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MoonBear
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Straight outta Johto18973 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-22 12:23:19
September 22 2011 12:20 GMT
#21
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In a dark secluded room at Teamliquid HQ, MisterKatosS stared at Plexa, his eyes seething with hatred. Fists clenched, he turned away from the Teamliquid Admin dressed in a communist-facist-libertarian-democratic-republic uniform. "You... you never like my blogs. No matter how hard I try. Why do you even bother asking people to come to Teamliquid??" MisterKatosS picked up a near by jar of salt and flung it at Plexa. Plexa deftly dodged to the side as the jar of salt whizzed past his ear, smashing against the wall, causing salt to rain all over the room.

As a snow of salt slowly floated down and blanketed the room, Plexa strode forth, locking eyes with MisterKatosS. As he approached, MisterKatosS took a step back involuntarily. "Wait, wait, don't come closer to me! I hate you, I hate you! Nothing I do matters to you!" But this did not deter Plexa, who marched right up to MisterKatosS and grabbed him by the hair, pulling his face towards his. MisterKatosS squealed slightly. As he gasped for air he squealed. "I-I-It's.. not like I write these blogs because I want your attention Plexa. D.. Don't get me wrong okay? I'm only doing this because I... because I have free time, okay?"

His cheeks flushed. Both of them knew it was a lie. Plexa still stood there silent, his Ban Stick in hand. Salt continues to flutter down onto their hair like a winter morning. Plexa spoke for the first time, his voice gruff and burly.

"Clean the room. We don't accept a mess like this on TL. And maybe I won't have to use my Ban Stick on you... unless you like it."

Plexa traced a finger down the side of MisterKatosS's face, brushing the salt aside.

"Do you want to be banned?
ModeratorA dream. Do you have one that has cursed you like that? Or maybe... a wish?
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
September 22 2011 12:26 GMT
#22
On September 22 2011 21:20 MoonBear wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [Not suitable for most people] +
In a dark secluded room at Teamliquid HQ, MisterKatosS stared at Plexa, his eyes seething with hatred. Fists clenched, he turned away from the Teamliquid Admin dressed in a communist-facist-libertarian-democratic-republic uniform. "You... you never like my blogs. No matter how hard I try. Why do you even bother asking people to come to Teamliquid??" MisterKatosS picked up a near by jar of salt and flung it at Plexa. Plexa deftly dodged to the side as the jar of salt whizzed past his ear, smashing against the wall, causing salt to rain all over the room.

As a snow of salt slowly floated down and blanketed the room, Plexa strode forth, locking eyes with MisterKatosS. As he approached, MisterKatosS took a step back involuntarily. "Wait, wait, don't come closer to me! I hate you, I hate you! Nothing I do matters to you!" But this did not deter Plexa, who marched right up to MisterKatosS and grabbed him by the hair, pulling his face towards his. MisterKatosS squealed slightly. As he gasped for air he squealed. "I-I-It's.. not like I write these blogs because I want your attention Plexa. D.. Don't get me wrong okay? I'm only doing this because I... because I have free time, okay?"

His cheeks flushed. Both of them knew it was a lie. Plexa still stood there silent, his Ban Stick in hand. Salt continues to flutter down onto their hair like a winter morning. Plexa spoke for the first time, his voice gruff and burly.

"Clean the room. We don't accept a mess like this on TL. And maybe I won't have to use my Ban Stick on you... unless you like it."

Plexa traced a finger down the side of MisterKatosS's face, brushing the salt aside.

