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MisterKatosS
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
France352 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-22 14:18:20
September 22 2011 11:06 GMT
#1
for you little SC2 noobs that run everywhere on the website shouting, here's a pinch of salt, take it:

[image loading]


Now ,hello again TL!

well as my previous blog got shut down on the dubious pretext that it was a link and a meme with not even a mention about the very artistic typo in the title ...

[size=0.0000001]And let me ask you something Plexa you nazi-communist moderregulator have you even tried to drop your uniform and take a look at this beautiful love story that transcend war,gender and race ? DID YOU ?[/size]

Anyway, let me share with you this magnificent little fanfiction i came across (that should have been in Broodwar main story of course, but here is where censor get us ...) with a little teaser :

Fenix was sprawled onto the floor onto his back with his wrists pinned down by Raynor's hands that were 9 inches apart next to both of the sides of his head. Raynor was on top of Fenix and between his legs,which, Fenix's "knees" were drawn up and spread no thanks to Raynor. The cloth between Fenix's legs was pushed all the way to his "crotch" which by God's grace thankfully wasn't exposed.

As Raynor attempted to get off of Fenix, he accidentally pushed his right knee onto Fenix's "crotch" and was surprised to see Fenix's reaction.

Fenix's face was then twisted with confusion,perhaps a hint of pleasure, his eyes squeezed themselves shut and he turned his face to his left side while his wrists moved slightly. His back arched upward and his hips bucked then lifted themselves off from the floor for a little bit. He kept turning his face sideways as if he wanted to hide his face. Fenix's shoulders tensed and moved and his legs seemed to close tighter as if they wanted to trap Raynor there. Raynor seriously thought the lovely young protoss man was about to let out a sweet moan right there.


Well I know you dirty little minds are already ecxited, so here is the whole story :
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6186000/1/Kaze_to_ki_no_Uta#


Poll: Should we petition to include that in blizzard main story ?

No ... (57)
 
80%

Yeah ! (14)
 
20%

71 total votes

Your vote: Should we petition to include that in blizzard main story ?

(Vote): Yeah !
(Vote): No ...



Cya

edit : Quote of Moonbear answer which is too good to stay in page 2


On September 22 2011 21:20 MoonBear wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [Not suitable for most people] +
In a dark secluded room at Teamliquid HQ, MisterKatosS stared at Plexa, his eyes seething with hatred. Fists clenched, he turned away from the Teamliquid Admin dressed in a communist-facist-libertarian-democratic-republic uniform. "You... you never like my blogs. No matter how hard I try. Why do you even bother asking people to come to Teamliquid??" MisterKatosS picked up a near by jar of salt and flung it at Plexa. Plexa deftly dodged to the side as the jar of salt whizzed past his ear, smashing against the wall, causing salt to rain all over the room.

As a snow of salt slowly floated down and blanketed the room, Plexa strode forth, locking eyes with MisterKatosS. As he approached, MisterKatosS took a step back involuntarily. "Wait, wait, don't come closer to me! I hate you, I hate you! Nothing I do matters to you!" But this did not deter Plexa, who marched right up to MisterKatosS and grabbed him by the hair, pulling his face towards his. MisterKatosS squealed slightly. As he gasped for air he squealed. "I-I-It's.. not like I write these blogs because I want your attention Plexa. D.. Don't get me wrong okay? I'm only doing this because I... because I have free time, okay?"

His cheeks flushed. Both of them knew it was a lie. Plexa still stood there silent, his Ban Stick in hand. Salt continues to flutter down onto their hair like a winter morning. Plexa spoke for the first time, his voice gruff and burly.

"Clean the room. We don't accept a mess like this on TL. And maybe I won't have to use my Ban Stick on you... unless you like it."

Plexa traced a finger down the side of MisterKatosS's face, brushing the salt aside.

"Do you want to be banned?


hahaha sorry plexa !


**
My web development company website : http://www.make-me-a-website.net My Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/MrKatoss
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
September 22 2011 11:13 GMT
#2
What in the dirty fuck.

