Educational: How to troll your brother - Page 2

On November 08 2011 14:30 mizU wrote:
Why would you eat the cat?

On November 08 2011 21:42 ImDrizzt wrote:


I can see how the cat would be annoyed by that lol, but it's not what it looks like.

On November 08 2011 07:53 ImDrizzt wrote:
PPS, now it's just a cool story. I told this story last on the 14th of October 2011 when I met his new gf for the first time. (She was pretty awesome, she doesn't drink, likes to ride, and she likes my stories).

On November 09 2011 08:26 wherebugsgo wrote:


Likes to ride, eh?

Hahahahah wtf

Great blog

On November 09 2011 08:09 TheToast wrote:
I'm not sure whether this story is awesome or scary.

But it's cool that you can laugh about it now. Did you guys ever tell your mom the truth?

On November 09 2011 08:45 ImDrizzt wrote:


I have a super shitty lol, close to non-existing relationship with my mom. She had me by accident when she was like 15-16, and after that she took no further education, she also split when I was around 8-9. So I only have a strong bond with my dad and she's just "there".

I do say hi and stuff when we meet, but I don't "feel" anything. And we have virtually nothing to talk about. I moved with them to be close to my siblings and maybe rebond with my mother, but she has nothing to offer, so I left after I had gotten Rank 14.

Last time I met her, I was at the hospital. I was sitting in a waiting room, waiting to get my shoulder scanned reading a book. Close to me was the TV, but I don't really watch TV.

She came, I said, oh, hii lol. What's up lol.
She started going on about something I didn't pay attention to, then she asked what I was watching on the TV. I said, oh, I wasn't watching, I was reading in this book.

To this she bursts out laughing like I was making a joke, I look down on it. No I was actually reading, look.
And she goes

"oh, like, is it a movie made to a book or something?"

I go "No, it's about body language. Like notice when you came to close, I took a step back, I have this invisible thingy around me, I like to keep people atleast 1,2 meters away".

Now she ignores me, confident I'm pulling her leg, and she goes "awhh you always like to make fun of me haha. Now tell me, what were you watching".

Now I give up, and I said, uhm, Paradise Hotell was just on, that show is soooo good.

And there "blam" we bonded, she goes "yesssss it is" and she starts naming names, going on about some swedish guy who she had seen his dick on the telly, and he had first said he loved this one girl, then another, was such a bad ass, but then when he got caught, he started crying.

Around this point I was starting to get exhausted and had zoned out, so her words seem to disappear and I don't remember anything after that. Thankfully a few minutes later I had to go in the examination room. (yay).