Okay, the other day, I was just sitting at my computer, sipping some BearSemen® energy drink and was contemplating how doner kebab makes you beautiful, when I got a PM on the TL: + Show Spoiler +
Okay, okay. I get where this is going. Eywa, you've finally realized how amazing and brilliant I am, and I must say... I'm flattered. So I've accepted your challenge. "If I'm up to it." Pfft, you think I'm not? I was born NAKED, and I didn't even care. So, please. PLEASE. So, without further ado, I hereby present to you:
TEAM EYWA VS TEAM ALL-KILL KINGS
Once every great while, there is a battle so fierce that it rocks humanity to it's very core.
Yes, as you all know, the classic rivalry between Eywa and TAKK has been brewing for quite some time. You've all read the back-and-forth diss haikus all over the forums, and people have been asking for quite some time, "Will Eywa and TAKK teams have a grudgematch?" and I was like "What? I dunno.", but finally, someone said something that pushed everything over the edge. I don't know what it was, but it must've been pretty goddamn inflammatory. After that, people were in an uproar and many ceiling fans were hit with shit. My friends were messaging me on Skype going "Did you catch the SKT vs KT finals? It was epic." and I was all like "Who gives a fuck about that shit, fucking Eywa vs TAKK is going down." and they were like "OH SHI-" and couldn't even finish their sentence.
Per the request of Eywa, an old friend of mine turned egotistical maniac, I am supposed to speak ill of both teams involved. The reason *I* am supposed to do this eludes me. Perhaps it's because I rock? Yeah, that must be it. Screw the Kruger Effect, I'm the best, man... I did it.
Diss of Team Eywa:
Your team is dumb. Most of your players are below-average in oral hygiene, and have questionable television program choices. If your team were any animal, it would be an armadillo, and I would throw a barrel filled with TNT at you like in Donkey Kong Country. You are the reason Czech and Slovakia got divorced. You're the reason Swiss cheese has holes. In this series, you have no chance of winning because all of your players spend all their time playing Strip Idra.
Diss of Team TAKK:
Listen. You poopy-head, smelly-sock, motherloving group of court jesters. You're like the Three Musketeers, but there's 10 of you, your muskets are shorter, and you have no musketballs. You don't even have colorful petti-coats, knee-high socks, or powdered wigs. I heard you guys like to watch documentaries. How boring. *YAWN* Your team members will rarely get laid because they smell like bubble gum for some inexplicable reason, and also you guys need to stay the fuck away from my back yard, cuz we already have enough DOG DOO on the ground.
The final battle
We all know that BroodWar is going to be assimilated into the borg soon, so this is probably going to be the last epic battle in BroodWar history. And I can't imagine a better send-off; this is THE dream grudgematch the true fans have been waiting for. Forget NoisE vs Telecom. Forget Game vs Joekim. Forget Chill vs Combat-EX 2. None of those are even going to happen, and even if they did, there is no way in the name of Valhalla they could ever even hope to come close to the magnitude of this gloriously heroic war for the hand in marriage of Helen of Troy.
The format will be a best of 11, with an "ace" match coming last. There is no word yet on who the aces might be, but you can bet your BUTT that they are going to probably be ex-progamers, or even possibly, current progamers... OR... even more possibly... progamers FROM THE FUTURE.
Map pool:
Eywa team 1 <Desert Outpost> TAKK team 1
Eywa team 2 <Plasma> TAKK team 2
Eywa team 3 <River Runs Through It> TAKK team 3
wait wait wait, I think they just pick their own maps. Nevermind this.
What's at stake: Everything.
Time/Date: I don't know.
Stream: I don't know. Location: Probably Fish, but who really knows for sure.
3. Excessive bm is required from each player. At least 5 insults must be typed by each player during each match, or the player will be disqualified. The bm must be vicious and personal, and preferably, involve the other players' mother/sexual preferences/genitalia dimensions/play ability being compared to fecal matter.
