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An ESPORTS Allegory
3 dogs walk into a bar. One dog is named ESPORTS. He's an old dog, but he's made a lot of new friends, especially since Sc2, which is what he calls his left leg, became popular. The other dog is named witchhunts and he keeps on biting eSports. There is a friend with the 3 dogs, and his name is "the 2012 US Presidential Election" but he's sad because people keep on punching him. He doesn't like being punched. Just kidding, he actually loves it, but he needs to pretend not to like it for some reason. The third dog is named "Monsoon Season" and he eats the other two dogs. They are deliciously conceptual.
Stimpack op.
This allegory is over.