"Do you want to be banned?


gg you win
memes are a dish best served dank
NeoLearner
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Belgium1847 Posts
September 22 2011 12:33 GMT
#23
That poll needs a third option. "No!" is not strong enough as a statement.
Bankai - Correlation does not imply causation
lozarian
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United Kingdom1043 Posts
September 22 2011 12:51 GMT
#24
Pass the brain bleach, thanks.
For every battle honour a thousand heroes die alone, unsung, and unremembered.
MisterKatosS
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
France352 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-22 14:11:57
September 22 2011 12:58 GMT
#25
On September 22 2011 21:20 MoonBear wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [Not suitable for most people] +
In a dark secluded room at Teamliquid HQ, MisterKatosS stared at Plexa, his eyes seething with hatred. Fists clenched, he turned away from the Teamliquid Admin dressed in a communist-facist-libertarian-democratic-republic uniform. "You... you never like my blogs. No matter how hard I try. Why do you even bother asking people to come to Teamliquid??" MisterKatosS picked up a near by jar of salt and flung it at Plexa. Plexa deftly dodged to the side as the jar of salt whizzed past his ear, smashing against the wall, causing salt to rain all over the room.

As a snow of salt slowly floated down and blanketed the room, Plexa strode forth, locking eyes with MisterKatosS. As he approached, MisterKatosS took a step back involuntarily. "Wait, wait, don't come closer to me! I hate you, I hate you! Nothing I do matters to you!" But this did not deter Plexa, who marched right up to MisterKatosS and grabbed him by the hair, pulling his face towards his. MisterKatosS squealed slightly. As he gasped for air he squealed. "I-I-It's.. not like I write these blogs because I want your attention Plexa. D.. Don't get me wrong okay? I'm only doing this because I... because I have free time, okay?"

His cheeks flushed. Both of them knew it was a lie. Plexa still stood there silent, his Ban Stick in hand. Salt continues to flutter down onto their hair like a winter morning. Plexa spoke for the first time, his voice gruff and burly.

"Clean the room. We don't accept a mess like this on TL. And maybe I won't have to use my Ban Stick on you... unless you like it."

Plexa traced a finger down the side of MisterKatosS's face, brushing the salt aside.

"Do you want to be banned?


Haahahahah nice, more please ! but if I may you should add something sexier like a some protoss/zerg treesome.

My web development company website : http://www.make-me-a-website.net My Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/MrKatoss
fusefuse
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Estonia4644 Posts
September 22 2011 13:01 GMT
#26
lol!
succeeding a bad post with "take a pinch of salt " or a comment not appreciating your .... efforts, with "have MORE salt, i insist".... Is actually a really clever way to soften the blow for yourself i guess. :|


its nearly as good as insulting someone and then succeeding that with ", just saying!" which 'nullifies the bad undertone the insult may have left'

egh. If at first you dont succeed, try again and still fail?
Liquipedia@jkursk
Deleted_143
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia256 Posts
September 22 2011 13:01 GMT
#27
--- Nuked ---
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
September 22 2011 13:25 GMT
#28
my brain is full of fuck

Seriously, what the hell? Disregarding the creepy story, why did you find it necessary to bash Plexa at all? If you have an issue with a moderator, politely PM them about it or post in Website Feedback, but don't shit all over them for no reason, ESPECIALLY since Plexa isn't at fault for anything here.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
saritenite
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Singapore1680 Posts
September 22 2011 13:26 GMT
#29
On September 22 2011 20:06 MisterKatosS wrote:

[size=0.0000001]And let me ask you something Plexa you nazi-communist moderregulator have you even tried to drop your uniform and take a look at this beautiful love story that transcend war,gender and race ? DID YOU ?[/size]



/Grin


Show nested quote +
Fenix was sprawled onto the floor onto his back with his wrists pinned down by Raynor's hands that were 9 inches apart next to both of the sides of his head. Raynor was on top of Fenix and between his legs,which, Fenix's "knees" were drawn up and spread no thanks to Raynor. The cloth between Fenix's legs was pushed all the way to his "crotch" which by God's grace thankfully wasn't exposed.

As Raynor attempted to get off of Fenix, he accidentally pushed his right knee onto Fenix's "crotch" and was surprised to see Fenix's reaction.