4. No "gg" is allowed at the end of each match. If you lose, you must leave without typing "gg". The only thing you may type is "Lucky noob". Anything else will result in disqualification.
5. Get off my plane.
6. Thou shall not kill.
7. If a player lags, it is his or her responsibility to blame it on the other player, and insist with his or her full conviction that it is not them, but the other party.
8. If you do not show up for a match, or your spot is left unoccupied, then you automatically lose, and it will be posted on the forums that you are a dodger and a coward, even if you were dealing with a major life emergency, like your baby daughter was dying.
9. If a player wins a game, their replay should immediately be scanned by several parties for hacks. If evidence of hax is found, the player will be disqualified immediately. If no evidence of hax is found, then they probably were just hiding it.
10. Before playing, everyone must stand, salute, and sing the Equestrian National Anthem.
This is the only equivalent picture that can accurately portray the level of conflict at hand.
On April 25 2012 10:31 lethyl wrote: when i saw grudgematch and you were the creator, i thought it was going to be you vs tesla
Really lethyl? That is so interesting!
Nina lets start writing grudgematch threads for other people in the BW community that inspire so much hype, that they will be forced to battle each other!
1. It's not a grudgematch until there are steaks. Ante up.
2. While I'm normally all for a russian pony themed song, I really don't think a song about friendship and togetherness fits well with the general feeling of a grudgematch. Might i suggest this one: + Show Spoiler +
3. You opened up a grudgematch op talking about how you were drinking semen. You are making it too easy.
On April 25 2012 12:57 hacklebeast wrote: 1. It's not a grudgematch until there are steaks. Ante up.
2. While I'm normally all for a russian pony themed song, I really don't think a song about friendship and togetherness fits well with the general feeling of a grudgematch. Might i suggest this one: + Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI
3. You opened up a grudgematch op talking about how you were drinking semen. You are making it too easy.
On April 25 2012 13:10 hacklebeast wrote: yea, because grudgematches have a long prestigious history of careful diligence to make sure everything is taken in the proper context.
On April 25 2012 14:00 hacklebeast wrote: can't tell if you are asking me, or questioning my american spelling of "steaks" rather than "stakes".
Actually, I didn't even notice the typo till you pointed it out. ;;
well, in that case, I don't really care as long as it is something everyone can see afterwords, but If i had to think of something off the top of my head:
1. Winner of each set gets loser's signature rights for a month (regardless of overall match results)
2. because MLP was already introduced earlier in the thread, losing captain must sing an MLP song of winning capitan's choice. I sugest this one:+ Show Spoiler +
A three person panel consisting of the winning captain, me, and my cocaster will decide on whether it's good enough. (not looking for musical perfection, but if you mumble/ just talk normally/ start laughing 1/3 of the way through and just giggle for the rest of the song you need to do it over.)
On April 25 2012 14:00 hacklebeast wrote: can't tell if you are asking me, or questioning my american spelling of "steaks" rather than "stakes".
Actually, I didn't even notice the typo till you pointed it out. ;;
well, in that case, I don't really care as long as it is something everyone can see afterwords, but If i had to think of something off the top of my head:
1. Winner of each set gets loser's signature rights for a month (regardless of overall match results)
2. because MLP was already introduced earlier in the thread, losing captain must sing an MLP song of winning capitan's choice. I sugest this one:+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNrXMOSkBas
A three person panel consisting of the winning captain, me, and my cocaster will decide on whether it's good enough. (not looking for musical perfection, but if you mumble/ just talk normally/ start laughing 1/3 of the way through and just giggle for the rest of the song you need to do it over.)
Yeah, you have to belt your song out with pride!
Also, another one of the stakes is that you have to buy t-shirts for everyone on the opposing team that say "raise the steaks!"
On April 25 2012 14:00 hacklebeast wrote: can't tell if you are asking me, or questioning my american spelling of "steaks" rather than "stakes".
