• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EST 02:05
CET 08:05
KST 16:05
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL22] Finals Preview: Sweet Victory!12[ASL22] Ro4 Preview: Mirror Mirror6[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: Within Reach5[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: In A Tizzy11[ASL22] Ro16 Preview: Holy Diver5
Community News
Weekly Cups (Oct 26 - Nov 1): MaxPax, herO, Solar win0Weekly Cups (October 19-25): Clem triples first in 5.0.175Evil Geniuses - shutting down23ISSL (IntoTheTV x SOOP SC2 League): Premier7Weekly Cups (October 12-18): 5.0.17 era begins1
StarCraft 2
General
No more SC2 streamers on team liquid? Liquibets sc2 season 30 Evil Geniuses - shutting down Weekly Cups (Oct 26 - Nov 1): MaxPax, herO, Solar win How do you feel about the mass reverts in the 5.0.17 PTR?
Tourneys
Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament WardiTV Mondays ISSL (IntoTheTV x SOOP SC2 League): Premier Stellar Fest TWO the Moon (Dec 16-20) RSL goes to London! 2026 Offline Finals Nov 21-22
Strategy
[H] ZvP Mid-Late Game: Stalkers Collossi HT
Custom Maps
[D] the control group Simple Questions/Answers [G] How to playtest arcade maps [A] Nemrods 1/4 players
External Content
Mutation # 550 Graveyard Shift The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 549 Endless Sparkles Mutation # 548 Shining Bright
Brood War
General
Rollback Netcode in Brood War BW General Discussion Top Players of October 2026 (EBPD Rankings) [Megathread] Daily Funny Videos Sagi.gg Launcher Released
Tourneys
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 4 [Mixed-Gender CK] Rush+4 vs Best+4 New Worlds Star League [Megathread] Daily Proleagues
Strategy
50,000-Word Terran Builds Memo 2026-10-22 Cliff Jump Revisited (1 in a 1000 strategy) Simple Questions, Simple Answers
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread Deus Ex 3!? Mobile Legends: Bang Bang Armies of Exigo - YesYes?
Dota 2
Dota 2 Champions League Season 3 Begins April 25!
League of Legends
[TL LoL EUW IHs] Teemo shall perish
Heroes of the Storm
Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Canadian Politics Mega-thread The Chess Thread
Fan Clubs
Fan Club Resource Thread Reynor Fan Club The Flash Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece
Sports
Football (Soccer) Thread TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 MLB/Baseball 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
Recent Gifted Posts
Blogs
Why I built Repalyzer (1.1.…
BlueStar
Innovate or Game Over?
TrAiDoS
ShieldBattery on Mac
Kraekkling
[ASL22] Ro4 Day1 Ticket Giv…
bITt.mAN
Can Bots Beat Pros?? Starcr…
namkraft
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 8321 users

Stubbed my fucking toe.

Blogs > StateofReverie
Post a Reply
StateofReverie
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States633 Posts
August 30 2012 20:40 GMT
#1
Yesterday, when I was walking up some stairs, I almost ate shit and fell over because I tripped over my fucking big foot. I ended up breaking off a chunk of my nail. No pain at first...

3 seconds later...

Seething agony. I had one more flight of stairs to climb (fuck the 4th floor) and made it to class. After, my toe calmed down so I was able to walk back down and didn't take the elevevator. After my classes this afternoon, I was getting out of bed from a nap I took, and I landed in my shower box. Same foot. Same toe. I ended up taking a vaporizer hit to calm the pressure because my big toe was being very tender. Maybe I'll go for a third time and do it today. I hope not though..

Not to end this on a sad note, today I met this cute blonde during Physical Fitness, asked her if she wanted to go to lunch, and ended up having a nice casual lunch and a intellectual conversation as well. She is very mature for her age, gonna finish college in 3 years and then grad school in 3 years instead of the usual 4/4. Also very sharp and very fun to interact with.

She has a boyfriend though (long distance and hes 23) and she told me she eventually wanted to marry him after college, but we will see where that goes. Until then, it was great to make a female friend who is a lot more intelligent than 98% of the guys I know.

I don't mind being friends with her because her personality is just as nice as her body and frankly, I didn't believe those kinds of people existed either. I wonder who else I have yet to meet in this small college

*
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
August 30 2012 20:50 GMT
#2
I hate stubbing my toe.

I was just walking up the stairs at home, and somehow, I don't know how, I tripped slightly, making me forcefully kick my big toe right into a step and rendering me limping for 3 days (not kidding, it was that bad).

Hope the girl thing works out.
memes are a dish best served dank
520
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2822 Posts
August 30 2012 20:57 GMT
#3
Once, I had the brilliant idea of playing DDR with sneakers on without socks.

That ends up being the equivalent of stubbing your toe about four dozen times over the course of two minutes.

I lost my toenail that way.
Writer
StateofReverie
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States633 Posts
August 30 2012 21:11 GMT
#4
On August 31 2012 05:50 marttorn wrote:
I hate stubbing my toe.

I was just walking up the stairs at home, and somehow, I don't know how, I tripped slightly, making me forcefully kick my big toe right into a step and rendering me limping for 3 days (not kidding, it was that bad).

Hope the girl thing works out.

Ouch sounds like that hurts for both of you guys


No the girl thing is not a problem. I just brought that up because it was a very fun part of the day (love meeting new people in general)
JohnAdams
Profile Blog Joined August 2012
United States111 Posts
August 30 2012 21:12 GMT
#5
On August 31 2012 05:57 scintilliaSD wrote:
Once, I had the brilliant idea of playing DDR with sneakers on without socks.