A lot of my posts recently have started with "what the fuck" or some variation of it. This one gives the best reason. I need more salt.
memes are a dish best served dank
Starparty
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Sweden1963 Posts
September 22 2011 11:14 GMT
#3


[size=0.0000001]And let me ask you something Plexa you nazi-communist moderregulator have you even tried to drop your uniform and take a look at this beautiful love story that transcend war,gender and race ? DID YOU ?[/size]



Did it not work out as intended for you?
The artist formerly known as Starparty
Carapace
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Netherlands128 Posts
September 22 2011 11:16 GMT
#4
What the fuck?

I think if they put this in, they will get some bad reviews because a lot of people wont accept it.
kyzers0ze
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Singapore1073 Posts
September 22 2011 11:17 GMT
#5
Words cannot describe how appalled I am.
8==========))
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
September 22 2011 11:18 GMT
#6
Cool, next you can work on some idra / huk / incontrol fanfiction.
Legalize drugs and murder.
Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
September 22 2011 11:19 GMT
#7
Wonder how long this will take to get band

I'm with the majority....what the fuck?
"These guys are mindfucking me into a sex coma" | "Mayonnaise is a must-have lubricant when performing necrophilia"
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-22 11:23:18
September 22 2011 11:21 GMT
#8
On September 22 2011 20:19 Hassybaby wrote:
Wonder how long this will take to get band

I'm with the majority....what the fuck?


He's registered since '02 so that'll probably give him some leniency.

edit: gullberg u noob, that's fenix from the SC1 campaign u silly goose
memes are a dish best served dank
gullberg
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Sweden1301 Posts
September 22 2011 11:22 GMT
#9
IMFenix and Raynor. What's going on in my pants?
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
September 22 2011 11:26 GMT
#10
Cya
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
MisterKatosS
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
France352 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-22 11:29:16
September 22 2011 11:27 GMT
#11
On September 22 2011 20:18 Ghin wrote:
Cool, next you can work on some idra / huk / incontrol fanfiction.

Well as much as I would have loved to have written this :D , it's not from me ...
Found it on the internet, I think it deserve sharing
My web development company website : http://www.make-me-a-website.net My Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/MrKatoss
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4010 Posts
September 22 2011 11:30 GMT
#12
On September 22 2011 20:06 MisterKatosS wrote:
[size=0.0000001]And let me ask you something Plexa you nazi-communist moderregulator have you even tried to drop your uniform and take a look at this beautiful love story that transcend war,gender and race ? DID YOU ?[/size]


I tried to edit your post so that the sizing would actually change, but TeamLiquid wouldn't even let me do that. Apparently I'm not allowed to edit other users' posts, JUST because they're not mine.

How nazi communist is that!?

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
Moderator@SirJolt
RPR_Tempest
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Australia7798 Posts
September 22 2011 11:34 GMT
#13
Fenix x Raynor?

God damn it.
Soundwave, Zerg player from Canberra, Australia. @SoundwaveSC
Nuf
Profile Joined November 2010
Denmark145 Posts
September 22 2011 11:38 GMT
#14
more salt
For the Swarm!
Danglars
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States12133 Posts
September 22 2011 11:41 GMT
#15
Now ,hello again TL!

well as my previous blog got shut down on the dubious pretext that it was a link and a meme with not even a mention about the very artistic typo in the title ...

Haha, you call that a dubious pretext. A "blog post" whose content is a single link with a meme/image macro? I mean quote, comment on, give your opinions (Make it a "BLOG") and link it at the end! It's a blog. Even putting a link at the front is sometimes warranted if the reading of the link gives insight into your following comments

And no, fan fiction of that kind has it's deserving place ... on fan fiction sites (for those interested in the stuff).
Great armies come from happy zealots, and happy zealots come from California!
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MisterKatosS
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
France352 Posts
September 22 2011 11:45 GMT
#16
On September 22 2011 20:41 Danglars wrote:
Show nested quote +
Now ,hello again TL!

well as my previous blog got shut down on the dubious pretext that it was a link and a meme with not even a mention about the very artistic typo in the title ...

