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Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
October 11 2011 17:40 GMT
#1
Last night, I had some of the best salad of my life. Typically, the way I prepare salad is by pouring all the ingredients into a bowl and then spraying whatever dressing and condiments I might want on top. But as always, the dressing isn't evenly spread out and you'll have certain leaves that have more dressing than others, and it's really annoying. It's kinda like going to Chipotle and getting that burrito where all the rice is on one side and the meat and shit are on the other side. Every bite, you never get a mix of both rice and meat. It's stupid.

But my god, the solution to uneven dressing spreads definitely has to be a tossed salad. A little bit of everything everywhere. Getting that perfect mixture is absolutely amazing. A poke here, a poke there. Pure goodness.

+ Show Spoiler +
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How do you guys prefer salads? Tossed or untossed?

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God Bless
DreamChaser
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
1649 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-11 17:46:09
October 11 2011 17:41 GMT
#2
...Brilliance encoded in a message.

I hope you washed the salad well beforehand or you could get a infection of some sort
Plays against every MU with nexus first.
Mr. Wiggles
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada5894 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-11 17:46:10
October 11 2011 17:42 GMT
#3
Roffles, you're just doing this on purpose.

EDIT: I even expect it now.

EDIT2: I'm hoping to save my 3000 post and not use it to toss salads, so I'm just going to edit everything in.

I will be severely disappointed if your next blog isn't a sexually explicit NSFW one that gets you perm-banned. No one would expect it.
you gotta dance
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
October 11 2011 17:43 GMT
#4
Not again Roffles, NOT AGAIN.

WHY DID I HAVE TO FIND OUT WHAT SALAD-TOSSING IS. DAMN YOU URBANDICTIONARY.

memes are a dish best served dank
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
October 11 2011 17:43 GMT
#5
I prefer my salad tossed, preferably by Torte de Lini.
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
October 11 2011 17:46 GMT
#6
This shit has got to stop Roffles. But for the record, my sister tosses a pretty good salad.
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
October 11 2011 17:46 GMT
#7
On October 12 2011 02:46 Lexpar wrote:
This shit has got to stop Roffles. But for the record, my sister tosses a pretty good salad.

First hand experience?
God Bless
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9776 Posts
October 11 2011 17:47 GMT
#8
I prefer my salad to actually be salad >_>

On October 12 2011 02:43 marttorn wrote:
Not again Roffles, NOT AGAIN.

WHY DID I HAVE TO FIND OUT WHAT SALAD-TOSSING IS. DAMN YOU URBANDICTIONARY.

I wish you never mentioned urbandictionary so I could stay in my fantasy that roffles actually meant salad or hair or something T_T
boomer hands
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
October 11 2011 17:47 GMT
#9
That's cool, I had a greasy taco last night
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
October 11 2011 17:48 GMT
#10
How many more blogs are to follow? ._.

You gotta stop this, Roffles.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
HackBenjamin
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada1094 Posts
October 11 2011 17:49 GMT
#11
If you think a tossed salad is good, check out a screaming pelican!
EdSlyB
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Portugal1621 Posts
October 11 2011 17:50 GMT
#12
Well, well, well...what do we have here, Roffles?

Are you doing your title puns again?? You naughty Roffles...! You have been a bad, bad boy. And you know what happens to bad boys, don't you? You want to be a bad boy because, you want to be punished, don't you, Roffles?? Naughty, naughty Roffles..!

Tossed btw...
aka Wardo
ChinaLifeXXL
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States365 Posts
October 11 2011 17:50 GMT
#13
On October 12 2011 02:46 Lexpar wrote:
This shit has got to stop Roffles. But for the record, my sister tosses a pretty good salad.


We know
If you can do it; you should do it every time.
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
October 11 2011 17:50 GMT
#14
On October 12 2011 02:43 Torenhire wrote:
I prefer my salad tossed, preferably by Torte de Lini.


With ranch dressing?
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
October 11 2011 17:51 GMT
#15
Oh fuck I just urban dicitonaried that and its way fucking grosser than I thought. I was thinking, euphemism for sex, not, well, that.

:C
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
October 11 2011 17:54 GMT
#16
On October 12 2011 02:49 HackBenjamin wrote:
If you think a tossed salad is good, check out a screaming pelican!

wtf
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Ixas
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
930 Posts
October 11 2011 17:57 GMT
#17
roffles so smart
Ixas.parkjiyeon.net
GMarshal
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States22154 Posts
October 11 2011 17:57 GMT
#18
I'm so glad I'm at work and can't check to find out what the hell a tossed salad is.

Although amusingly enough I was looking for some kind of wordplay related to protoss, I was sorely dissapointed.
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OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-11 17:58:30
October 11 2011 17:58 GMT
#19
You know what goes well with a tossed salad? A certain kind of waffle...
- this is jay's preference btw. not mine.
[TLMS] REBOOT
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
October 11 2011 18:00 GMT
#20
On October 12 2011 02:54 Aeres wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 12 2011 02:49 HackBenjamin wrote:
If you think a tossed salad is good, check out a screaming pelican!

wtf

i lol'd when i read
...on the beach and you pull out dip your thing in the sand and then continue to hit it.
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