EPTFirst, a little background. I know I said I wasn't writing this for anybody smart, but if you're going to read it, I might as well give you the facts.
I'm a rank 1 bronze player. Don't give me shit about it. Don't say "Oh ho ho, this fuckin' guy thinks he's so bad, RANK ONE BRONZE EH? I got that heavenly knowledge from iNcontroL already, but I need it from you so I can actually understand it. (To be fair, though, he asked me what rank I was, and I answered rank 1 because I thought that's what he meant. I didn't know I was bronze. It was in a 4v4 I played when he was streaming during thanksgiving break. Not hating on him either, I was sleepy and off-racing at the time. If you're reading this iNcontroL, I <3 you and your smarts.) I tell you what rank I am because low bronze and high bronze is a lot different. Trust me.
Somehow I am a senior in high school. Don't give me shit about that either. Don't say "Oh ho ho, this fuckin' guy thinks he's so dumb, he's a SENIOR, this guy must not have life figured out." Fuck those people. I hate it when I mention my discontent about something that is legitimately awesome and some dumbass "adult" says "Why don't you move out then while you don't know anything." Fuck you for eternity, jackass.
I swear a lot. People say that swearing is a "weak" mind (whatever that is) lacking the words to express themselves intelligently or some garbage like that. It's a truckload of smart shit. I think I'm really smart. I hesitate to say i'm a genius, partly because i still don't know my IQ, partly because i can't capitalize these "i"'s, and partly because I know there's always someone who's going to be smarter than me. But i'm really smart. I got a 1930 on my most recent SAT. I only know one other person at my school who got a higher score, and she did better on the writing, but without writing, I beat her by a mile because life doesn't require writing. I got a 1350 without writing shit. But I'm not bragging, I'm simply saying that so that you know I swear because i enjoy it, not because my vocabulary is weak, and who cares that I went off topic and am about to write a gigantic paragraph that will make your eyes hurt.
That's it about me. Now about everyone else. As you may have read in the title, everyone is smarter than me. I'm sick of people. They are shitty, oftentimes just to be shitty. I've been in classes before where I'll give an answer and everyone including the teacher will tell me i'm wrong. But I don't think I am. For example, when the teacher says the world is round I argue that it is an oval. This is kind of a setup for my big rant, I hate school and the smarter people in it.
Don't say "You should drop out ololol". Escpecially don't say "You should drop out trolololol" I hate fucking hipster faggots that use the word troll to apply to everything. I hate smart people in esports who use the word troll when trolling is obviously not happening. If a microphone shits out, the mic is not "trolling you". Fuck off. But I digress. The school I go to is shitty. We have about seven janitors and the campus is pretty small, yet there is garbage fucking EVERYWHERE. The janitors drive around in golf carts all day not accomplishing any educational shit. Like, what the fuck. I hate it when I take a class and I'm not smart enough to realize what my smart teacher actually taught. Like I'm legitimately thinking that i'm more intelligent than the person that teaches the class. I mean, I don't even know what the fucking word "NO" means. This year I decided not to take any hard science classes, because I hate science, it is full of fucking smart people. So my smart guidance councilor told me to take Earth Space Science, because he said that shit was "easy as your mother". Yes, my guidance councilor is a baller. So I took the class. What I didn't know is that when he said easy, he actually meant AP coloring and arts and crafts. Like, fucking instead of doing experiments, we make posters about experiments. Instead of her lecturing at any length, she reads off a shitty powerpoint she downloaded off the internet or shows a video. She teaches things I still don't comprehend. Before thanksgiving break, she had us watch the hit scientific docu-drama "The Day After Tomorrow". No lie. And she gave us questions, which asked us about how these events would play out in real-life. But I hadn't learned anything about it. I'm a fucking moron. And to make it even worse, no other people complain about how hard the class is. It's fucking easy to everyone else. I don't ever do anything that takes me more than five minutes, and I make a B in the class because the teacher understands that have problems. I mean, I hate how "honors" doesn't even mean anything any more because all it does is make me feel dumber. I may have taken the class because it was easy, but I still expected to LEARN in it without TRYING. But apparently gaining knowledge without working for it is an unreasonable expectation from life.
Honestly, I could go on, but I'll leave it at that for now. If you enjoyed reading this(and didn't mock me), i'll be posting more rants in the future, and if you didn't enjoy reading this, I didn't write it for your enjoyment, so fuck off brainiacs.
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