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Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
January 19 2012 03:45 GMT
#41
A few years ago, I was at the bank with my mother and a man who looked homeless walked up to us, crying, and said he hadn't had anything to eat in days. My mom gave him $2. A few days later I was doing the groceries and I saw him buying beer.
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46558 Posts
January 19 2012 03:50 GMT
#42
Pretty sure you're not legally bound to tip her.

And by pretty sure I mean absolutely certain, and that you should punch her in the face/ throw mayonnaise at her next time she annoys the hell out of you.

You have better things to do, like browse TL. What's crazy newspaper lady thinking? Jesus.
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HULKAMANIA
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States1219 Posts
January 19 2012 04:10 GMT
#43
There is no such thing as a compulsory tip for an unsolicited and free-of-charge newspaper delivery service. There is also no reason to let yourself be bullied around by people on your doorstep.

The best strategy in such situations is to be polite and assertive and to remember that you have every right to simply close the door. There is no need to disrespect even uninvited individuals, and there is no need to countenance it if they disrespect you. You will be annoyed at the intrusion; they will call you a douche under their breath as they exit your step; and thirty minutes later neither of you will even remember one another—provided that you calmly terminate the encounter rather than let it grow into increasingly dramatic blossoms of absurdity.

I give it about two instances of "but wait!" and then I hit them with the old "I appreciate you stopping by, but I'm not interested."

*click*
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Deleted User 135096
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3624 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-19 04:21:23
January 19 2012 04:20 GMT
#44
You were very nice in actually giving her any money, however, I do think you got scammed based on how persistent she was. You told her that you don't read the paper, and that you did not pay for the service nor would you use it, therefore you shouldn't need to tip, and that should have been the end of it...

As for getting them off your back, there isn't really a way to not be rude in some way, just plainly tell them no, and close the door. You could also have said "I'm sorry but I'm not going to tip you for a service that I'm not going to use", and just end the conversation there. If she, or anyone, becomes more insistent or belligerent about it, they're off the reservation at that point.

Reminds me of phone solicitations, I usually politely interrupt them to tell them I'm not interested and then hang up.
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Spray
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States402 Posts
January 19 2012 04:28 GMT
#45
Slam the door in that beotch's face yo
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BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
January 19 2012 04:30 GMT
#46
On January 19 2012 11:03 MaRiNe23 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 19 2012 10:54 RedJustice wrote:
On January 19 2012 10:50 Billd wrote:
On January 19 2012 10:48 heha wrote:
On January 19 2012 10:42 Billd wrote:
I have a good story that is relevant.

A homeless man came to my door (at the end of a hallway on the 14th floor of an apartment mind you). I probably should have looked through the peep-hole first but opened without thinking. He handed me a card that read "I am deaf. I am handing out these cards hoping for change" or something along those lines because he cannot speak, of course.

I knew I had a loonie (1 dollar coin) on my desk so I handed it to him. He then proceeded to say "Nice apartment" perfectly clear and walked off.

TT


Deaf people can speak... It's possible it was an accident which impaired his hearing sometime in his life after he learnt speech.


To me, handing me a card with a message on it was to imply he could not speak. He also pointed at his mouth to motion he could not when I first opened the door.


Yeahhhhh anyone with a card like that is either not deaf or is deaf and just a lazy fuck. Deaf people can easily get a job.

EDIT: Also wtf is wrong with you op? Say no, go away, and slam the door in her face.

I don't know..I just have a hard time saying no. And the reason why I don't believe it was a complete scam was because I called em back to make sure and they confirmed that they indeed have ppl out there doing this at the begining of every college semester. And she also gave me a card that is full of discounts to restaurants like IHOP, dominos pizza, sonic, Little Caesars, Church's chicken, etc.


Did you mention that their worker was demanding tips? It probably was her job to do that but it probably wasn't her job to ask for tips. She was probably doing that on her own accord to make a little extra cash.
L_Master
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States8017 Posts
January 19 2012 04:47 GMT
#47
On January 19 2012 10:33 MaRiNe23 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 19 2012 10:26 heha wrote:
:/ Sounds to me like you don't know when to put your foot down? I understand you're trying to be polite, but there is a difference between being polite and not being able to say no. The idea of them delivering a newspaper to your doorstep regardless of whether you want it or not seems a bit peculiar to me... But the idea that you HAVE to tip her for it if you didn't sign up for this service seems ridiculous. Sounds to me like:

1. You need to learn how to say no, and realise that it doesn't necessarily mean you're being rude.

2. You got scammed hard :/

If they keep on being persistent do I say NO in a more firm voice or wtf do i do seroiulsy this lady kept on saying the mail is coming to me no matter what. And how do I tell if they are like an imposter or something..

And she wanted a 1$ tip for delivering newspaper every sunday or I can give her 10$ up front. And I gave her my name and signed some form and gave her my number and she obviously knows my address and apartment number. If she don't have my credit card number or social security number I should be fine right?