Haha, you call that a dubious pretext. A "blog post" whose content is a single link with a meme/image macro? I mean quote, comment on, give your opinions (Make it a "BLOG") and link it at the end! It's a blog. Even putting a link at the front is sometimes warranted if the reading of the link gives insight into your following comments

And no, fan fiction of that kind has it's deserving place ... on fan fiction sites (for those interested in the stuff).



Take a bit more salt, I insist !
My web development company website : http://www.make-me-a-website.net My Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/MrKatoss
Delinius
Profile Joined March 2011
United States324 Posts
September 22 2011 11:50 GMT
#17
You seem to be a fan of yaoi, maybe you can add a chapter to the story involving pinches of salt.
jorge_the_awesome
Profile Joined January 2011
United States463 Posts
September 22 2011 12:07 GMT
#18
What the
Ummmmm....
I don't think that there's any way that blizzard would consider adding this.
"Clothes are stupid"-Tastosis "Every dragoon that has ever been made is dumber than a bowl of hair" -Day[9] "Where are you going to take this skill now?" Stephano- "To the bank!" "Baby stuck under a car and you can't lift it up? What a wimp"-Artosis
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
September 22 2011 12:12 GMT
#19
What I need for this isn't a pinch of salt, but more like a stick of molten iron that I can pick up with my bare hands and shove into my eye sockets after reading that. Thanks.
Logic is Overrated
eu.exodus
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
South Africa1186 Posts
September 22 2011 12:19 GMT
#20
wtf? Try 4chan maybe? Im sure there are a million people there who would sign. Not enough salt in the ocean im afraid.
6 poll is a good skill toi have
MoonBear
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Straight outta Johto18973 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-22 12:23:19
September 22 2011 12:20 GMT
#21
+ Show Spoiler [Not suitable for most people] +
In a dark secluded room at Teamliquid HQ, MisterKatosS stared at Plexa, his eyes seething with hatred. Fists clenched, he turned away from the Teamliquid Admin dressed in a communist-facist-libertarian-democratic-republic uniform. "You... you never like my blogs. No matter how hard I try. Why do you even bother asking people to come to Teamliquid??" MisterKatosS picked up a near by jar of salt and flung it at Plexa. Plexa deftly dodged to the side as the jar of salt whizzed past his ear, smashing against the wall, causing salt to rain all over the room.

As a snow of salt slowly floated down and blanketed the room, Plexa strode forth, locking eyes with MisterKatosS. As he approached, MisterKatosS took a step back involuntarily. "Wait, wait, don't come closer to me! I hate you, I hate you! Nothing I do matters to you!" But this did not deter Plexa, who marched right up to MisterKatosS and grabbed him by the hair, pulling his face towards his. MisterKatosS squealed slightly. As he gasped for air he squealed. "I-I-It's.. not like I write these blogs because I want your attention Plexa. D.. Don't get me wrong okay? I'm only doing this because I... because I have free time, okay?"

His cheeks flushed. Both of them knew it was a lie. Plexa still stood there silent, his Ban Stick in hand. Salt continues to flutter down onto their hair like a winter morning. Plexa spoke for the first time, his voice gruff and burly.

"Clean the room. We don't accept a mess like this on TL. And maybe I won't have to use my Ban Stick on you... unless you like it."

Plexa traced a finger down the side of MisterKatosS's face, brushing the salt aside.

"Do you want to be banned?
ModeratorA dream. Do you have one that has cursed you like that? Or maybe... a wish?
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
September 22 2011 12:26 GMT
#22
On September 22 2011 21:20 MoonBear wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [Not suitable for most people] +
In a dark secluded room at Teamliquid HQ, MisterKatosS stared at Plexa, his eyes seething with hatred. Fists clenched, he turned away from the Teamliquid Admin dressed in a communist-facist-libertarian-democratic-republic uniform. "You... you never like my blogs. No matter how hard I try. Why do you even bother asking people to come to Teamliquid??" MisterKatosS picked up a near by jar of salt and flung it at Plexa. Plexa deftly dodged to the side as the jar of salt whizzed past his ear, smashing against the wall, causing salt to rain all over the room.

