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gumshoe
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada3602 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-06 18:01:51
April 06 2012 17:54 GMT
#1
As you all no doubt have recently heard, the NASL finals will be held in Toronto, as a direct result of this landmark decision, the official board of cool shit has decreed that stuff may now actually happen in Canada.

The following events have been scheduled for 2013.

IPL Moosjaw in southern Saskatuan: All competing players will receive an all expenses payed trip to moose jaw, they will also be payed a bit extra for the trouble of having to actually go to moose jaw.

GSL 2013 finals in otawa parliament: The priminister Steven Harper himself will be the commentator for this event. Spectators can look forward to droll high quality analysis being emitted from his custom cybernetic voice box at a rate of 3000 conservative rebuttals per minute.

Stephano vs korea show match: Korea has decided to prove once and for all that Stephano aint all that. Stephano will be competing against every Korean progamer who has ever demolished a foreign event(thereby leaving a thousand dollar hole in the global economy) in this 600 hour show match. If he wins over half of the all sets played he is dubbed king of a distant lava star we believe does in fact harbour zerg life. He also claims a prize pool of six trillion dollars.

Idra vs a wet towel show match: The wet towel begins the game with 600 hundred hallucinated voidrays, idra will not be told.

Chill versus... who? Showmatch: To be commented by day 9 and unamused TL mods.

Other non starcraft related events include a led zeppelin concert, an advanced screening of the hobbit, first contact with the asari, filming of a beaver themed episode of doctor who and the second coming of jesus chirst(this time he's Scottish!).

Three cheers for progress recognition and the great big north!



Heres a moose.

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gumshoe bullshitting at 120%~~Prplz
Keon
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada16 Posts
April 06 2012 17:59 GMT
#2
Perfect. 10/10.
intotheheart
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada33091 Posts
April 06 2012 18:12 GMT
#3
GSL finals in the Parliament buildings?
kiss kiss fall in love
gumshoe
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada3602 Posts
April 06 2012 18:13 GMT
#4
On April 07 2012 03:12 IntoTheheart wrote:
GSL finals in the Parliament buildings?


Yes choose one of them.
gumshoe bullshitting at 120%~~Prplz
HackBenjamin
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada1094 Posts
April 06 2012 18:22 GMT
#5
I'm gonna get coffee-wasted on Tim Hortons
Thaniri
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
1264 Posts
April 06 2012 18:52 GMT
#6
I'll ride out on my dog sled and start putting newsletters in everyone's igloo.

Hopefully I don't die of the -50 degree temperature.
Amestir
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands2126 Posts
April 06 2012 18:53 GMT
#7
On April 07 2012 03:52 Thaniri wrote:
I'll ride out on my dog sled and start putting newsletters in everyone's igloo.

Hopefully I don't die of the -50 degree temperature.


Alright, this whole blog made me smile, but you just made me spill all my coffee. Well played :D
We know nothing.
Skilledblob
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany3392 Posts
April 06 2012 19:01 GMT
#8
On April 07 2012 03:52 Thaniri wrote:
I'll ride out on my dog sled and start putting newsletters in everyone's igloo.

Hopefully I don't die of the -50 degree temperature.


I thought you guys had ice road truckers everywhere?
cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-06 19:07:27
April 06 2012 19:06 GMT
#9
DON'T FORGET THE MILK BAGS LOL

edit: couldn't stop my self ; )
Greed leads to just about all losses.
Wasteweiser
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada522 Posts
April 06 2012 19:25 GMT
#10
All players will also be proved free husky slay rides from the airport/hotel, to the event and vice versa. Make sure to dress warmly, we canadians only know cold!
Obitus.243
intotheheart
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada33091 Posts
April 06 2012 19:32 GMT
#11
Wait I just realized something, how is Stephano vs. Korea even remotely relevant to Canada or Canadians?
kiss kiss fall in love
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
April 06 2012 20:00 GMT
#12
I don't.....what?