You just tell her no, I don't want the paper, no you are not getting tips. If she persists you say goodbye and close the door. Obviously she can't force you to tip her, so just tell her no and go about your business. Is she won't leave you alone after you say no your not even being rude by closing the door in her face.
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Kamais Ookin
Profile Joined January 2012
Canada591 Posts
January 19 2012 05:06 GMT
#48
I've never heard of giving tips to someone who demanded it. Tips are earned, not demanded. If I were you and the circle-argument was going on forever I'd just tell her to fuck off and close the door.
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 19 2012 05:11 GMT
#49
On January 19 2012 12:50 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
throw mayonnaise at her

On January 19 2012 12:50 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
throw mayonnaise at her

On January 19 2012 12:50 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
throw mayonnaise at her

do it
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eddoo
Profile Joined March 2010
30 Posts
January 19 2012 05:14 GMT
#50
Lol a sucker is born every minute. Next time close the door. If it makes you feel any better, she might remember you as a good target and be back in a month or 2.
Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
January 19 2012 05:17 GMT
#51
Nothing annoys me more than sanctimonious bastards who think tip is mandatory. Comes across one of those once in a while. By the way, thanks Grobyc! Didn't know big tag stacked.
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iSometric
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
2221 Posts
January 19 2012 05:22 GMT
#52
Are you at UH? Jw, because I think my friend rejected someone like this lolol.
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tissue
Profile Joined April 2009
Malaysia441 Posts
January 19 2012 05:27 GMT
#53
On January 19 2012 10:42 Billd wrote:
I have a good story that is relevant.

A homeless man came to my door (at the end of a hallway on the 14th floor of an apartment mind you). I probably should have looked through the peep-hole first but opened without thinking. He handed me a card that read "I am deaf. I am handing out these cards hoping for change" or something along those lines because he cannot speak, of course.

I knew I had a loonie (1 dollar coin) on my desk so I handed it to him. He then proceeded to say "Nice apartment" perfectly clear and walked off.

TT


You've got the card on you anyway, might as well try the same thing on some other guy on another floor.
MaRiNe23
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States747 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-19 06:11:56
January 19 2012 05:43 GMT
#54
On January 19 2012 14:22 iSometric wrote:
Are you at UH? Jw, because I think my friend rejected someone like this lolol.

No I go to Texas A&M University. rofl it's so funny cuz after she gave me $5 back, I heard her say "shiit"(imagine dave chapelle saying it with the short "i" it was exactly identical)in the background cuz i kept coming back saying i dont read the newspaper. she got so tired of my nagging LOL

ima just let her keep the $5 and just take this as a valuable lesson learned and say NO in the future. i think $5 is a relatively small price to pay..i had to pay $100 one time for getting my car towed but that's for another blog -_-
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Yergidy
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2107 Posts
January 19 2012 06:07 GMT
#55
On January 19 2012 10:48 heha wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 19 2012 10:42 Billd wrote:
I have a good story that is relevant.

A homeless man came to my door (at the end of a hallway on the 14th floor of an apartment mind you). I probably should have looked through the peep-hole first but opened without thinking. He handed me a card that read "I am deaf. I am handing out these cards hoping for change" or something along those lines because he cannot speak, of course.

I knew I had a loonie (1 dollar coin) on my desk so I handed it to him. He then proceeded to say "Nice apartment" perfectly clear and walked off.

TT


Deaf people can speak... It's possible it was an accident which impaired his hearing sometime in his life after he learnt speech.

No, deaf people can't hear themselves talk, their words start to slur and after a while they can't talk at all.
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FlyingToilet
Profile Joined August 2011
United States840 Posts
January 19 2012 06:59 GMT
#56
This almost reminds me of walking into menards on a windy day, and old dude walks out next to me with a shower door (glass) it flies right out of his hands and he turns and looks at me and says you broke my door now you owe me money. i proceeded to laugh in his face in front of my friends and when he got all hard ass on me i said u mad bro? He even got the manager on me and had me watch a video of him braking his own shit and turning to yell at me. It was the funniest trip to a department store i have ever had lul!!!!
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Subversive
Profile Joined October 2009
Australia2229 Posts
January 19 2012 07:06 GMT
#57
I have no idea how things are done in the states but this feels like an obvious scam.
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iSometric
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
2221 Posts
January 19 2012 07:12 GMT
#58
On January 19 2012 14:43 MaRiNe23 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 19 2012 14:22 iSometric wrote:
Are you at UH? Jw, because I think my friend rejected someone like this lolol.

No I go to Texas A&M University. rofl it's so funny cuz after she gave me $5 back, I heard her say "shiit"(imagine dave chapelle saying it with the short "i" it was exactly identical)in the background cuz i kept coming back saying i dont read the newspaper. she got so tired of my nagging LOL

ima just let her keep the $5 and just take this as a valuable lesson learned and say NO in the future. i think $5 is a relatively small price to pay..i had to pay $100 one time for getting my car towed but that's for another blog -_-

Lol my friend said he decided to act the opposite of his asianess and slam the door in the person's face.

Plus no one reads Houston Chronicle below the age of 40 lol.
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acrimoneyius
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States983 Posts
January 19 2012 07:16 GMT
#59
"You can get the tip of my foot to your ass if you don't leave now."
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
January 19 2012 07:30 GMT
#60
It's just like a real life version of those spam emails.

Dear sir,
I am from Nigeria and I am the grandson of the King Solomon and have free newspaper for you. Could you please tip me on my online bank account ? The newspaper will be delivered no matter what. Please do not close your door, and do no not forget to tip me.


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