For Christmas, here's what I've set up so far:
For one of my brothers (he's 19), instead of buying him a "Merry Christmas" card, I bought him a random "Congratulations on your adoption!" card, and taped this picture on the inside:
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Yes, his favorite SC2 player is Sheth
I then bought him a ridiculous variety pack of condoms and some other cheap NSFW products, put them in a box, put that box in a box, put that box in a box, and put that box in a box. Four boxes total, each one individually wrapped in wrapping paper. On the outside of the smallest box, I taped two giant trollfaces.
For the youngest brother (he's 17), I bought him a "Congratulations, you're 3!" Disney princess birthday card, and the new TL Zerg shirt he asked me for. However, I'm going to remove the TL shirt and throw in an undershirt instead (dirty? ketchup-stained? haven't figured it out completely yet). Then afterwards I'll probably hand him the Zerg shirt
Man, I love the holidays ♥
EDIT: Almost at 10K posts- no idea if I should do anything special for that o.o