(Someone should take MVP lobster boat fishing in PEI)
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
Skilledblob
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany3392 Posts
April 06 2012 20:41 GMT
#13
On April 07 2012 04:32 IntoTheheart wrote:
Wait I just realized something, how is Stephano vs. Korea even remotely relevant to Canada or Canadians?


because Stephano is the best american?
Coramoor
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada455 Posts
April 06 2012 20:52 GMT
#14
you should learn to spell our cities and provinces, and prime minister
dAPhREAk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Nauru12397 Posts
April 06 2012 21:04 GMT
#15
On April 07 2012 05:52 Coramoor wrote:
you should learn to spell our cities and provinces, and prime minister

just fucking LOL. best response. ;-)
Durp
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada3117 Posts
April 06 2012 21:04 GMT
#16
On April 07 2012 05:52 Coramoor wrote:
you should learn to spell our cities and provinces, and prime minister

Indeed. He lost me at Moosjaw. He even wrote moose later in the article. Cereal?
SOOOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOoo Many BANELINGS!!
The_LiNk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada863 Posts
April 06 2012 21:23 GMT
#17
I do not doubt there is a position of priminister held by a Steven Harper in Canada.
Fischbacher
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada666 Posts
April 06 2012 21:24 GMT
#18
GSL final on Parliament Hill would be awesome. Make it happen O.o
gumshoe
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada3602 Posts
April 06 2012 21:31 GMT
#19
For the record I have not been to moose jaw, I have also not learned how to write yet. So there.
gumshoe bullshitting at 120%~~Prplz
gumshoe
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada3602 Posts
April 06 2012 21:32 GMT
#20
Also I'm just saying when people have the choice to host stuff in the us or canada, unless they're canadian they usually do it in america.
gumshoe bullshitting at 120%~~Prplz
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
April 06 2012 21:58 GMT
#21
i hope they sell lots of bags of milk at the event
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
April 06 2012 23:52 GMT
#22
moosejaw lol
Wafflelisk
Profile Joined October 2011
Canada1061 Posts
April 06 2012 23:55 GMT
#23
On April 07 2012 03:52 Thaniri wrote:
I'll ride out on my dog sled and start putting newsletters in everyone's igloo.

Hopefully I don't die of the -50 degree temperature.


Since there's only 1 town in Canada, I know you're talking about the same place I live, so would you please bring by my case of Kraft Dinner? I want to get loaded up before I get snowed in again. Thank you, kind neighboU (lol put that in there cuz it lookz funni) r. <3

PS. the Thompsons are out of town (some place called Meksiko??? so please skip their igloo.
Waffles > Pancakes
Th0R
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada359 Posts
April 07 2012 00:36 GMT
#24
Sweet OMG IPL Moose Jaw cannot wait! Also its spelled Saskatchewan, not Saskatuan.
Protoss Player | @ScThoR_ | www.Twitch.tv/ScThoR | Business Student and Entrepreneur
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
April 07 2012 00:39 GMT
#25
I expect the Canadian population would triple with the influx of foreign nationals.

J/K
Logic is Overrated
EngrishTeacher
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
Canada1109 Posts
April 07 2012 00:40 GMT
#26
Ahahaha you had me until GSL 2013 with Harper commentating.
ZeromuS
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada13389 Posts
April 07 2012 00:58 GMT
#27
On April 07 2012 09:39 Newbistic wrote:
I expect the Canadian population would triple with the influx of foreign nationals.

J/K


Most of Canada is foreign nationals. There are a ton of people who are immigrants.
StrategyRTS forever | @ZeromuS_plays | www.twitch.tv/Zeromus_
goldendwarf
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada170 Posts
April 07 2012 01:10 GMT
#28
great thread, love how you misspelled stuff , moosjaw made me rofl.
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-07 02:08:46
April 07 2012 02:08 GMT
#29
5/5 for the moose, fellow half canadian here .
EDIT: i have a friend there who plays some sort of high level highschool hockey there, so I actually am excited for this.
User was warned for too many mimes.
Versailles
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada108 Posts
April 07 2012 03:40 GMT
#30
This was good. Can't wait for IPL Moose Jaw! :D
Crazyeyes
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1342 Posts
April 07 2012 04:02 GMT
#31
Hopefully we'll get some events on the other side. I'd love to go to something here in BC! :D
WeeEEeeEEEeeEEEeeeEEee!!
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