Ching Chang Chong

On October 13 2011 01:22 m4gdelen4 wrote:
Ask him to repeat every sentence after he says it. Take good notes.

On October 13 2011 01:30 caradoc wrote:
Was he lecturing on the lyrics to this by any chance?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruZHX6jlz-8&feature=related

On October 13 2011 01:50 DoublespeakUS wrote:
I took English Syntax in College with a professor from China.

English Syntax taught by anyone that doesn't have a traditional english accent is next to impossible.

Although comparing other languages as unintelligable is odd and insulting.

Most of the professors I had in college didn't care if you had headphones in, computers open, sleeping or not even show up for class. They understand it's your responsibility to get the information yourself.

On October 13 2011 02:04 HwangjaeTerran wrote:
Try to say something to him by making up words that sound like something he would say.

Might get interesting.

On October 13 2011 01:19 Roffles wrote:
I'm sitting in class, and my professor might as well be speaking in a language that's pretty unintelligible. All I hear is like Ching chong ling long ting tong or some similar shit. Do I try to listen or do I just walk out?

For more info, my prof is a British/Australian/Chinese guy with a fuckfest of accents mixed into his speech. Its pretty insane.

PS: I have 60 more minutes of class

On October 13 2011 01:59 caradoc wrote:



Understanding the syntax of a particular language is not the same to being able to speak a language.

Its like saying I can't take a course on European history unless a European is teaching it.

On October 13 2011 02:32 Torte de Lini wrote:
If a person who is familiar and comfortable with the English language has trouble understanding the professor, what of the immigrants who aren't too good with their English? How do they manage to understand?

That's why I never understand the cons outweighing the pros here of hiring immigrated teachers. I understand equality of job opportunity for everyone, but you're also making it harder for non-first-language students to understand the course.

dilemma.

On October 13 2011 02:32 Torte de Lini wrote:
If a person who is familiar and comfortable with the English language has trouble understanding the professor, what of the immigrants who aren't too good with their English? How do they manage to understand?

That's why I never understand the cons outweighing the pros here of hiring immigrated teachers. I understand equality of job opportunity for everyone, but you're also making it harder for non-first-language students to understand the course.

dilemma.

On October 13 2011 03:23 Escoffier wrote:
somewhat related: I hate it when people make fun of Americans for having an American accent when we try to speak their language... even going so far as to blame it on our nationality "dumb Americans" (French people especially are guilty of this)
but when I hear a Frenchman try to speak English usually it's painful to hear. but I'm supposed to be polite and deal with it? While they continue to blabber on in what might as well be french?

I had a friend who was studying Chinese and he quit his classes because he went to Chinatown to practice his Chinese and he got laughed at everywhere :\

On October 13 2011 03:23 Escoffier wrote:
somewhat related: I hate it when people make fun of Americans for having an American accent when we try to speak their language... even going so far as to blame it on our nationality "dumb Americans" (French people especially are guilty of this)
but when I hear a Frenchman try to speak English usually it's painful to hear. but I'm supposed to be polite and deal with it? While they continue to blabber on in what might as well be french?

I had a friend who was studying Chinese and he quit his classes because he went to Chinatown to practice his Chinese and he got laughed at everywhere :\

On October 13 2011 02:26 Flaccid wrote:


Watch a bunch of Kelly Milkies vods to train your ear.

On October 13 2011 02:12 Roe wrote:
are you this person by any chance?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNuyDZevKrU

On October 13 2011 05:29 Zaranth wrote:


Can't have that without this as a follow-up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zulEMWj3sVA

On October 13 2011 02:26 Flaccid wrote:


Watch a bunch of Kelly Milkies vods to train your ear.

On October 13 2011 07:11 rei wrote:
Students say Ching Chong DingDong to me when they first meet me, and ask if i'm jackie chan. I would call them racist in front of the whole class and write up a referral in front of them and then laugh. And then there were some who refuse to go along, I would call up security and says need help removing racism from my class. Fun times.

On October 13 2011 23:45 0123456789 wrote:


People like you destroy CHILDREN'S LIVES.
If I want to get close to my chinese teacher, but don't know how to break the ice, then I would utter the most common chinese phrase I know. Then you remove me from class for being racist because you're too offended by something so trivial and narrow minded, and make me hate chinese people.

It's a common thing to go up to black people and be like what up my nigga, or go up to korean people and be like what up my gook or what up sibal. They can take that thing lightheartedly as a joke.

On October 14 2011 08:11 rei wrote:


I'm not a good person, I do it for rofls, all for my own entertainment, i am not even offended by it. Other than my own entertainment I just hope the experience burn enough of a memory in them that the next time they feel like come up to a complete stranger start saying some random racist BS trying to impress his own friends they will remember what happened the last time. Because who knows some of these dumb asses would say it to, it maybe someone who is really narrow minded and put some bullets up that racist's ass.

As for you, your ignorance knows no bounds. The most common Chinese phrase you know is "ching Chong Ding Dong" ?? hahahahaha If you don't know something then please don't say anything at all, nobody would take you for a mute if you keep your mouth shut. Please do hate Chinese people, you don't need an excuse( me for example) to hate Chinese people, hate it proudly and loudly, scream Ching Chong Ding Dong in China Town, do it man do it!. hahahaha

On October 14 2011 13:50 rei wrote:
don't even try funnytoss, that guy is trolling, the art of trolling is never to defend anything you said, always be on the offensive.

On October 14 2011 08:28 Bargil wrote:
You have no idea how much crap I get when I first got to the U.S. In Singapore, I actually met a few visiting Americans and nobody was making fun of them in any way. In fact, our neighborhood (where I lived at, we always had neighbors who will always hang out at our coffee shop at the bottom of our flats) greeted him and was extremely friendly towards them. They told us they really appreciated our company, and it was because of us that he stayed in America another week.

