Staff Puzzles

#2 sir jolt...sir bolt?
#4 pholon...rhymes with photon idklol
#8 the mango--tango
#3 waxangel--its a waxangel??
#5 Hawaii pig ..Pass-o-guava = Hawaiian pog=pig O_o I don't even know what pass-o-guava is

Edit someone else got #3..sax angel..pretty cute

The link is that it sounds like their name
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2: sirjolt - sir bolt
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4: photon - photon
5:
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7: day[9] - K9
8: themango - tango

The link is literal
1: Semioldguy - It's an old guy
3: Waxangel - Cuz it's an angel, possibly wax
5: HawaiianPig - It says Hawaii on the box
6: lilsusie - By process of elimination

#1 ???
#2 bolt - sirjolt
#3 sax angel - waxangel
#4 photon? - pholon?
#5 ???
#6 semi old pie - semioldguy
#7 ??? I'm guessing day[9] but I don't get it
#8 the tango - themango

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i update #5 :D

1: lilsusie - lil woozie
2: sirjolt - bolt
3: waxangel - saxangel
4: pholon - photon
5: hawaiianpig - hawaiian drink?
6: semi old guy - semi old pie
7: day[9] - k9
8: themango - tango

it's Sir Bolt, megalisk's answer for 5 is more precise: Hawaiian Pog lol and 8 is really more theTango

Hawaiian Swig, since swig is a synonym for drink

#1 Lilsusie
#2 Sirjolt
#3 Waxangel
#4 Pholon
#5 HawaiianPig
#6 Semioldguy
#7 Day[9]
#8 Themango

#1 lildizzy --> lilsusie
#2 Sirjolt usain bolt
#3 Wax angel --> Waxangel
#4 Photon--> pholon
#5 Hawaiian pink shit --> Hawaiianpig
#6 Semi old pie --> Semioldguy
#7 Day[9] 9 dollars
#8 Tango Themango