Actually, I didn't even notice the typo till you pointed it out. ;;
well, in that case, I don't really care as long as it is something everyone can see afterwords, but If i had to think of something off the top of my head:
1. Winner of each set gets loser's signature rights for a month (regardless of overall match results)
2. because MLP was already introduced earlier in the thread, losing captain must sing an MLP song of winning capitan's choice. I sugest this one:+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNrXMOSkBas
A three person panel consisting of the winning captain, me, and my cocaster will decide on whether it's good enough. (not looking for musical perfection, but if you mumble/ just talk normally/ start laughing 1/3 of the way through and just giggle for the rest of the song you need to do it over.)
I accept these terms. Number one should be if a player loses more than they win, they get their sig owned by the opposition.
On April 25 2012 14:36 ninazerg wrote: Yeah, you have to belt your song out with pride!
On April 25 2012 14:47 Eywa- wrote: I accept these terms. Number one should be if a player loses more than they win, they get their sig owned by the opposition.
Boom, there you have it. Everyone chastise the shit out of the loser if they don't follow through in a timely manner.
Wow an interesting-looking grudge match. More interestingly though, Eywa and nina are getting along pretty well.
My proposal:
- If Team Eywa loses, Eywa must get along with nina just as well for a month. He has to treat her well, must not oppose anything that nina says. In short, eywa becomes nina's manslave for a month. And Eywa's teammates get a free disneyland vacation for a week each.
- If Team Eywa wins, Eywa and nina are free to do whatever they want. TAKK members get a free disneyland vacation for a week each.
On April 25 2012 18:39 chrisolo wrote: I think it is a safe assumption that Eywa will go down 6-0 or something along this result.
Not to be to harsh, but (and since this is allowed) Eywa is totally trash in BW.
Let us make it harder, Team TAKK plays Mouse only to give Eywa a chance?
Cool talk, but I generally allow TAKK players to get a ling runby in to kill my main just to make it more challenging... Win rate still 100% with this occurrence.
On April 26 2012 02:31 randomKo_Orean wrote: This isn't a real grudgematch... this is lame.
Do not taint the name of grudgement for your blogging purposes.
Only grudgematch I'd accept from you is ninazerg vs Tesla.
I'm personally afraid that my cyberbullying would drive her to suicide, and I don't want that on my conscience for the rest of my life, like what happened with Shade[AoV].
@ EVERYONE ELSE
THE STAKES HAVE BEEN RAISED AGAIN
The loser will request to have their TL account nuked.
On April 25 2012 18:39 chrisolo wrote: I think it is a safe assumption that Eywa will go down 6-0 or something along this result.
Not to be to harsh, but (and since this is allowed) Eywa is totally trash in BW.
Let us make it harder, Team TAKK plays Mouse only to give Eywa a chance?
Cool talk, but I generally allow TAKK players to get a ling runby in to kill my main just to make it more challenging... Win rate still 100% with this occurrence.
Now you are saying that you allowed it, but we all know that our Ling Run-Bys would get in anyways and end the game 100%.
We can also make it like that: Bo11, if you win one map you win a set in the Bo11, but one guy from TAKK need to get three consecutive wins to win the set in the original Bo11. I think this is fair. Even you would luck in one map in 100.
On April 25 2012 18:39 chrisolo wrote: I think it is a safe assumption that Eywa will go down 6-0 or something along this result.
Not to be to harsh, but (and since this is allowed) Eywa is totally trash in BW.
Let us make it harder, Team TAKK plays Mouse only to give Eywa a chance?
Cool talk, but I generally allow TAKK players to get a ling runby in to kill my main just to make it more challenging... Win rate still 100% with this occurrence.
Now you are saying that you allowed it, but we all know that our Ling Run-Bys would get in anyways and end the game 100%.
We can also make it like that.
Bo11, if you win one map you win a set in the Bo11, but one guy from TAKK need to get three consecutive wins to win the set in the original Bo11. I think this is fair. Even you would luck in one map in 100.
