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IceBurg
Profile Joined November 2011
Australia73 Posts
June 15 2012 18:12 GMT
#21
On June 15 2012 21:34 KING CHARLIE :D wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 15 2012 14:41 IceBurg wrote:
On June 14 2012 21:44 KING CHARLIE :D wrote:
On June 14 2012 13:12 IceBurg wrote:
You should use the money to have a complicated surgery that makes you look like Nicholas Cage. You can then try to avenge the death of your son, but instead, through a series of improbable events you can come face to face with "yourself". Cue fight scene, explosions and mayhem.
Step 3: Profit.


I like your plan, except I request to be issued a different likeness than Nicholas Cage. I don't want to suffer the backlash from his ex-fans for the 82 consecutive flaming piles of shit he's made since Raising Arizona. If you can help me with this, I will cut you in on the "Step 3: Profit"


I feel that if you were to get your face swapped with Nicholas Cage, you could probably do a better job than him in script selection and acting.
Now wheres my cut?


Oh, I have no doubt I could select better scripts than him...a fucking WATER BUFFALO tied up to a street lamp could pick better movies than him...and don't worry, I'll get you in on the cash. We're gonna put the ICE in ICEBURG.

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NoodleFish
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa198 Posts
June 16 2012 08:59 GMT
#22
I must say, I enjoy the "stupid people always..." sections you've been putting in your blogs. Sometimes I agree, and other times I don't. However, in this case I think you're right. Stupid people are inconsiderate, and maybe it's not their fault. Maybe they are stuck in that baby phase where all they really care about is themselves, with no consideration to what their actions might do.
Sometimes I realize that you must have had a crappy childhood (really enjoyed the paintball story) and even though it gives me a laugh now and then, I'm glad that you came out on top of it.

Keep writing, I'll always keep reading
"He accidentally attacked his own nexus with a probe. Then half way through the game, poof! No more nexus. That's gotta suck!"
starcraftmastersix
Profile Joined May 2012
13 Posts
June 23 2012 02:11 GMT
#23
That security guard should work as a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man
KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
June 24 2012 02:35 GMT
#24
On June 23 2012 11:11 starcraftmastersix wrote:
That security guard should work as a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man


ROFL.
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BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
June 24 2012 06:45 GMT
#25
Good descriptions and interesting stories in your blogs. Keep up the good work
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B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
June 26 2012 11:46 GMT
#26
On June 11 2012 11:43 KING CHARLIE :D wrote:
usually my father would stay at home with Rita’s kids, my sister and me.

Writing tip: You should use the so called "oxford comma" here.
So in stead of: Rita's kids, my sister and me.
Write: Rita's kids, my sister, and me.

Without the oxford comma it sounds like you are saying you and your sister are Rita's kids, while in the second its obvious you are talking about several individuals.
Not sure if this stuff is standard grammar but I read an article about it recently and I'm trying to spread the word ... As always, nice blog btw.
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