Fenix's face was then twisted with confusion,perhaps a hint of pleasure, his eyes squeezed themselves shut and he turned his face to his left side while his wrists moved slightly. His back arched upward and his hips bucked then lifted themselves off from the floor for a little bit. He kept turning his face sideways as if he wanted to hide his face. Fenix's shoulders tensed and moved and his legs seemed to close tighter as if they wanted to trap Raynor there. Raynor seriously thought the lovely young protoss man was about to let out a sweet moan right there.




/Puke

Blasphemy. 1/5
GigaFlop
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1146 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-22 13:33:37
September 22 2011 13:33 GMT
#30
I think this is what you intended to have? You used the wrong thing.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ "Shift-Q oftentimes makes a capital Q" - Day[9] || iNcontrol - Alligator from heaven = ^
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
September 22 2011 13:38 GMT
#31
On September 22 2011 21:20 MoonBear wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [Not suitable for most people] +
In a dark secluded room at Teamliquid HQ, MisterKatosS stared at Plexa, his eyes seething with hatred. Fists clenched, he turned away from the Teamliquid Admin dressed in a communist-facist-libertarian-democratic-republic uniform. "You... you never like my blogs. No matter how hard I try. Why do you even bother asking people to come to Teamliquid??" MisterKatosS picked up a near by jar of salt and flung it at Plexa. Plexa deftly dodged to the side as the jar of salt whizzed past his ear, smashing against the wall, causing salt to rain all over the room.

As a snow of salt slowly floated down and blanketed the room, Plexa strode forth, locking eyes with MisterKatosS. As he approached, MisterKatosS took a step back involuntarily. "Wait, wait, don't come closer to me! I hate you, I hate you! Nothing I do matters to you!" But this did not deter Plexa, who marched right up to MisterKatosS and grabbed him by the hair, pulling his face towards his. MisterKatosS squealed slightly. As he gasped for air he squealed. "I-I-It's.. not like I write these blogs because I want your attention Plexa. D.. Don't get me wrong okay? I'm only doing this because I... because I have free time, okay?"

His cheeks flushed. Both of them knew it was a lie. Plexa still stood there silent, his Ban Stick in hand. Salt continues to flutter down onto their hair like a winter morning. Plexa spoke for the first time, his voice gruff and burly.

"Clean the room. We don't accept a mess like this on TL. And maybe I won't have to use my Ban Stick on you... unless you like it."

Plexa traced a finger down the side of MisterKatosS's face, brushing the salt aside.

"Do you want to be banned?

ewwwww lol that was worse than the op!
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
buhhy
Profile Joined October 2009
United States1113 Posts
September 22 2011 13:43 GMT
#32
On September 22 2011 20:06 MisterKatosS wrote:
[size=0.0000001]And let me ask you something Plexa you nazi-communist moderregulator have you even tried to drop your uniform and take a look at this beautiful love story that transcend war,gender and race ? DID YOU ?[/size]


[size=0.0001]LOL, something didn't work out as intended.[/size]

Also, what is this I am reading..?
Iranon
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States983 Posts
September 22 2011 13:55 GMT
#33
I... what?

I'm not even voting in that poll because doing so makes it seem like it's a reasonable question to ask. Where's the option that just says "Go back to 4chan and never come back"?
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
September 22 2011 14:00 GMT
#34
Wat.

Seriously, i don't understand why people feel the need to turn everything into porn.
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
gullberg
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Sweden1301 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-22 14:26:09
September 22 2011 14:25 GMT
#35
On September 22 2011 21:20 MoonBear wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [Not suitable for most people] +
In a dark secluded room at Teamliquid HQ, MisterKatosS stared at Plexa, his eyes seething with hatred. Fists clenched, he turned away from the Teamliquid Admin dressed in a communist-facist-libertarian-democratic-republic uniform. "You... you never like my blogs. No matter how hard I try. Why do you even bother asking people to come to Teamliquid??" MisterKatosS picked up a near by jar of salt and flung it at Plexa. Plexa deftly dodged to the side as the jar of salt whizzed past his ear, smashing against the wall, causing salt to rain all over the room.