Edit: What means nuked? Permbanned?
I'm sorry, I have proof behind my claim whereas you have none of yours. So... I'd say you're pretty much just. Fake and/or Gay.
On April 25 2012 18:39 chrisolo wrote: I think it is a safe assumption that Eywa will go down 6-0 or something along this result.
Not to be to harsh, but (and since this is allowed) Eywa is totally trash in BW.
Let us make it harder, Team TAKK plays Mouse only to give Eywa a chance?
Cool talk, but I generally allow TAKK players to get a ling runby in to kill my main just to make it more challenging... Win rate still 100% with this occurrence.
Now you are saying that you allowed it, but we all know that our Ling Run-Bys would get in anyways and end the game 100%.
We can also make it like that.
Bo11, if you win one map you win a set in the Bo11, but one guy from TAKK need to get three consecutive wins to win the set in the original Bo11. I think this is fair. Even you would luck in one map in 100.
Edit: What means nuked? Permbanned?
I'm sorry, I have proof behind my claim whereas you have none of yours. So... I'd say you're pretty much just. Fake and/or Gay.
On April 25 2012 18:39 chrisolo wrote: I think it is a safe assumption that Eywa will go down 6-0 or something along this result.
Not to be to harsh, but (and since this is allowed) Eywa is totally trash in BW.
Let us make it harder, Team TAKK plays Mouse only to give Eywa a chance?
Cool talk, but I generally allow TAKK players to get a ling runby in to kill my main just to make it more challenging... Win rate still 100% with this occurrence.
Now you are saying that you allowed it, but we all know that our Ling Run-Bys would get in anyways and end the game 100%.
We can also make it like that.
Bo11, if you win one map you win a set in the Bo11, but one guy from TAKK need to get three consecutive wins to win the set in the original Bo11. I think this is fair. Even you would luck in one map in 100.
Edit: What means nuked? Permbanned?
I'm sorry, I have proof behind my claim whereas you have none of yours. So... I'd say you're pretty much just. Fake and/or Gay.
I am Gay in the sense of happy
Happy that I will play Terran and still win :D
Maybe if you get the rest of your team to play the imbalanced/cowardly race, you might just win!
On April 25 2012 18:39 chrisolo wrote: I think it is a safe assumption that Eywa will go down 6-0 or something along this result.
Not to be to harsh, but (and since this is allowed) Eywa is totally trash in BW.
Let us make it harder, Team TAKK plays Mouse only to give Eywa a chance?
Cool talk, but I generally allow TAKK players to get a ling runby in to kill my main just to make it more challenging... Win rate still 100% with this occurrence.
Now you are saying that you allowed it, but we all know that our Ling Run-Bys would get in anyways and end the game 100%.
We can also make it like that: Bo11, if you win one map you win a set in the Bo11, but one guy from TAKK need to get three consecutive wins to win the set in the original Bo11. I think this is fair. Even you would luck in one map in 100.
Edit: What means nuked? Permbanned?
Yes, a nuke is a permban from Teamliquid for all of eternity. They will be banished to post on Gosugamers forever.
On April 25 2012 18:39 chrisolo wrote: I think it is a safe assumption that Eywa will go down 6-0 or something along this result.
Not to be to harsh, but (and since this is allowed) Eywa is totally trash in BW.
Let us make it harder, Team TAKK plays Mouse only to give Eywa a chance?
Cool talk, but I generally allow TAKK players to get a ling runby in to kill my main just to make it more challenging... Win rate still 100% with this occurrence.
Now you are saying that you allowed it, but we all know that our Ling Run-Bys would get in anyways and end the game 100%.
We can also make it like that: Bo11, if you win one map you win a set in the Bo11, but one guy from TAKK need to get three consecutive wins to win the set in the original Bo11. I think this is fair. Even you would luck in one map in 100.
Edit: What means nuked? Permbanned?
