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Nikon
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bulgaria5710 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-24 13:21:05
December 24 2011 12:29 GMT
#1
Dashing through the maps
With a one gate robo play
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on goon legs ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A harassing song tonight

Oh, cheongmal bells, cheongmal bells
Cheongmal all the way
Oh, what fun it is to drop
With a one gate robo play
Cheongmal bells, cheongmal bells
Cheongmal all the way
Oh, what fun it is to drop
With a one gate robo play

A game or two ago
I thought I'd make a drop
And soon two zealots light
Were seated by my side
The drop was fast and hard
Mine fields got the lots
We hit another dud scarab
And then we got downshot

Oh, cheongmal bells, cheongmal bells
Cheongmal all the way
Oh, what fun it is to drop
With a one gate robo play
Cheongmal bells, cheongmal bells
Cheongmal all the way
Oh, what fun it is to drop
With a one gate robo play yeah

Oh, cheongmal bells, cheongmal bells
Cheongmal all the way
Oh, what fun it is to drop
With a one gate robo play
Cheongmal bells, cheongmal bells
Cheongmal all the way
Oh, what fun it is to drop
With a one gate robo play

****
RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-24 12:43:30
December 24 2011 12:36 GMT
#2
Please make this into a real song.

I shall put it up as my Xmas list for 2011 behind Santa baby by TB

+ Show Spoiler +
I sad now
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
Nikon
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bulgaria5710 Posts
December 24 2011 12:40 GMT
#3
Rudolph, the red-nosed reaver
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.

All of the other reavers
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reaver drops.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Stork came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my drops tonight?"

Then all the reavers loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed reaver,
you'll go down in history!
Stratos
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Czech Republic6104 Posts
December 24 2011 13:06 GMT
#4
+. Nice job :D
En Taro Violet
Nikon
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bulgaria5710 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-24 17:14:25
December 24 2011 13:08 GMT
#5
Twas the night before Protossmas, when all through the base
Not a creature was stirring, not even a probe.
The stockings were hung by the pylons with care,
In hopes that St Tassadar soon would be there.

The shuttles were nestled all snug in their bays,
While visions of zealot bombs danced in their heads.
An arbiter in his stasis field, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the expo there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the wallin I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a wraith, and eight tinny dropships painted as deer.

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be Jung Myun Hoon.
More rapid than eagles his vultures they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner and Blitzen!
To the back of the minerals! to the back of the base!
Now micro away! Micro away! Micro away all!"

As vultures that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with a mineral, mine trick through the side.
So up to the gateways the vultures they flew,
With the dropships full of more, and Jung Myun Hoon too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The thumping and bumping of each frag grenade.
As I rushed in my base, and was trying to flank,
Down the chimney Jung Myun Hoon came with a tank.

He was dressed all in orange, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of vultures he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the skin of his face was as white as the snow.

The stump of a medal he held tight in his teeth,
And the its chain encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a slender face and ten long fingers,
That shook when he laughed, like a collection of strings!

He was tall and thin, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know that all my probes were dead.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And mined all the gateways, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

He sprang to his dropships, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Protossmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
Hyde
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia14568 Posts
December 24 2011 13:13 GMT
#6
lol, these are great

The Turrets firing look so frightful
But the Reaver Drop is delightful
The Reaver fires off a Scarab
Let it blow, let it blow, let it blow

The harass shows no sign of stopping
That Mineral line needs harassing
That magnificent blue ball glow
Let it blow, let it blow, let it blow

When the enemy units arrive
Oh I hate it when I'm forced to leave
But if you micro hard tonight
Oh there won't be much to fight, hey!

