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KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-09 23:56:51
June 11 2012 02:43 GMT
#1


****
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Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-11 02:54:44
June 11 2012 02:54 GMT
#2
This is funny, and even though it seems embellished makes me thankful for the family i have. Awesome blog as usual.
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
eSgTheBear
Profile Joined November 2011
United States47 Posts
June 11 2012 03:11 GMT
#3
damn man, maybe she should have spent some of that hard earned money to buy y'all ni****'s toothbrushes
y'all have some yellow ass toofthisis

[5/5]
Poopendale
iTzSnypah
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1738 Posts
June 11 2012 03:37 GMT
#4
And this is why we have slot machines. To make sure the poor people stay poor. 5/5
Team Liquid needs more Terrans.
Sinensis
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2513 Posts
June 11 2012 03:39 GMT
#5
King Charlie your blogs are hilarious. Keep chronicling your funny stories.
GhostOwl
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
766 Posts
June 11 2012 06:23 GMT
#6
Man, who uses up the 5 grand that they earn that night? This is why poor people stay poor..they have no concept of saving, or smart investments.

For some reason, OP reminds me of Dexter from Dexter's labratory. The character is surrounded by people that have lower intelligence, and is intrigued by their stupidity.
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
June 11 2012 06:45 GMT
#7
On June 11 2012 12:37 iTzSnypah wrote:
And this is why we have slot machines. To make sure the poor people stay poor. 5/5

^ exactly, finally somebody gets it right :D. Also the thing about the babies is called object permanence which actually doesn't happen till the concrete operational stage of Piaget, that and babies tend to have what you were also talking about which is called profound egocentrism which continues in most people to around 8-11 depending on maturity, but some people just don't mature past 6 lawl. On another note, great blog I enjoyed it as much as the last ones .
User was warned for too many mimes.
KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
June 11 2012 12:56 GMT
#8
On June 11 2012 11:54 Jaaaaasper wrote:
This is funny, and even though it seems embellished makes me thankful for the family i have. Awesome blog as usual.


Never forget how lucky you are. Thanks for the support.
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Sphen5117
Profile Joined September 2011
United States413 Posts
June 11 2012 15:16 GMT
#9
Soooo good. Love it, man. I can relate to parts and that makes it all the more hilarious when I can recall entering a bowling alley where I can't see the back wall due to smoke, with a jukebox that hasn't had its tracks changed in seven years (thank god it had a Powerman 5000 and Static-X track. Everyone there had to listen to both anytime I went there as a child). When my state (Kansas) finally instituted a state-wide indoor smoking ban, it almost made me sad a bit. It felt like a part of my childhood was gone. (I don't smoke, but trashy places just don't feel authentic when not hazed over by other peoples' smokey exhaust)
KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
June 11 2012 23:23 GMT
#10
On June 12 2012 00:16 Sphen5117 wrote:
Soooo good. Love it, man. I can relate to parts and that makes it all the more hilarious when I can recall entering a bowling alley where I can't see the back wall due to smoke, with a jukebox that hasn't had its tracks changed in seven years (thank god it had a Powerman 5000 and Static-X track. Everyone there had to listen to both anytime I went there as a child). When my state (Kansas) finally instituted a state-wide indoor smoking ban, it almost made me sad a bit. It felt like a part of my childhood was gone. (I don't smoke, but trashy places just don't feel authentic when not hazed over by other peoples' smokey exhaust)


I just picture "The only" by static-x blaring and a bunch of Kansas biker gangs bowling. The last 10 times I have gone bowling I bowled less than 100. The girl I was with always thought I was letting her win...
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KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
June 12 2012 03:54 GMT
#11
On June 11 2012 12:39 Sinensis wrote:
King Charlie your blogs are hilarious. Keep chronicling your funny stories.


Thank you, brother. Will do.
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pigmanbear
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Angola2010 Posts
June 12 2012 15:48 GMT
#12
I lost it at the picture of the security guard ...
KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
June 13 2012 23:19 GMT
#13
On June 11 2012 12:37 iTzSnypah wrote:
And this is why we have slot machines. To make sure the poor people stay poor. 5/5


I think stupidity keeps poor people poor.
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endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
June 14 2012 03:47 GMT
#14
Well written as usual. 5/5
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IceBurg
Profile Joined November 2011
Australia73 Posts
June 14 2012 04:12 GMT
#15
You should use the money to have a complicated surgery that makes you look like Nicholas Cage. You can then try to avenge the death of your son, but instead, through a series of improbable events you can come face to face with "yourself". Cue fight scene, explosions and mayhem.
Step 3: Profit.
I got it from my momma
Vod.kaholic
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1052 Posts
June 14 2012 08:23 GMT
#16
Excellent blog. 5/5
More please :D
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KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
June 14 2012 12:44 GMT
#17
On June 14 2012 13:12 IceBurg wrote:
You should use the money to have a complicated surgery that makes you look like Nicholas Cage. You can then try to avenge the death of your son, but instead, through a series of improbable events you can come face to face with "yourself". Cue fight scene, explosions and mayhem.
Step 3: Profit.


I like your plan, except I request to be issued a different likeness than Nicholas Cage. I don't want to suffer the backlash from his ex-fans for the 82 consecutive flaming piles of shit he's made since Raising Arizona. If you can help me with this, I will cut you in on the "Step 3: Profit"

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Zaranth
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States345 Posts
June 14 2012 15:53 GMT
#18
Fantastic. Your descriptions are top-notch. I love it that you were hiding under the table to get away from all the smoke. Very smart, young Charlie. MOAR!
Maker of Cheerfuls @eZaranth
IceBurg
Profile Joined November 2011
Australia73 Posts
June 15 2012 05:41 GMT
#19
On June 14 2012 21:44 KING CHARLIE :D wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2012 13:12 IceBurg wrote:
You should use the money to have a complicated surgery that makes you look like Nicholas Cage. You can then try to avenge the death of your son, but instead, through a series of improbable events you can come face to face with "yourself". Cue fight scene, explosions and mayhem.
Step 3: Profit.


I like your plan, except I request to be issued a different likeness than Nicholas Cage. I don't want to suffer the backlash from his ex-fans for the 82 consecutive flaming piles of shit he's made since Raising Arizona. If you can help me with this, I will cut you in on the "Step 3: Profit"


I feel that if you were to get your face swapped with Nicholas Cage, you could probably do a better job than him in script selection and acting.
Now wheres my cut?
I got it from my momma
KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
June 15 2012 12:34 GMT
#20
On June 15 2012 14:41 IceBurg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2012 21:44 KING CHARLIE :D wrote:
On June 14 2012 13:12 IceBurg wrote:
You should use the money to have a complicated surgery that makes you look like Nicholas Cage. You can then try to avenge the death of your son, but instead, through a series of improbable events you can come face to face with "yourself". Cue fight scene, explosions and mayhem.
Step 3: Profit.


I like your plan, except I request to be issued a different likeness than Nicholas Cage. I don't want to suffer the backlash from his ex-fans for the 82 consecutive flaming piles of shit he's made since Raising Arizona. If you can help me with this, I will cut you in on the "Step 3: Profit"


I feel that if you were to get your face swapped with Nicholas Cage, you could probably do a better job than him in script selection and acting.
Now wheres my cut?


Oh, I have no doubt I could select better scripts than him...a fucking WATER BUFFALO tied up to a street lamp could pick better movies than him...and don't worry, I'll get you in on the cash. We're gonna put the ICE in ICEBURG.
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