Yes, a nuke is a permban from Teamliquid for all of eternity. They will be banished to post on Gosugamers forever.
On April 25 2012 18:39 chrisolo wrote: I think it is a safe assumption that Eywa will go down 6-0 or something along this result.
Not to be to harsh, but (and since this is allowed) Eywa is totally trash in BW.
Let us make it harder, Team TAKK plays Mouse only to give Eywa a chance?
Cool talk, but I generally allow TAKK players to get a ling runby in to kill my main just to make it more challenging... Win rate still 100% with this occurrence.
Now you are saying that you allowed it, but we all know that our Ling Run-Bys would get in anyways and end the game 100%.
We can also make it like that: Bo11, if you win one map you win a set in the Bo11, but one guy from TAKK need to get three consecutive wins to win the set in the original Bo11. I think this is fair. Even you would luck in one map in 100.
Edit: What means nuked? Permbanned?
Yes, a nuke is a permban from Teamliquid for all of eternity. They will be banished to post on Gosugamers forever.
Permaban is harsh, but it won't be me so idgaf.
What if it IS you!? HUH? Is the prospect of that little tiny mushroom cloud too much for you to take in!?
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Klazart (1)
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Either Harem of drunk loose women or Fat Evil Tellytubby ^ (1)
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The entire WpWp clan (1)
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Kiante, but he gets hit in the face with a wiffle bat every time he swears... causing more anger? (1)
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Klazart (1)
10%
The next mod to ban me (1)
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Either Harem of drunk loose women or Fat Evil Tellytubby ^ (1)
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10 total votes
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(Vote): The entire WpWp clan (Vote): Nina on helium (Vote): LRM)Game w/ webcam showing him running on treadmill as he casts (Vote): LRM)Game w/ fart sound effect playing a few seconds after he says anything (Vote): Kiante, but he gets hit in the face with a wiffle bat every time he swears... causing more anger? (Vote): Klazart (Vote): Option 1 again (Vote): The next mod to ban me (Vote): Either Harem of drunk loose women or Fat Evil Tellytubby ^ (Vote): Ribbon, so that he can compare reavers to hellions for the sake of the sc2 viewers
Ya GM threads! Great excuse to BM everyone.
Hacklebeast, nOoNe and Game! Triple cast!
I don't understand why you'd want your friends to cast a grudgematch where you lose and get your TL account nuked.
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Klazart (1)
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Ya GM threads! Great excuse to BM everyone.
Hacklebeast, nOoNe and Game! Triple cast!
I don't understand why you'd want your friends to cast a grudgematch where you lose and get your TL account nuked.
Ur so bm...
1) Hacklebeast casts more foreign SC than anyone else - obvious choice
2) nOoNe casted ASL for Shimy and is part of ISL staff with me, pretty much neutral party
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The entire WpWp clan (1)
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Kiante, but he gets hit in the face with a wiffle bat every time he swears... causing more anger? (1)
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Klazart (1)
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The next mod to ban me (1)
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Either Harem of drunk loose women or Fat Evil Tellytubby ^ (1)
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(Vote): The entire WpWp clan (Vote): Nina on helium (Vote): LRM)Game w/ webcam showing him running on treadmill as he casts (Vote): LRM)Game w/ fart sound effect playing a few seconds after he says anything (Vote): Kiante, but he gets hit in the face with a wiffle bat every time he swears... causing more anger? (Vote): Klazart (Vote): Option 1 again (Vote): The next mod to ban me (Vote): Either Harem of drunk loose women or Fat Evil Tellytubby ^ (Vote): Ribbon, so that he can compare reavers to hellions for the sake of the sc2 viewers
Ya GM threads! Great excuse to BM everyone.
Hacklebeast, nOoNe and Game! Triple cast!
I don't understand why you'd want your friends to cast a grudgematch where you lose and get your TL account nuked.
Ur so bm...