As a snow of salt slowly floated down and blanketed the room, Plexa strode forth, locking eyes with MisterKatosS. As he approached, MisterKatosS took a step back involuntarily. "Wait, wait, don't come closer to me! I hate you, I hate you! Nothing I do matters to you!" But this did not deter Plexa, who marched right up to MisterKatosS and grabbed him by the hair, pulling his face towards his. MisterKatosS squealed slightly. As he gasped for air he squealed. "I-I-It's.. not like I write these blogs because I want your attention Plexa. D.. Don't get me wrong okay? I'm only doing this because I... because I have free time, okay?"

His cheeks flushed. Both of them knew it was a lie. Plexa still stood there silent, his Ban Stick in hand. Salt continues to flutter down onto their hair like a winter morning. Plexa spoke for the first time, his voice gruff and burly.

"Clean the room. We don't accept a mess like this on TL. And maybe I won't have to use my Ban Stick on you... unless you like it."

Plexa traced a finger down the side of MisterKatosS's face, brushing the salt aside.

"Do you want to be banned?


gg you win
memes are a dish best served dank
NeoLearner
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Belgium1847 Posts
September 22 2011 12:33 GMT
#23
That poll needs a third option. "No!" is not strong enough as a statement.
Bankai - Correlation does not imply causation
lozarian
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United Kingdom1043 Posts
September 22 2011 12:51 GMT
#24
Pass the brain bleach, thanks.
For every battle honour a thousand heroes die alone, unsung, and unremembered.
MisterKatosS
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
France352 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-22 14:11:57
September 22 2011 12:58 GMT
#25
On September 22 2011 21:20 MoonBear wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [Not suitable for most people] +
In a dark secluded room at Teamliquid HQ, MisterKatosS stared at Plexa, his eyes seething with hatred. Fists clenched, he turned away from the Teamliquid Admin dressed in a communist-facist-libertarian-democratic-republic uniform. "You... you never like my blogs. No matter how hard I try. Why do you even bother asking people to come to Teamliquid??" MisterKatosS picked up a near by jar of salt and flung it at Plexa. Plexa deftly dodged to the side as the jar of salt whizzed past his ear, smashing against the wall, causing salt to rain all over the room.

As a snow of salt slowly floated down and blanketed the room, Plexa strode forth, locking eyes with MisterKatosS. As he approached, MisterKatosS took a step back involuntarily. "Wait, wait, don't come closer to me! I hate you, I hate you! Nothing I do matters to you!" But this did not deter Plexa, who marched right up to MisterKatosS and grabbed him by the hair, pulling his face towards his. MisterKatosS squealed slightly. As he gasped for air he squealed. "I-I-It's.. not like I write these blogs because I want your attention Plexa. D.. Don't get me wrong okay? I'm only doing this because I... because I have free time, okay?"

His cheeks flushed. Both of them knew it was a lie. Plexa still stood there silent, his Ban Stick in hand. Salt continues to flutter down onto their hair like a winter morning. Plexa spoke for the first time, his voice gruff and burly.

"Clean the room. We don't accept a mess like this on TL. And maybe I won't have to use my Ban Stick on you... unless you like it."

Plexa traced a finger down the side of MisterKatosS's face, brushing the salt aside.

"Do you want to be banned?


Haahahahah nice, more please ! but if I may you should add something sexier like a some protoss/zerg treesome.

