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Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
October 11 2011 17:40 GMT
#1
Last night, I had some of the best salad of my life. Typically, the way I prepare salad is by pouring all the ingredients into a bowl and then spraying whatever dressing and condiments I might want on top. But as always, the dressing isn't evenly spread out and you'll have certain leaves that have more dressing than others, and it's really annoying. It's kinda like going to Chipotle and getting that burrito where all the rice is on one side and the meat and shit are on the other side. Every bite, you never get a mix of both rice and meat. It's stupid.

But my god, the solution to uneven dressing spreads definitely has to be a tossed salad. A little bit of everything everywhere. Getting that perfect mixture is absolutely amazing. A poke here, a poke there. Pure goodness.

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How do you guys prefer salads? Tossed or untossed?

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God Bless
DreamChaser
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
1649 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-11 17:46:09
October 11 2011 17:41 GMT
#2
...Brilliance encoded in a message.

I hope you washed the salad well beforehand or you could get a infection of some sort
Plays against every MU with nexus first.
Mr. Wiggles
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada5894 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-11 17:46:10
October 11 2011 17:42 GMT
#3
Roffles, you're just doing this on purpose.

EDIT: I even expect it now.

EDIT2: I'm hoping to save my 3000 post and not use it to toss salads, so I'm just going to edit everything in.

I will be severely disappointed if your next blog isn't a sexually explicit NSFW one that gets you perm-banned. No one would expect it.
you gotta dance
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
October 11 2011 17:43 GMT
#4
Not again Roffles, NOT AGAIN.

WHY DID I HAVE TO FIND OUT WHAT SALAD-TOSSING IS. DAMN YOU URBANDICTIONARY.

memes are a dish best served dank
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
October 11 2011 17:43 GMT
#5
I prefer my salad tossed, preferably by Torte de Lini.
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
October 11 2011 17:46 GMT
#6
This shit has got to stop Roffles. But for the record, my sister tosses a pretty good salad.
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
October 11 2011 17:46 GMT
#7
On October 12 2011 02:46 Lexpar wrote:
This shit has got to stop Roffles. But for the record, my sister tosses a pretty good salad.

First hand experience?
God Bless
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9789 Posts
October 11 2011 17:47 GMT
#8
I prefer my salad to actually be salad >_>

On October 12 2011 02:43 marttorn wrote:
Not again Roffles, NOT AGAIN.

WHY DID I HAVE TO FIND OUT WHAT SALAD-TOSSING IS. DAMN YOU URBANDICTIONARY.

I wish you never mentioned urbandictionary so I could stay in my fantasy that roffles actually meant salad or hair or something T_T
boomer hands
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
October 11 2011 17:47 GMT
#9
That's cool, I had a greasy taco last night
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
October 11 2011 17:48 GMT
#10
How many more blogs are to follow? ._.

You gotta stop this, Roffles.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
HackBenjamin
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada1094 Posts
October 11 2011 17:49 GMT
#11
If you think a tossed salad is good, check out a screaming pelican!
EdSlyB
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Portugal1621 Posts
October 11 2011 17:50 GMT
#12
Well, well, well...what do we have here, Roffles?

Are you doing your title puns again?? You naughty Roffles...! You have been a bad, bad boy. And you know what happens to bad boys, don't you? You want to be a bad boy because, you want to be punished, don't you, Roffles?? Naughty, naughty Roffles..!

Tossed btw...
aka Wardo
ChinaLifeXXL
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States365 Posts
October 11 2011 17:50 GMT
#13
On October 12 2011 02:46 Lexpar wrote:
This shit has got to stop Roffles. But for the record, my sister tosses a pretty good salad.


We know
If you can do it; you should do it every time.
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
October 11 2011 17:50 GMT
#14
On October 12 2011 02:43 Torenhire wrote:
I prefer my salad tossed, preferably by Torte de Lini.


With ranch dressing?
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
October 11 2011 17:51 GMT
#15
Oh fuck I just urban dicitonaried that and its way fucking grosser than I thought. I was thinking, euphemism for sex, not, well, that.