As a snow of salt slowly floated down and blanketed the room, Plexa strode forth, locking eyes with MisterKatosS. As he approached, MisterKatosS took a step back involuntarily. "Wait, wait, don't come closer to me! I hate you, I hate you! Nothing I do matters to you!" But this did not deter Plexa, who marched right up to MisterKatosS and grabbed him by the hair, pulling his face towards his. MisterKatosS squealed slightly. As he gasped for air he squealed. "I-I-It's.. not like I write these blogs because I want your attention Plexa. D.. Don't get me wrong okay? I'm only doing this because I... because I have free time, okay?"

His cheeks flushed. Both of them knew it was a lie. Plexa still stood there silent, his Ban Stick in hand. Salt continues to flutter down onto their hair like a winter morning. Plexa spoke for the first time, his voice gruff and burly.

"Clean the room. We don't accept a mess like this on TL. And maybe I won't have to use my Ban Stick on you... unless you like it."

Plexa traced a finger down the side of MisterKatosS's face, brushing the salt aside.

"Do you want to be banned?

Oh my fucking god I'm in tears, this is just too awesome,
Mattchew
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States5684 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-22 14:31:59
September 22 2011 14:28 GMT
#36
On September 22 2011 23:00 57 Corvette wrote:
Wat.

Seriously, i don't understand why people feel the need to turn everything into porn.


yeah seriously... but wait... omg that 57 corvette is so hot... i wish it would just...

+ Show Spoiler [NSFW and NSF anyone with artistic talent] +
[image loading]
There is always tomorrow nshs.seal.
josemb40
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Peru611 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-22 15:41:50
September 22 2011 14:35 GMT
#37
haters gonna hate
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
NEgroidZerg
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States244 Posts
September 22 2011 14:49 GMT
#38
On September 22 2011 21:20 MoonBear wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [Not suitable for most people] +
In a dark secluded room at Teamliquid HQ, MisterKatosS stared at Plexa, his eyes seething with hatred. Fists clenched, he turned away from the Teamliquid Admin dressed in a communist-facist-libertarian-democratic-republic uniform. "You... you never like my blogs. No matter how hard I try. Why do you even bother asking people to come to Teamliquid??" MisterKatosS picked up a near by jar of salt and flung it at Plexa. Plexa deftly dodged to the side as the jar of salt whizzed past his ear, smashing against the wall, causing salt to rain all over the room.

As a snow of salt slowly floated down and blanketed the room, Plexa strode forth, locking eyes with MisterKatosS. As he approached, MisterKatosS took a step back involuntarily. "Wait, wait, don't come closer to me! I hate you, I hate you! Nothing I do matters to you!" But this did not deter Plexa, who marched right up to MisterKatosS and grabbed him by the hair, pulling his face towards his. MisterKatosS squealed slightly. As he gasped for air he squealed. "I-I-It's.. not like I write these blogs because I want your attention Plexa. D.. Don't get me wrong okay? I'm only doing this because I... because I have free time, okay?"

His cheeks flushed. Both of them knew it was a lie. Plexa still stood there silent, his Ban Stick in hand. Salt continues to flutter down onto their hair like a winter morning. Plexa spoke for the first time, his voice gruff and burly.

"Clean the room. We don't accept a mess like this on TL. And maybe I won't have to use my Ban Stick on you... unless you like it."

Plexa traced a finger down the side of MisterKatosS's face, brushing the salt aside.

"Do you want to be banned?


Oh god my sides hurt
Yeah
Mattchew
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States5684 Posts
September 22 2011 15:07 GMT
#39
On September 22 2011 23:35 josemb40 wrote:
baters gonna bate

fixed
There is always tomorrow nshs.seal.
Soleron
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United Kingdom1324 Posts
September 22 2011 15:10 GMT
#40
I didn't realise Fenix was an SC1 character so I thought this was IMFenix.
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