What happened when I moved? The worst. I couldn't go a day without an idiot coming up and making fun of me and my brothers everywhere I went. They came up to us and said "ching chong ding dong" and all that crap to us and poked fun of us because we didn't look like them. These people told us to open our eyes and they mocked us.

Over time, I learn to deal with it. It was hard though, and only the 4 or 5 who actually respected me became my good friends.

I don't recommend moving to the U.S. Not one bit. At least not to Arkansas. It's horrendous what they say to foreigners here. Even at our local chinese restaurant, nobody was nice to the manager or the waiters there. I'm not saying the U.S. is rotten and everyone has no respect, I'm saying that lots of places have people like this living in it and it's setting a really good example of why people hate America.

On October 14 2011 13:38 rei wrote:
you got owned, and now you try to save face by saying i'm talking it too seriously? Stop trying to compare ni hao mah to ching chong ding dong bruh. I know i'm not a good person and i don't pretend to be, you on the other hand is a racist that pretend to be not.

On October 13 2011 01:19 Roffles wrote:
All I hear is like Ching chong ling long ting tong or some similar shit.

On October 13 2011 02:33 DoublespeakUS wrote:


Ha, that is not what I was saying at all. She definitely understood the rules of English syntax better than most people. I know she was extremely knowledgable about the subject.

But, trying to understand her English while also trying to comprehend the difficult concepts of English was quite a handful. In no way did I say her intellect on the subject was hindered because of her background.

To make it simple and in one sentence. Trying to learn english from a person who pronounces english in a way which is hard to comprehend is hard...

Your analogy isn't a very good one.

On October 14 2011 15:51 carloselcoco wrote:
Unrelated to the OP, but where is tuvalu? That is where you created your TL account :O

On October 14 2011 14:36 0123456789 wrote:


You call security to handle people who said ching chong ding dong to you. OMG I SAID NI HAO MAO. Call the cops on me for being racist and ignorant. I called an african american person black. I am so ignorant OMG. Yeah bro, I'm going on the offensive, crazy arguement to a non-existant arguement that made 0 sense. OMG I HATE MY OWN RACE. SHIT I AM SO IGNORANT. I SUCK AT BEING CHINESE.

On October 14 2011 14:36 0123456789 wrote:


You call security to handle people who said ching chong ding dong to you. OMG I SAID NI HAO MAO. Call the cops on me for being racist and ignorant. I called an african american person black. I am so ignorant OMG. Yeah bro, I'm going on the offensive, crazy arguement to a non-existant arguement that made 0 sense. OMG I HATE MY OWN RACE. SHIT I AM SO IGNORANT. I SUCK AT BEING CHINESE.

On October 13 2011 23:45 0123456789 wrote:


People like you destroy CHILDREN'S LIVES.
If I want to get close to my chinese teacher, but don't know how to break the ice, then I would utter the most common chinese phrase I know. Then you remove me from class for being racist because you're too offended by something so trivial and narrow minded, and make me hate chinese people.

It's a common thing to go up to black people and be like what up my nigga, or go up to korean people and be like what up my gook or what up sibal. They can take that thing lightheartedly as a joke.

On October 15 2011 01:24 rei wrote:


It doesn't matter what you say people here all know you are a racist now, yes even if you are Chinese, you can be racist toward your own people. calling blacks black is fine, calling blacks, African american is not fine, they are not all from Africa, and stop using the word bro, stop thinking you are cool if you use it, it makes you look immature, and racist in the same time.

you quote me saying using ching chong ding dong is the most common chinese phrase you know and it is ok because it is a light hearted joke, when you say it to a complete stranger where you meet for the first time.




Stop trying to change your words and say ni hao mao, and you didn't even pronounce it right, Because ni hao mao = you good cat . your ignorance reeks of racism trying to pretend you are not one. You got owned, here is the lesson here, if you are ganna be a racist, do it loudly and proudly. Wear a T-shirt with Ching Chong Ding Dong on it, Scream that line over and over till people can hear you. Show the world how much inferior the Chinese language is and make fun of it.

African american is not fine, they are not all from Africa,

On October 14 2011 23:57 TylerThaCreator wrote:

Wow

Wow, you're a braindead unfunny faggot. Go jump off a cliff

User was temp banned for this post.

On October 15 2011 08:02 Supamang wrote:
the fuck is this thread? OP makes fun of the Chinese language and hes not even warned.

and then:



this guy gets mad at someone defending stereotypical mocking of the Chinese language and he gets banned. wtf is this, can a mod please PM me the rationale behind this?

On October 15 2011 08:00 0123456789 wrote:

Real, I'm the ignorant one.

On October 15 2011 09:22 rei wrote:
No you heard wrong, bots don't ban people, admins ban people, the only reason you hasn't been banned yet is because I haven't yet reported your ass, i'm saving you for more entertainment to come, the more you open your mouth here the more chances of your ignorance shows. Let's review, you call all black people African American, the most common chinese Phase you know of is "ching Chong Ding Dong", you calls black people nigger and korean gooks in order to break the ice, and you think ni hao mao actually is a way to say hello in Chinese, and you refer to yourself as a Chinese.



At lease you admitted being ignorance, the first step of rehab is to admit there is a problem right?

Get own you racist.

oh by the way ppl in TL are not dumb, they already seen enough to come to the conclusion that you are a racist without me pointing you out. So please keep typing, keep defending yourself, entertain us.

the first step of rehab is to admit there is a problem right?

oh by the way ppl in TL are not dumb, they already seen enough to come to the conclusion that you are a racist without me pointing you out. So please keep typing, keep defending yourself, entertain us