My web development company website : http://www.make-me-a-website.net My Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/MrKatoss
fusefuse
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Estonia4644 Posts
September 22 2011 13:01 GMT
#26
lol!
succeeding a bad post with "take a pinch of salt " or a comment not appreciating your .... efforts, with "have MORE salt, i insist".... Is actually a really clever way to soften the blow for yourself i guess. :|


its nearly as good as insulting someone and then succeeding that with ", just saying!" which 'nullifies the bad undertone the insult may have left'

egh. If at first you dont succeed, try again and still fail?
Liquipedia@jkursk
Deleted_143
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia256 Posts
September 22 2011 13:01 GMT
#27
--- Nuked ---
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
September 22 2011 13:25 GMT
#28
my brain is full of fuck

Seriously, what the hell? Disregarding the creepy story, why did you find it necessary to bash Plexa at all? If you have an issue with a moderator, politely PM them about it or post in Website Feedback, but don't shit all over them for no reason, ESPECIALLY since Plexa isn't at fault for anything here.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
saritenite
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Singapore1680 Posts
September 22 2011 13:26 GMT
#29
On September 22 2011 20:06 MisterKatosS wrote:

[size=0.0000001]And let me ask you something Plexa you nazi-communist moderregulator have you even tried to drop your uniform and take a look at this beautiful love story that transcend war,gender and race ? DID YOU ?[/size]



/Grin


Show nested quote +
Fenix was sprawled onto the floor onto his back with his wrists pinned down by Raynor's hands that were 9 inches apart next to both of the sides of his head. Raynor was on top of Fenix and between his legs,which, Fenix's "knees" were drawn up and spread no thanks to Raynor. The cloth between Fenix's legs was pushed all the way to his "crotch" which by God's grace thankfully wasn't exposed.

As Raynor attempted to get off of Fenix, he accidentally pushed his right knee onto Fenix's "crotch" and was surprised to see Fenix's reaction.

Fenix's face was then twisted with confusion,perhaps a hint of pleasure, his eyes squeezed themselves shut and he turned his face to his left side while his wrists moved slightly. His back arched upward and his hips bucked then lifted themselves off from the floor for a little bit. He kept turning his face sideways as if he wanted to hide his face. Fenix's shoulders tensed and moved and his legs seemed to close tighter as if they wanted to trap Raynor there. Raynor seriously thought the lovely young protoss man was about to let out a sweet moan right there.




/Puke

Blasphemy. 1/5
GigaFlop
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1146 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-22 13:33:37
September 22 2011 13:33 GMT
#30
I think this is what you intended to have? You used the wrong thing.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ "Shift-Q oftentimes makes a capital Q" - Day[9] || iNcontrol - Alligator from heaven = ^
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
September 22 2011 13:38 GMT
#31
On September 22 2011 21:20 MoonBear wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [Not suitable for most people] +
In a dark secluded room at Teamliquid HQ, MisterKatosS stared at Plexa, his eyes seething with hatred. Fists clenched, he turned away from the Teamliquid Admin dressed in a communist-facist-libertarian-democratic-republic uniform. "You... you never like my blogs. No matter how hard I try. Why do you even bother asking people to come to Teamliquid??" MisterKatosS picked up a near by jar of salt and flung it at Plexa. Plexa deftly dodged to the side as the jar of salt whizzed past his ear, smashing against the wall, causing salt to rain all over the room.

As a snow of salt slowly floated down and blanketed the room, Plexa strode forth, locking eyes with MisterKatosS. As he approached, MisterKatosS took a step back involuntarily. "Wait, wait, don't come closer to me! I hate you, I hate you! Nothing I do matters to you!" But this did not deter Plexa, who marched right up to MisterKatosS and grabbed him by the hair, pulling his face towards his. MisterKatosS squealed slightly. As he gasped for air he squealed. "I-I-It's.. not like I write these blogs because I want your attention Plexa. D.. Don't get me wrong okay? I'm only doing this because I... because I have free time, okay?"

His cheeks flushed. Both of them knew it was a lie. Plexa still stood there silent, his Ban Stick in hand. Salt continues to flutter down onto their hair like a winter morning. Plexa spoke for the first time, his voice gruff and burly.

"Clean the room. We don't accept a mess like this on TL. And maybe I won't have to use my Ban Stick on you... unless you like it."

Plexa traced a finger down the side of MisterKatosS's face, brushing the salt aside.