1) Hacklebeast casts more foreign SC than anyone else - obvious choice
2) nOoNe casted ASL for Shimy and is part of ISL staff with me, pretty much neutral party
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The entire WpWp clan (1)
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Kiante, but he gets hit in the face with a wiffle bat every time he swears... causing more anger? (1)
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Klazart (1)
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The next mod to ban me (1)
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Either Harem of drunk loose women or Fat Evil Tellytubby ^ (1)
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Option 1 again (0)
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Ribbon, so that he can compare reavers to hellions for the sake of the sc2 viewers (0)
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10 total votes
Your vote: Who should be the caster?
(Vote): The entire WpWp clan (Vote): Nina on helium (Vote): LRM)Game w/ webcam showing him running on treadmill as he casts (Vote): LRM)Game w/ fart sound effect playing a few seconds after he says anything (Vote): Kiante, but he gets hit in the face with a wiffle bat every time he swears... causing more anger? (Vote): Klazart (Vote): Option 1 again (Vote): The next mod to ban me (Vote): Either Harem of drunk loose women or Fat Evil Tellytubby ^ (Vote): Ribbon, so that he can compare reavers to hellions for the sake of the sc2 viewers
Ya GM threads! Great excuse to BM everyone.
Hacklebeast, nOoNe and Game! Triple cast!
I don't understand why you'd want your friends to cast a grudgematch where you lose and get your TL account nuked.
Ur so bm...
1) Hacklebeast casts more foreign SC than anyone else - obvious choice
2) nOoNe casted ASL for Shimy and is part of ISL staff with me, pretty much neutral party
I watched a lot of the johny bravo / puppykiller grudgematch and found it hilarious! We need dates and schedules! And a professionally made overlay for this grudgematch.
We demand quality trolling and bm as well as creative aesthetics!
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Either Harem of drunk loose women or Fat Evil Tellytubby ^ (1)
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10 total votes
Your vote: Who should be the caster?
(Vote): The entire WpWp clan (Vote): Nina on helium (Vote): LRM)Game w/ webcam showing him running on treadmill as he casts (Vote): LRM)Game w/ fart sound effect playing a few seconds after he says anything (Vote): Kiante, but he gets hit in the face with a wiffle bat every time he swears... causing more anger? (Vote): Klazart (Vote): Option 1 again (Vote): The next mod to ban me (Vote): Either Harem of drunk loose women or Fat Evil Tellytubby ^ (Vote): Ribbon, so that he can compare reavers to hellions for the sake of the sc2 viewers
Ya GM threads! Great excuse to BM everyone.
Harem never talks.... so... Harem. with fold and kipsate.
On April 26 2012 16:22 chrisolo wrote: Serious-Mode on:
Permban is too much for either side imho.
I am fine with 6 months ban or something
6 months? Wait what?
Afraid?
6 months is good, so I do not need to think for my 1000th celebrating posts for a long time^^
Edit: Well doesnt matter at all, since we wont lose^^
3 month ban if I lose,
Rules - No ban dodging
Shimy has to write 1 blog dedicated to myself every 10 days for the next 3 months if he loses (his team can help)
Rules - No BM in the blog, No blog that makes fun of myself, Blog must dis either TAKK with a good mention of myself and/or complement myself and/or apologize to myself.
On April 28 2012 00:37 Eywa- wrote: Saturday evening after ISL happens to be my sole availability.
Bold words from a bold man.
"I WILL TAKE YOU ALL ON. I WILL FIGHT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU... provided that you have time on a Saturday evening, because my schedule is pretty much swamped right now..."
On April 28 2012 00:37 Eywa- wrote: Saturday evening after ISL happens to be my sole availability.
Bold words from a bold man.
"I WILL TAKE YOU ALL ON. I WILL FIGHT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU... provided that you have time on a Saturday evening, because my schedule is pretty much swamped right now..."
Indeed, though, even if I have less time than each and every one of them, I will still destroy them.