikidomari wrote:
On September 20 2012 21:54 StateofReverie wrote:
On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote: Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written.
Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right?
I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true
I don't think you know how to use irony correctly, you should probably google it or something, and getting offended that easily is a bit of a problem, maybe talk to your university's counselor/psychologist? :3 I hope this helped! Good luck with your girl problem!
Dude with that post he's obviously trolling hahahah
because I see myself in that last line there hahahaha The classic acting sad/offended move over nothing, not that I do it much
I for one don't mind his behaviour as much as Chill does, though you can say that I'm biased. Especially with Hawaiianpig's golden reply hahaha
Uh I am honestly offended that you think I am making or exagerating any of this. I haven't made any of this up. This has all happened to me and none of them are stories from my friends.
I'm seriously offended that you can take offense when I'm just stating my opinion.
Now I'm even more offended because I feel so stupid because I picked the wrong answer to the troll or idiot question.
I'm so hurt that I said that I saw myself in there. Whatever's left of my reputation was RUINED
brb editing post
well if you call someone like Flash's life FAKE because he is living an unrealistic fantasy that will happen to only .000001% of the entire population, wouldn't Flash be a little offended that you think his life is basically too good to be true or that you don't believe that he is having such a great life?
I'm offended that you thought that I thought that your life was "too good to be true"
like seriously
I am sorry for making such an assumption at the cost of your offense. I will try not to do that again
EPT
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