"Do you want to be banned?

ewwwww lol that was worse than the op!
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
buhhy
Profile Joined October 2009
United States1113 Posts
September 22 2011 13:43 GMT
#32
On September 22 2011 20:06 MisterKatosS wrote:
[size=0.0000001]And let me ask you something Plexa you nazi-communist moderregulator have you even tried to drop your uniform and take a look at this beautiful love story that transcend war,gender and race ? DID YOU ?[/size]


[size=0.0001]LOL, something didn't work out as intended.[/size]

Also, what is this I am reading..?
Iranon
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States983 Posts
September 22 2011 13:55 GMT
#33
I... what?

I'm not even voting in that poll because doing so makes it seem like it's a reasonable question to ask. Where's the option that just says "Go back to 4chan and never come back"?
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
September 22 2011 14:00 GMT
#34
Wat.

Seriously, i don't understand why people feel the need to turn everything into porn.
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
gullberg
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Sweden1301 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-22 14:26:09
September 22 2011 14:25 GMT
#35
On September 22 2011 21:20 MoonBear wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [Not suitable for most people] +
In a dark secluded room at Teamliquid HQ, MisterKatosS stared at Plexa, his eyes seething with hatred. Fists clenched, he turned away from the Teamliquid Admin dressed in a communist-facist-libertarian-democratic-republic uniform. "You... you never like my blogs. No matter how hard I try. Why do you even bother asking people to come to Teamliquid??" MisterKatosS picked up a near by jar of salt and flung it at Plexa. Plexa deftly dodged to the side as the jar of salt whizzed past his ear, smashing against the wall, causing salt to rain all over the room.

As a snow of salt slowly floated down and blanketed the room, Plexa strode forth, locking eyes with MisterKatosS. As he approached, MisterKatosS took a step back involuntarily. "Wait, wait, don't come closer to me! I hate you, I hate you! Nothing I do matters to you!" But this did not deter Plexa, who marched right up to MisterKatosS and grabbed him by the hair, pulling his face towards his. MisterKatosS squealed slightly. As he gasped for air he squealed. "I-I-It's.. not like I write these blogs because I want your attention Plexa. D.. Don't get me wrong okay? I'm only doing this because I... because I have free time, okay?"

His cheeks flushed. Both of them knew it was a lie. Plexa still stood there silent, his Ban Stick in hand. Salt continues to flutter down onto their hair like a winter morning. Plexa spoke for the first time, his voice gruff and burly.

"Clean the room. We don't accept a mess like this on TL. And maybe I won't have to use my Ban Stick on you... unless you like it."

Plexa traced a finger down the side of MisterKatosS's face, brushing the salt aside.

"Do you want to be banned?

Oh my fucking god I'm in tears, this is just too awesome,
Mattchew
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States5684 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-22 14:31:59
September 22 2011 14:28 GMT
#36
On September 22 2011 23:00 57 Corvette wrote:
Wat.

Seriously, i don't understand why people feel the need to turn everything into porn.


yeah seriously... but wait... omg that 57 corvette is so hot... i wish it would just...

+ Show Spoiler [NSFW and NSF anyone with artistic talent] +
[image loading]
There is always tomorrow nshs.seal.
josemb40
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Peru611 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-22 15:41:50
September 22 2011 14:35 GMT
#37
haters gonna hate
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
NEgroidZerg
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States244 Posts
September 22 2011 14:49 GMT
#38
On September 22 2011 21:20 MoonBear wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [Not suitable for most people] +
In a dark secluded room at Teamliquid HQ, MisterKatosS stared at Plexa, his eyes seething with hatred. Fists clenched, he turned away from the Teamliquid Admin dressed in a communist-facist-libertarian-democratic-republic uniform. "You... you never like my blogs. No matter how hard I try. Why do you even bother asking people to come to Teamliquid??" MisterKatosS picked up a near by jar of salt and flung it at Plexa. Plexa deftly dodged to the side as the jar of salt whizzed past his ear, smashing against the wall, causing salt to rain all over the room.

