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Silentness
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States2821 Posts
May 09 2012 17:25 GMT
#41
Raw sex isnt even that great. I rarely used condoms in my past... I am an idiot. Thankfully no HIV OR AIDS. I actually skeeted inside of two one night stands in Korea but thankfully they dont know my name. I was too stupid and prideful to tell them to slow down during sex or that I had an orgasm because it was so fast... so I played it off and didnt pull it out. Got damn I am crazy. Im more worried about diseases than pregnancy though.

One condom I used felt better than raw. In my past though I felt like condoms were a waste of time when in a serious relationship.
GL HF... YOLO..lololollol.
Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
May 09 2012 17:33 GMT
#42
the other side is just as terrible.
Computer says mafia
Liquid`Zephyr
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States996 Posts
May 09 2012 17:35 GMT
#43
yeah dont worry. every guy gets to have that sweat at sometime or another. welcome to the incredibly large club =]
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metbull
Profile Joined April 2011
United States404 Posts
May 09 2012 17:40 GMT
#44
On May 10 2012 00:25 Zephirdd wrote:
Actually, she is going to the doc on the 30th and will take pills after that. I made her promise that.

She took it earlier this year but her body didn't react very well; probably because it wasn't under medic prescription so she did it wrong or something.

Also, some answers here are hilarious. Glad I got these reactions :D

Not every "pill" reacts the same with every girl. They all have different hormone levels that need to be balanced.
Might take a few different brands (formulas) to find the right balance.
Also, prescription antibiotics may counteract the "pills" effect. While taking antibiotics, the pill can become less effective.
Here is one Doctor's opinion, there are many more opinions out there that concur with this one (and others that do not agree with this opinion). Though there is not definitive evidence, I'd err on the side of caution.
JohannesH
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1364 Posts
May 09 2012 17:48 GMT
#45
Girls opposed to abortion, horrible creatures.


And using both pill and rubber is ridiculous.
If you have to ask, you don't know.
GettingIt
Profile Joined August 2011
1656 Posts
May 09 2012 18:04 GMT
#46
Reminded me of this comedy bit :D
sc2superfan101
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
3583 Posts
May 09 2012 18:10 GMT
#47
We can't go through that, we have no chance of taking care of a kid and raise him/her without leaving marks on his/her childhood. I don't want a child with issues, I want to have a perfectly healthy and great child.

for some reason they always think about this after they have the sex. as if they didn't know that it was a completely possible and somtimes likely result of their actions. it'd be like me tying myself to train tracks and then being like: "but i can't get hit by a train! i'm not ready for that!"

well if you aren't ready you aren't ready. why act ready? i dont know, do what you want, but damn it if that kind of thing doesn't confuse the life out of me.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
tehemperorer
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2183 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-09 18:13:44
May 09 2012 18:13 GMT
#48
Yeah like for me ev3en the small condom sizes slip off a lot, you can't get it wet before you put it on

kids aren't bad at all, they're just untimely at times.
Knowing is half the battle... the other half is lasers.
imanoobcs
Profile Joined January 2012
184 Posts
May 09 2012 18:17 GMT
#49
Haha, hate when that happens. Happens to everyone once it seems. Dont let it discourage you in the future.
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
May 09 2012 19:16 GMT
#50
I can't use condoms effectively so it's all about the pill...although I am 100% certain she would abort if it went wrong...
Leth0
Profile Joined February 2012
856 Posts
May 09 2012 19:40 GMT
#51
On May 10 2012 03:13 tehemperorer wrote:
Yeah like for me ev3en the small condom sizes slip off a lot, you can't get it wet before you put it on

kids aren't bad at all, they're just untimely at times.


Why would you ever say something like this >.<. Also not sure what brand of condoms you are using but they should be lubricated...unless you are using some really old condoms (which you should not be).
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25553 Posts
May 09 2012 19:45 GMT
#52
All these people lecturing the OP about the dangers of boning are forgetting that A) he is now keenly aware of said dangers and B) boning is hella fun
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
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sc14s
Profile Joined March 2011
United States5052 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-09 20:42:22
May 09 2012 20:40 GMT
#53
pro-tip: you should use multiple forms of contraceptives

trust me though i understand exactly how you feel since this happened to me a few times with my gf of 3 years when we were dating early on.

shes now 7 months pregnant and i dont mind one now though
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
May 09 2012 20:42 GMT
#54
Interesting. 2% chance condoms will fail given "perfect use." I have to wonder how many condoms tear with perfect use and how many holes are poked in them/they are used imperfectly.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
blade55555
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States17423 Posts
May 09 2012 21:24 GMT
#55
lol should have named this blog after sex can be stressful
When I think of something else, something will go here
Angel_
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
United States1617 Posts
May 09 2012 21:30 GMT
#56
On May 10 2012 04:40 Leth0 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 10 2012 03:13 tehemperorer wrote:
Yeah like for me ev3en the small condom sizes slip off a lot, you can't get it wet before you put it on

kids aren't bad at all, they're just untimely at times.


Why would you ever say something like this >.<. Also not sure what brand of condoms you are using but they should be lubricated...unless you are using some really old condoms (which you should not be).


Well, obviously he buys super tight small condoms, to get more sensitivity from the thin stretching to his massive throbbing monster cock!!!!
Metak
Profile Joined August 2011
296 Posts
May 09 2012 22:10 GMT
#57
Sex is awesome and as many have pointed out, everyone in our age group has gone through this at least once. I've gone through it several times with my ex, and it turned out fine every time.
Risen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States7927 Posts
May 09 2012 22:15 GMT
#58
Yup, happened to a chick I had been dating for a long time and I almost had a heart attack. Welcome to the club, boss
Pufftrees Everyday>its like a rifter that just used X-Factor/Liquid'Nony: I hope no one lip read XD/Holyflare>it's like policy lynching but better/Resident Los Angeles bachelor
Esoterikk
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada1256 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-09 22:21:18
May 09 2012 22:19 GMT
#59
I always use condoms, current GF doesn't like them and is on the pill so she wanted to stop using them so I calmly asked her stance on abortion and she is for it and I said ok then but just know if you do get pregnant I will gladly pay child support but won't be involved. I simply am not ready for children and won't risk anything unless both parties are on the same page, this is why one night stands are something I just don't really do.

Before you say I am a bad person for not being involved in a potential childs life keep in mind I prefer double contraceptives and only stopped recently by request of my girlfriend.
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
May 09 2012 22:24 GMT
#60
And using both pill and rubber is ridiculous.

Wrong.

Frankly I think the pill + condoms is a bit overkill. Sure, it's the safest way buit keep in mind that when used properly, either of them is fine. I would go for the pill (obviosly she needs to be on board and there might be side effects etc) as it just feels a lot better without a rubber. Also it's cheaper, that might be an issue. Condoms are good for one night stands (which imo you shouldn't do anyway but that's a personal preference thing).

"Pill babies" are almost always a result of the woman secretly wanting a child and quitting the pill. Trust me. So if your gf is trustworthy and young enough to be insane to want a child, then you are safe with the pill only. It gets trickier when you get older.


So wrong I can't even believe it.

pro-tip: you should use multiple forms of contraceptives


Not going into more detail than this, but I'll be blogging pretty soon.
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