:C
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
October 11 2011 17:54 GMT
#16
On October 12 2011 02:49 HackBenjamin wrote:
If you think a tossed salad is good, check out a screaming pelican!

wtf
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Ixas
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
930 Posts
October 11 2011 17:57 GMT
#17
roffles so smart
Ixas.parkjiyeon.net
GMarshal
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States22154 Posts
October 11 2011 17:57 GMT
#18
I'm so glad I'm at work and can't check to find out what the hell a tossed salad is.

Although amusingly enough I was looking for some kind of wordplay related to protoss, I was sorely dissapointed.
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OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-11 17:58:30
October 11 2011 17:58 GMT
#19
You know what goes well with a tossed salad? A certain kind of waffle...
- this is jay's preference btw. not mine.
[TLMS] REBOOT
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
October 11 2011 18:00 GMT
#20
On October 12 2011 02:54 Aeres wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 12 2011 02:49 HackBenjamin wrote:
If you think a tossed salad is good, check out a screaming pelican!

wtf

i lol'd when i read
...on the beach and you pull out dip your thing in the sand and then continue to hit it.
Zorkmid
Profile Joined November 2008
4410 Posts
October 11 2011 18:03 GMT
#21
I prefer syrup.
See.Blue
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States2673 Posts
October 11 2011 18:07 GMT
#22
Nothing beats the sense of satisfaction of tossing it yourself. Afterwards you're just like 'damn...'
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
October 11 2011 18:08 GMT
#23
On October 12 2011 03:03 Zorkmid wrote:
I prefer syrup.

I love you.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
October 11 2011 18:18 GMT
#24
Blog ee-han timing. Apologies to seraphe in advance.

[image loading]

Someone bump the Sucking Dick thread? Or should we let it die at 69 replies?
[TLMS] REBOOT
Wrongspeedy
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1655 Posts
October 11 2011 18:23 GMT
#25
Sucked in. 3rd blog in a row.
It is better to be a human dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied.- John Stuart Mill
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
October 11 2011 18:30 GMT
#26
I love Roffles.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
broz0rs
Profile Joined July 2008
United States2294 Posts
October 11 2011 18:33 GMT
#27
On October 12 2011 03:03 Zorkmid wrote:
I prefer syrup.


damn it you beat me to it. I guess I have no other choice and take mine with jelly.
Stijx
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States804 Posts
October 11 2011 19:02 GMT
#28
...well done.
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
October 11 2011 19:05 GMT
#29
WOW.... I wish nobody had mentioned urbandictionary >_>
:)
Kipsate
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Netherlands45349 Posts
October 11 2011 19:20 GMT
#30
These blogs are getting deeper and deeper.
WriterXiao8~~
Mithriel
Profile Joined November 2010
Netherlands2969 Posts
October 11 2011 19:29 GMT
#31
Oh wow, wish I didn't search for this on urban dictionary haha
There is no shame in defeat so long as the spirit is unconquered. | Cheering for Maru, Innovation and MMA!
rei
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States3594 Posts
October 11 2011 19:32 GMT
#32


hahahaahha this is first thing i think of when i saw your title
GET OUT OF MY BASE CHILL
how
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States538 Posts
October 11 2011 20:28 GMT
#33
Tossed salads are overrated, I prefer strawberry shortcake
http://twitter.com/howsc
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
October 11 2011 23:09 GMT
#34
One day, a year or five from now there will be lurkers that read this blog and have no idea what the hell they just read or why.
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Ciryandor
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3735 Posts
October 11 2011 23:29 GMT
#35
Well played. Well played. Quite tasteful, I should say.
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Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
October 11 2011 23:36 GMT
#36
loool
why so 진지해?
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
October 12 2011 00:16 GMT
#37
clever
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
October 12 2011 00:28 GMT
#38
Wow, how long have you been eating salads without knowing to toss it :o

You can also put the dressing into a small bowl on the side and dip with every forkful,works the same.
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