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KING CHARLIE :D
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Jaaaaasper
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eSgTheBear
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y'all have some yellow ass toofthisis [5/5] | ||
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iTzSnypah
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Sinensis
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GhostOwl
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For some reason, OP reminds me of Dexter from Dexter's labratory. The character is surrounded by people that have lower intelligence, and is intrigued by their stupidity. | ||
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docvoc
United States5491 Posts
On June 11 2012 12:37 iTzSnypah wrote: And this is why we have slot machines. To make sure the poor people stay poor. 5/5 ^ exactly, finally somebody gets it right :D. Also the thing about the babies is called object permanence which actually doesn't happen till the concrete operational stage of Piaget, that and babies tend to have what you were also talking about which is called profound egocentrism which continues in most people to around 8-11 depending on maturity, but some people just don't mature past 6 lawl. On another note, great blog I enjoyed it as much as the last ones  . | ||
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KING CHARLIE :D
United States447 Posts
On June 11 2012 11:54 Jaaaaasper wrote: This is funny, and even though it seems embellished makes me thankful for the family i have. Awesome blog as usual. Never forget how lucky you are. Thanks for the support. | ||
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Sphen5117
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KING CHARLIE :D
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On June 12 2012 00:16 Sphen5117 wrote: Soooo good. Love it, man. I can relate to parts and that makes it all the more hilarious when I can recall entering a bowling alley where I can't see the back wall due to smoke, with a jukebox that hasn't had its tracks changed in seven years (thank god it had a Powerman 5000 and Static-X track. Everyone there had to listen to both anytime I went there as a child). When my state (Kansas) finally instituted a state-wide indoor smoking ban, it almost made me sad a bit. It felt like a part of my childhood was gone. (I don't smoke, but trashy places just don't feel authentic when not hazed over by other peoples' smokey exhaust) I just picture "The only" by static-x blaring and a bunch of Kansas biker gangs bowling. The last 10 times I have gone bowling I bowled less than 100. The girl I was with always thought I was letting her win... | ||
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KING CHARLIE :D
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On June 11 2012 12:39 Sinensis wrote: King Charlie your blogs are hilarious. Keep chronicling your funny stories. Thank you, brother. Will do. | ||
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pigmanbear
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KING CHARLIE :D
United States447 Posts
On June 11 2012 12:37 iTzSnypah wrote: And this is why we have slot machines. To make sure the poor people stay poor. 5/5 I think stupidity keeps poor people poor. | ||
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endy
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IceBurg
Australia73 Posts
Step 3: Profit. | ||
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Vod.kaholic
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More please :D | ||
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KING CHARLIE :D
United States447 Posts
On June 14 2012 13:12 IceBurg wrote: You should use the money to have a complicated surgery that makes you look like Nicholas Cage. You can then try to avenge the death of your son, but instead, through a series of improbable events you can come face to face with "yourself". Cue fight scene, explosions and mayhem. Step 3: Profit. I like your plan, except I request to be issued a different likeness than Nicholas Cage. I don't want to suffer the backlash from his ex-fans for the 82 consecutive flaming piles of shit he's made since Raising Arizona. If you can help me with this, I will cut you in on the "Step 3: Profit" | ||
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Zaranth
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IceBurg
Australia73 Posts
On June 14 2012 21:44 KING CHARLIE :D wrote: I like your plan, except I request to be issued a different likeness than Nicholas Cage. I don't want to suffer the backlash from his ex-fans for the 82 consecutive flaming piles of shit he's made since Raising Arizona. If you can help me with this, I will cut you in on the "Step 3: Profit" I feel that if you were to get your face swapped with Nicholas Cage, you could probably do a better job than him in script selection and acting. Now wheres my cut? | ||
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KING CHARLIE :D
United States447 Posts
On June 15 2012 14:41 IceBurg wrote: I feel that if you were to get your face swapped with Nicholas Cage, you could probably do a better job than him in script selection and acting. Now wheres my cut? Oh, I have no doubt I could select better scripts than him...a fucking WATER BUFFALO tied up to a street lamp could pick better movies than him...and don't worry, I'll get you in on the cash. We're gonna put the ICE in ICEBURG. | ||
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IceBurg
Australia73 Posts
On June 15 2012 21:34 KING CHARLIE :D wrote: Oh, I have no doubt I could select better scripts than him...a fucking WATER BUFFALO tied up to a street lamp could pick better movies than him...and don't worry, I'll get you in on the cash. We're gonna put the ICE in ICEBURG. ![[image loading]](http://dailybail.com/storage/_Tyrone20Biggums.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1246602808081) I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up  | ||
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NoodleFish
South Africa198 Posts
Sometimes I realize that you must have had a crappy childhood (really enjoyed the paintball story) and even though it gives me a laugh now and then, I'm glad that you came out on top of it. Keep writing, I'll always keep reading | ||
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KING CHARLIE :D
United States447 Posts
On June 23 2012 11:11 starcraftmastersix wrote: That security guard should work as a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man ROFL. | ||
BigFan
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B.I.G.
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On June 11 2012 11:43 KING CHARLIE :D wrote: usually my father would stay at home with Rita’s kids, my sister and me. Writing tip: You should use the so called "oxford comma" here. So in stead of: Rita's kids, my sister and me. Write: Rita's kids, my sister, and me. Without the oxford comma it sounds like you are saying you and your sister are Rita's kids, while in the second its obvious you are talking about several individuals. Not sure if this stuff is standard grammar but I read an article about it recently and I'm trying to spread the word  ... As always, nice blog btw. | ||
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