Now the enemy is slowly dying
You get to read some offensive writing
But as long as he's not willing to go
Let it blow, let it blow, let it blow

Merry Christmas TL <3
Because when you left, Brood War was all spotlights and titans. Now, with the death of the big leagues, Brood War has moved to the basements and carparks. Now, Brood War is unlicensed brawls, lost teeth, and bloody fights for fistfulls of money - SirJolt
cvt
Profile Joined November 2011
United States192 Posts
December 24 2011 13:23 GMT
#7
Hahahahahaha. I usually never find Starcraft humor amusing but this is awesome. Merry Christmas !
Nikon
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bulgaria5710 Posts
December 24 2011 13:24 GMT
#8
Frosty the archon was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal.
Frosty the archon is a fairy tale, they say,
He was made of templar but the children
Know how he came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in that
Old silk hat they found.
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around.
O, Frosty the archon
Was alive as he could be,
And the children say he could laugh
And play just the same as you and me.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty attack.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
That whole muta stack.

Frosty the archon knew
The swarm was out that day,
So he said, "Let's run and
We'll have some fun
Now before I get sniped away."
Down to the expo,
With a lightning in his hand,
Running here and there all
Around the square saying,
Catch me if you can.
He led them down the Beltway map
Right to the sunken wall.
And he only paused a moment when
He heard the zerlgings fall
For Frosty the archon
Had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye saying,
"Don't you cry,
I'll be back again some day."
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty attack.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
That whole muta stack.
RelZo
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Hungary397 Posts
December 24 2011 13:38 GMT
#9
LOL, nice ones
a choboling
Nikon
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bulgaria5710 Posts
December 24 2011 13:51 GMT
#10
How The Dong Stole Tossmas

Every Toss
Down in Toss-ville
Liked Tossmas a lot...

But the Dong,
Who lived just North of Toss-ville,
Did NOT!

The Dong hated Tossmas! The whole Tossmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his head wasn't screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

But,
Whatever the reason,
His heart or his shoes,
He stood there on Tossmas Eve, hating the Toss,
Staring down from his cave with a sour, Dongy frown
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every Who down in Toss-ville beneath
Was busy now, hanging a mistleoe wreath.

"And they're hanging their stockings!" he snarled with a sneer.
"Tomorrow is Tossmas! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his dong fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find a way to keep Tossmas from coming!"
For, tomorrow, he knew...

...All the Toss girls and boys
Would wake up bright and early. They'd rush for their toys!
And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
That's one thing he hated! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!

Then the Toss, young and old, would sit down to a feast.
And they'd feast! And they'd feast!
And they'd FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!
They would start on Toss-pudding, and rare Toss-roast-beast
Which was something the Dong couldn't stand in the least!

And THEN
They'd do something he liked least of all!
Every Toss down in Toss-ville, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, with Tossmas bells ringing.
They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the Toss would start singing!

They'd sing! And they'd sing!
AND they'd SING! SING! SING! SING!
And the more the Dong thought of the Toss-Tossmas-Sing
The more the Dong thought, "I must stop this whole thing!
"Why for fifty-three years I've put up with it now!
I MUST stop Tossmas from coming!
...But HOW?"

Then he got an idea!
An awful idea!
THE DONG
GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!

"I know just what to do!" The Dong laughed in his throat.
And he made a quick Santy Nal_rA hat and a coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Dongy trick!
"With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like Saint Nal_rA!"

"All I need is a reaver..."
The Dong looked around.
But since reavers are scarce, there was none to be found.
Did that stop the old Dong...?
No! The Dong simply said,
"If I can't find a reaver, I'll make one instead!"
So he called his ling Max. Then he took some red thread
And he tied a big shell on top of his head.

THEN
He loaded some bags
And some old empty sacks
On a ramshakle shuttle
And he hitched up old Max.

Then the Dong said, "Giddyap!"
And the shuttle started down
Toward the homes where the Toss
Lay a-snooze in their town.

All their windows were dark. Quiet snow filled the air.
All the Toss were all dreaming sweet dreams without care
When he came to the first house in the square.
"This is stop number one," The old Dongy rA hissed
And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.

Then he slid down the chimney. A rather tight pinch.
But if Tassadar could do it, then so could the Dong.
He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue
Where the little Who stockings all hung in a row.
"These stockings," he grinned, "are the first things to go!"

Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,
Around the whole room, and he took every present!
Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums!
Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And plums!
And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Dong, very nimbly,
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney!

Then he slunk to the icebox. He took the Toss' feast!
He took the Toss-pudding! He took the roast beast!
He cleaned out that icebox as quick as Flash.
Why, that Dong even took their last can of Toss-hash!

Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee.
"And NOW!" grinned the Dong, "I will stuff up the tree!"

And the Dong grabbed the tree, and he started to shove
When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.
He turned around fast, and he saw a small probe!
Little Cindy-Lou Toss, who was not more than two.

The Dong had been caught by this little Toss daughter
Who'd got out of bed for a cup of cold water.
She stared at the Dong and said, "Santy Nal_rA, why,
"Why are you taking our Christmas tree? WHY?"

But, you know, that old Dong was so smart and so slick
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Nal_rA lied,
"There's a light on this tree that won't light on one side.
"So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear.
"I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here."

And his fib fooled the child. Then he patted her head
And he got her a drink and he sent he to bed.
And when Cindy-Lou Toss went to bed with her cup,
HE went to the chimney and stuffed the tree up!

Then the last thing he took
Was the log for their fire.
Then he went up the chimney himself, the old liar.
On their walls he left nothing but hooks, and some wire.

And the one speck of food
The he left in the house
Was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.


Then
He did the same thing
To the other Toss' houses

Leaving crumbs
Much too small
For the other Toss' mouses!

It was quarter past dawn...
All the Toss, still a-bed
All the Toss, still a-snooze
When he packed up his shuttle,
Packed it up with their presents! The ribbons! The wrappings!
The tags! And the tinsel! The trimmings! The trappings!

Three thousand feet up! Up the side of Sin-Chupung Jaedong,
He rode to the tiptop to dump it!
"Pooh-pooh to the Toss!" he was dong-ish-ly humming.
"They're finding out now that no Tossmas is coming!
"They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!
"Their mouths will hang open a minute or two
"The all the Toss down in Toss-ville will all cry BOO-HOO!"

"That's a noise," grinned the Dong,
"That I simply must hear!"
So he paused. And the Dong put a hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.
It started in low. Then it started to grow...

But the sound wasn't sad!
Why, this sound sounded merry!
It couldn't be so!
But it WAS merry! VERY!

He stared down at Toss-ville!
The Grinch popped his eyes!
Then he shook!
What he saw was a shocking surprise!

Every Toss down in Toss-ville, the tall and the small,
Was singing! Without any presents at all!
He HADN'T stopped Tossmas from coming!
IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!

And the Dong, with his Dong-feet ice-cold in the snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?
It came without ribbons! It came without tags!
"It came without packages, boxes or bags!"
And he puzzled three hours, `till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Dong thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a store.
"Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!"

And what happened then...?
Well...in Toss-ville they say
That the Dong's small heart
Grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight,
He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light
And he brought back the toys! And the food for the feast!
And he...

...HE HIMSELF...!
The Dong carved the roast beast!
nepeta
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
1872 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-24 16:56:12
December 24 2011 16:32 GMT
#11
Dong rest you merry gentlezerg,
Let nothing you dismay,
For Lee Jae Dong and Savior,
Will rape protoss this day,
And save us all from Youngho's power
When all were gone astray:
O tidings, of muta and ling,
Lurker and ling,
O tidings of ultra swarm and ling.

Serve the hive ^^
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puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3126 Posts
December 24 2011 16:54 GMT
#12
On December 25 2011 01:32 nepeta wrote:
Dong rest you merry gentlezerg,
Let nothing you dismay,
For Lee Jae Dong and Savior,
Will rape toss ass this day,
To save us all from Youngho's power
When all were gone astray:
O tidings, of muta and ling,
Lurker and ling,
O tidings of ultra swarm and ling.

Serve the hive ^^


haha nice one!
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