That ends up being the equivalent of stubbing your toe about four dozen times over the course of two minutes.

I lost my toenail that way.

I have to play DDR without shoes on because my feet are too big :/
'Murica!
Isken
Profile Joined November 2010
Korea (South)1131 Posts
August 30 2012 21:34 GMT
#6
it's always very rewarding to meet intelligent people, keep them :p
Denzil
Profile Joined August 2010
United Kingdom4193 Posts
August 30 2012 21:38 GMT
#7
did you swear after stubbing it?


did it alleviate some of the pain?
Anna: So Sen how will you prepare for your revenge v MC? Sen: With a smile.
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-31 00:22:22
August 30 2012 22:57 GMT
#8
On August 31 2012 06:38 Denzil wrote:
did you swear after stubbing it?


did it alleviate some of the pain?

lol dont know why but it feels like it helps, maybe because ur focusing on how many swear words u know and how fast u can repeat all of them over and over
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
August 30 2012 23:29 GMT
#9
Yeah there was some study in a journal I read years and years and years ago, and I remember they had people put their hands into buckets of ice water I think (either that or hot coffee mugs?), and those who were allowed to curse (compared to the control of just sticking the hand in) got either three or four times the tolerance measured by time lasted.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
WolfintheSheep
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada14127 Posts
August 30 2012 23:51 GMT
#10
I stubbed my toe on a door a few months back. Fractured it. Was the fourth toe (next to the little one)...no clue how that works, but it did.
Average means I'm better than half of you.
Spikeke
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada106 Posts
August 31 2012 00:02 GMT
#11
Ah you tricked me. Half way through the Toe story and it turns into a girl blog...
Hope your toe gets better. I recently have had a similar experience. I dropped a mirror on my foot, leaving a bruise under the big toe nail. Good times
Spiffeh
Profile Joined May 2010
United States830 Posts
August 31 2012 00:02 GMT
#12
There are some amazing people out there. Almost makes ya wanna get out of the house sometimes
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
August 31 2012 00:21 GMT
#13
Heh, you think that was bad? One time I stubbed my big toe on wood floor, but instead of getting shoved into an awkward position that hurt, the skin (and a chunk of flesh) just peeled right off my toe. I didn't even know that could happen.
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
Integra
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Sweden5626 Posts
August 31 2012 00:54 GMT
#14
I managed to fracture my big toe once. Hurt like hell for weeks. I couldn't even walk, lol.
"Dark Pleasure" | | I survived the Locust war of May 3, 2014
babylon
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
8765 Posts
August 31 2012 01:04 GMT
#15
Try dropping a ladder on your foot.

Nail fell off after a few days.
Deleted User 255289
Profile Joined March 2012
281 Posts
August 31 2012 04:38 GMT
#16
stop doing drugs ffs
Zerg OP | CreansRNub | k-Poop | Zerg OP | Sea lions | \\m//
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
August 31 2012 04:42 GMT
#17
Stubbing your toe is really up there in terms of pain :X

Fortunately all of my nails are intact but I have one that sort of got bruised :/
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 2h 55m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft: Brood War
Rain 4126
Shuttle 2453
Noble 327
Shine 318
ProTech159
Hyuk 121
Larva 102
ZergMaN 42
HiyA 25
Dota 2
ODPixel145
monkeys_forever43
Other Games
summit1g10319
JimRising 646
WinterStarcraft371
C9.Mang0253
Lowko180
Fuzer 135
Mew2King131
NeuroSwarm76
ViBE56
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick638
Counter-Strike
PGL175
Other Games
BasetradeTV46
[ Show 14 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• practicex 40
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• Laughngamez YouTube
• Migwel
StarCraft: Brood War
• ChaeLyn 4
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Dota 2
• lizZardDota2257
League of Legends
• Rush1094
• Stunt458
Upcoming Events
The PondCast
2h 55m
KCM Race Survival
2h 55m
OSC
6h 55m
IntoTheTV X SOOP
2 days
Reynor vs Solar
ByuN vs SHIN
Clem vs MaxPax
herO vs Rogue
IPSL
2 days
WorsT vs nOmaD
Dewalt vs andersOn
AI Arena Tournament
2 days
IntoTheTV X SOOP
3 days
IPSL
3 days
Azhi_Dahaki vs ggnore13
Double vs WIZARD
Replay Cast
3 days
Replay Cast
4 days
[ Show More ]
Sparkling Tuna Cup
5 days
WardiTV Invitational
5 days
YoungYakov vs Lambo
SHIN vs TBD
Percival vs Shameless
Solar vs TBD
PiGosaur Cup
5 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-11-04
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
HCC Season 3

Ongoing

Acropolis #5
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 4
International ShieldBattery League
BSL Season 23
IPSL Winter 2026-27
Calamity Cup Div. A Season 8
IEM Beijing 2026
PGL Masters Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 5
1win Private Club #2
Thunderpick World Champ. '26
ESL Pro League Season 24
Stake Ranked Episode 4
1win Private Club #1
Logitech G Play Connect 2026
SL StarSeries Fall 2026
FISSURE Playground #3
BLAST Open Fall 2026
Esports World Cup 2026

Upcoming

1xBet Invitational
SC4ALL II: Brood War
BSL 23: Non-Korean Championship
HSC XXX
Stellar Fest 2: Lunar Cup
SC4ALL II: StarCraft II
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
RSL Offline Finals
Underdog Cup 2026 Div 2-3
PGL Bucharest 2027
BLAST Bounty Winter 2027
eXTREMESLAND 2026
PGL Major Singapore 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 6
BLAST Rivals Fall 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.