EPTThe following events have been scheduled for 2013.
IPL Moosjaw in southern Saskatuan: All competing players will receive an all expenses payed trip to moose jaw, they will also be payed a bit extra for the trouble of having to actually go to moose jaw.
GSL 2013 finals in otawa parliament: The priminister Steven Harper himself will be the commentator for this event. Spectators can look forward to droll high quality analysis being emitted from his custom cybernetic voice box at a rate of 3000 conservative rebuttals per minute.
Stephano vs korea show match: Korea has decided to prove once and for all that Stephano aint all that. Stephano will be competing against every Korean progamer who has ever demolished a foreign event(thereby leaving a thousand dollar hole in the global economy) in this 600 hour show match. If he wins over half of the all sets played he is dubbed king of a distant lava star we believe does in fact harbour zerg life. He also claims a prize pool of six trillion dollars.
Idra vs a wet towel show match: The wet towel begins the game with 600 hundred hallucinated voidrays, idra will not be told.
Chill versus... who? Showmatch: To be commented by day 9 and unamused TL mods.
Other non starcraft related events include a led zeppelin concert, an advanced screening of the hobbit, first contact with the asari, filming of a beaver themed episode of doctor who and the second coming of jesus chirst(this time he's Scottish!).
Three cheers for progress recognition and the great big north!
Heres a moose.
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