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Rule 34, back with a vengeance - Page 3

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Xenocide_Knight
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Korea (South)2625 Posts
September 22 2011 15:18 GMT
#41
On September 22 2011 21:20 MoonBear wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [Not suitable for most people] +
In a dark secluded room at Teamliquid HQ, MisterKatosS stared at Plexa, his eyes seething with hatred. Fists clenched, he turned away from the Teamliquid Admin dressed in a communist-facist-libertarian-democratic-republic uniform. "You... you never like my blogs. No matter how hard I try. Why do you even bother asking people to come to Teamliquid??" MisterKatosS picked up a near by jar of salt and flung it at Plexa. Plexa deftly dodged to the side as the jar of salt whizzed past his ear, smashing against the wall, causing salt to rain all over the room.

As a snow of salt slowly floated down and blanketed the room, Plexa strode forth, locking eyes with MisterKatosS. As he approached, MisterKatosS took a step back involuntarily. "Wait, wait, don't come closer to me! I hate you, I hate you! Nothing I do matters to you!" But this did not deter Plexa, who marched right up to MisterKatosS and grabbed him by the hair, pulling his face towards his. MisterKatosS squealed slightly. As he gasped for air he squealed. "I-I-It's.. not like I write these blogs because I want your attention Plexa. D.. Don't get me wrong okay? I'm only doing this because I... because I have free time, okay?"

His cheeks flushed. Both of them knew it was a lie. Plexa still stood there silent, his Ban Stick in hand. Salt continues to flutter down onto their hair like a winter morning. Plexa spoke for the first time, his voice gruff and burly.

"Clean the room. We don't accept a mess like this on TL. And maybe I won't have to use my Ban Stick on you... unless you like it."

Plexa traced a finger down the side of MisterKatosS's face, brushing the salt aside.

"Do you want to be banned?


I don't even know what to think now. I can't make up my mind whether to rate this blog a 1 or a 5
Shine[Kal] #1 fan
DreamChaser
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
1649 Posts
September 22 2011 15:19 GMT
#42
Blogs the secret gems of TL. I need more salt to throw into my eyes after reading the OP
Plays against every MU with nexus first.
Hnnngg
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1101 Posts
September 22 2011 15:27 GMT
#43
Fucking awesome. Swag as all hell.
Brees
Profile Joined January 2010
Marshall Islands3404 Posts
September 22 2011 15:51 GMT
#44
better then PETA's new porn website at least
Brees on in
Vlare
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
748 Posts
September 22 2011 15:59 GMT
#45
rofl...

these forums have been something else lately.
Mass zerglings doesnt fail
_Quasar_
Profile Joined October 2010
Russian Federation4405 Posts
September 22 2011 16:30 GMT
#46
epic beginning of the post. IMHO.
For the Swarm!!! Jaedong & Neo_G.Soulkey fan.
Demonhunter04
Profile Joined July 2011
1530 Posts
September 22 2011 16:45 GMT
#47
Just out of curiosity, did you register with TL back in 02 and only start posting recently?
"If you don't drop sweat today, you will drop tears tomorrow" - SlayerSMMA
Demonhunter04
Profile Joined July 2011
1530 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-22 16:48:08
September 22 2011 16:47 GMT
#48
"If you don't drop sweat today, you will drop tears tomorrow" - SlayerSMMA
MisterKatosS
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
France352 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-22 18:29:34
September 22 2011 18:29 GMT
#49
On September 23 2011 00:18 Xenocide_Knight wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 22 2011 21:20 MoonBear wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [Not suitable for most people] +
In a dark secluded room at Teamliquid HQ, MisterKatosS stared at Plexa, his eyes seething with hatred. Fists clenched, he turned away from the Teamliquid Admin dressed in a communist-facist-libertarian-democratic-republic uniform. "You... you never like my blogs. No matter how hard I try. Why do you even bother asking people to come to Teamliquid??" MisterKatosS picked up a near by jar of salt and flung it at Plexa. Plexa deftly dodged to the side as the jar of salt whizzed past his ear, smashing against the wall, causing salt to rain all over the room.

As a snow of salt slowly floated down and blanketed the room, Plexa strode forth, locking eyes with MisterKatosS. As he approached, MisterKatosS took a step back involuntarily. "Wait, wait, don't come closer to me! I hate you, I hate you! Nothing I do matters to you!" But this did not deter Plexa, who marched right up to MisterKatosS and grabbed him by the hair, pulling his face towards his. MisterKatosS squealed slightly. As he gasped for air he squealed. "I-I-It's.. not like I write these blogs because I want your attention Plexa. D.. Don't get me wrong okay? I'm only doing this because I... because I have free time, okay?"

His cheeks flushed. Both of them knew it was a lie. Plexa still stood there silent, his Ban Stick in hand. Salt continues to flutter down onto their hair like a winter morning. Plexa spoke for the first time, his voice gruff and burly.

"Clean the room. We don't accept a mess like this on TL. And maybe I won't have to use my Ban Stick on you... unless you like it."

Plexa traced a finger down the side of MisterKatosS's face, brushing the salt aside.

"Do you want to be banned?


I don't even know what to think now. I can't make up my mind whether to rate this blog a 1 or a 5


You will find the answer in your heart ...


On September 23 2011 01:45 Demonhunter04 wrote:
Just out of curiosity, did you register with TL back in 02 and only start posting recently?


I think it's my first thread (second counting my 1st try THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SPOTLIGHTED !).
I have always posted here and there ...

My web development company website : http://www.make-me-a-website.net My Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/MrKatoss
Armathai
Profile Joined October 2007
1023 Posts
September 22 2011 18:35 GMT
#50
hahaha, i saw rule 34 and I wasnt dissapointed. Funny blog, especially the whole plexa extra, hope he takes with le humor :D

Looking for ArcticCerebrate formerly from @USEast
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
September 22 2011 20:45 GMT
#51
this amuses me

but im really disturbed
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
Kuja
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States1759 Posts
October 16 2011 03:56 GMT
#52
Uhmm, well i am for one against it, but is Protoss males can have babies its be sick to see a raynor-fenix child heh
“Who's to say that my light is better than your darkness? Who's to say death is better than your darkness? Who am I to say?”
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5008 Posts
October 16 2011 05:38 GMT
#53
Are we ganging up on the mods? I need to find my pitchfork its here somewhere, I got a few extra torches too.

Salt is good .... Put it on your meat.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6593 Posts
October 16 2011 09:14 GMT
#54
I'm going to pretend I didn't read this. You just ruined the campaign of sc bw for me... well... more than it was before >.<
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minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
October 16 2011 12:20 GMT
#55
How old are you? Just wondering
LaSt)ChAnCe
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States2179 Posts
October 16 2011 16:32 GMT
#56
this isn't 4chan
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