As a snow of salt slowly floated down and blanketed the room, Plexa strode forth, locking eyes with MisterKatosS. As he approached, MisterKatosS took a step back involuntarily. "Wait, wait, don't come closer to me! I hate you, I hate you! Nothing I do matters to you!" But this did not deter Plexa, who marched right up to MisterKatosS and grabbed him by the hair, pulling his face towards his. MisterKatosS squealed slightly. As he gasped for air he squealed. "I-I-It's.. not like I write these blogs because I want your attention Plexa. D.. Don't get me wrong okay? I'm only doing this because I... because I have free time, okay?"

His cheeks flushed. Both of them knew it was a lie. Plexa still stood there silent, his Ban Stick in hand. Salt continues to flutter down onto their hair like a winter morning. Plexa spoke for the first time, his voice gruff and burly.

"Clean the room. We don't accept a mess like this on TL. And maybe I won't have to use my Ban Stick on you... unless you like it."

Plexa traced a finger down the side of MisterKatosS's face, brushing the salt aside.

"Do you want to be banned?


Oh god my sides hurt
Yeah
Mattchew
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States5684 Posts
September 22 2011 15:07 GMT
#39
On September 22 2011 23:35 josemb40 wrote:
baters gonna bate

fixed
There is always tomorrow nshs.seal.
Soleron
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United Kingdom1324 Posts
September 22 2011 15:10 GMT
#40
I didn't realise Fenix was an SC1 character so I thought this was IMFenix.
Xenocide_Knight
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Korea (South)2625 Posts
September 22 2011 15:18 GMT
#41
On September 22 2011 21:20 MoonBear wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [Not suitable for most people] +
In a dark secluded room at Teamliquid HQ, MisterKatosS stared at Plexa, his eyes seething with hatred. Fists clenched, he turned away from the Teamliquid Admin dressed in a communist-facist-libertarian-democratic-republic uniform. "You... you never like my blogs. No matter how hard I try. Why do you even bother asking people to come to Teamliquid??" MisterKatosS picked up a near by jar of salt and flung it at Plexa. Plexa deftly dodged to the side as the jar of salt whizzed past his ear, smashing against the wall, causing salt to rain all over the room.

As a snow of salt slowly floated down and blanketed the room, Plexa strode forth, locking eyes with MisterKatosS. As he approached, MisterKatosS took a step back involuntarily. "Wait, wait, don't come closer to me! I hate you, I hate you! Nothing I do matters to you!" But this did not deter Plexa, who marched right up to MisterKatosS and grabbed him by the hair, pulling his face towards his. MisterKatosS squealed slightly. As he gasped for air he squealed. "I-I-It's.. not like I write these blogs because I want your attention Plexa. D.. Don't get me wrong okay? I'm only doing this because I... because I have free time, okay?"

His cheeks flushed. Both of them knew it was a lie. Plexa still stood there silent, his Ban Stick in hand. Salt continues to flutter down onto their hair like a winter morning. Plexa spoke for the first time, his voice gruff and burly.

"Clean the room. We don't accept a mess like this on TL. And maybe I won't have to use my Ban Stick on you... unless you like it."

Plexa traced a finger down the side of MisterKatosS's face, brushing the salt aside.

"Do you want to be banned?


I don't even know what to think now. I can't make up my mind whether to rate this blog a 1 or a 5
Shine[Kal] #1 fan
DreamChaser
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
1649 Posts
September 22 2011 15:19 GMT
#42
Blogs the secret gems of TL. I need more salt to throw into my eyes after reading the OP
Plays against every MU with nexus first.
Hnnngg
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1101 Posts
September 22 2011 15:27 GMT
#43
Fucking awesome. Swag as all hell.
Brees
Profile Joined January 2010
Marshall Islands3404 Posts
September 22 2011 15:51 GMT
#44
better then PETA's new porn website at least
Brees on in
Vlare
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
748 Posts
September 22 2011 15:59 GMT
#45
rofl...

