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An ESPORTS Allegory

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Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25563 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-21 18:32:55
August 21 2012 18:31 GMT
#1

An ESPORTS Allegory








3 dogs walk into a bar. One dog is named ESPORTS. He's an old dog, but he's made a lot of new friends, especially since Sc2, which is what he calls his left leg, became popular. The other dog is named witchhunts and he keeps on biting eSports. There is a friend with the 3 dogs, and his name is "the 2012 US Presidential Election" but he's sad because people keep on punching him. He doesn't like being punched. Just kidding, he actually loves it, but he needs to pretend not to like it for some reason. The third dog is named "Monsoon Season" and he eats the other two dogs. They are deliciously conceptual.

Stimpack op.

This allegory is over.


***
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
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Smancer
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States379 Posts
August 21 2012 19:04 GMT
#2
On August 22 2012 03:31 Blazinghand wrote:

This allegory is over.


OR IS IT?
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
Arcanefrost
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Belgium1257 Posts
August 21 2012 19:42 GMT
#3
When all your past and future blog posts have been 1 starred, then you have my permission to die. - The 1 star ninja

Valor is a poor substitute for numbers.
Luepert
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States1934 Posts
August 21 2012 21:51 GMT
#4
Really is a dog eat dog world.
esports
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
August 21 2012 22:25 GMT
#5
Welp that was interesting, 5/5 to counter act the 1 star ninja.
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
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