these forums have been something else lately.
Mass zerglings doesnt fail
_Quasar_
Profile Joined October 2010
Russian Federation4405 Posts
September 22 2011 16:30 GMT
#46
epic beginning of the post. IMHO.
For the Swarm!!! Jaedong & Neo_G.Soulkey fan.
Demonhunter04
Profile Joined July 2011
1530 Posts
September 22 2011 16:45 GMT
#47
Just out of curiosity, did you register with TL back in 02 and only start posting recently?
"If you don't drop sweat today, you will drop tears tomorrow" - SlayerSMMA
Demonhunter04
Profile Joined July 2011
1530 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-22 16:48:08
September 22 2011 16:47 GMT
#48
"If you don't drop sweat today, you will drop tears tomorrow" - SlayerSMMA
MisterKatosS
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
France352 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-22 18:29:34
September 22 2011 18:29 GMT
#49
On September 23 2011 00:18 Xenocide_Knight wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 22 2011 21:20 MoonBear wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [Not suitable for most people] +
In a dark secluded room at Teamliquid HQ, MisterKatosS stared at Plexa, his eyes seething with hatred. Fists clenched, he turned away from the Teamliquid Admin dressed in a communist-facist-libertarian-democratic-republic uniform. "You... you never like my blogs. No matter how hard I try. Why do you even bother asking people to come to Teamliquid??" MisterKatosS picked up a near by jar of salt and flung it at Plexa. Plexa deftly dodged to the side as the jar of salt whizzed past his ear, smashing against the wall, causing salt to rain all over the room.

As a snow of salt slowly floated down and blanketed the room, Plexa strode forth, locking eyes with MisterKatosS. As he approached, MisterKatosS took a step back involuntarily. "Wait, wait, don't come closer to me! I hate you, I hate you! Nothing I do matters to you!" But this did not deter Plexa, who marched right up to MisterKatosS and grabbed him by the hair, pulling his face towards his. MisterKatosS squealed slightly. As he gasped for air he squealed. "I-I-It's.. not like I write these blogs because I want your attention Plexa. D.. Don't get me wrong okay? I'm only doing this because I... because I have free time, okay?"

His cheeks flushed. Both of them knew it was a lie. Plexa still stood there silent, his Ban Stick in hand. Salt continues to flutter down onto their hair like a winter morning. Plexa spoke for the first time, his voice gruff and burly.

"Clean the room. We don't accept a mess like this on TL. And maybe I won't have to use my Ban Stick on you... unless you like it."

Plexa traced a finger down the side of MisterKatosS's face, brushing the salt aside.

"Do you want to be banned?


I don't even know what to think now. I can't make up my mind whether to rate this blog a 1 or a 5


You will find the answer in your heart ...


On September 23 2011 01:45 Demonhunter04 wrote:
Just out of curiosity, did you register with TL back in 02 and only start posting recently?


I think it's my first thread (second counting my 1st try THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SPOTLIGHTED !).
I have always posted here and there ...

My web development company website : http://www.make-me-a-website.net My Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/MrKatoss
Armathai
Profile Joined October 2007
1023 Posts
September 22 2011 18:35 GMT
#50
hahaha, i saw rule 34 and I wasnt dissapointed. Funny blog, especially the whole plexa extra, hope he takes with le humor :D

Looking for ArcticCerebrate formerly from @USEast
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
September 22 2011 20:45 GMT
#51
this amuses me

but im really disturbed
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
Kuja
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States1759 Posts
October 16 2011 03:56 GMT
#52
Uhmm, well i am for one against it, but is Protoss males can have babies its be sick to see a raynor-fenix child heh
“Who's to say that my light is better than your darkness? Who's to say death is better than your darkness? Who am I to say?”
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5014 Posts
October 16 2011 05:38 GMT
#53
Are we ganging up on the mods? I need to find my pitchfork its here somewhere, I got a few extra torches too.

Salt is good .... Put it on your meat.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6600 Posts
October 16 2011 09:14 GMT
#54
I'm going to pretend I didn't read this. You just ruined the campaign of sc bw for me... well... more than it was before >.<
LiquidDota Staff
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
October 16 2011 12:20 GMT
#55
How old are you? Just wondering
LaSt)ChAnCe
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States2179 Posts
October 16 2011 16:32 GMT
#56
this isn't 4chan
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