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My Life w/ StarCraft 2 - Day 9 - WOMAN!!!!

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DJWilma
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Canada740 Posts
July 07 2011 16:13 GMT
#1
Okay guys, just to let you know this entry will not be about StarCraft 2 as I will explain my reason for leaving SC2 as of late.

See there is this girl in my life right? Following me camera guy? And she has been brain fucking me for as long as I can remember. I could go into a billion previous events but I will only go through a few. She knows I want her, but her younger brother by 1 year is my best friend. So thats the first part she knows I have to be careful about. She also know I refuse to cheat on someone, or be the other party in cheating. So everytime she gets a boyfriend, she makes a pass at me. Now this girl is fucking gorgeous, I would show a picture but that would be weird do to the fact I know some people in the TL community would recognise her.

Ready for the mind fuck of the week though. So I drove her home from work on my motorcycle because I was suppose to go work out with her brother (just to let you know shes my age and I'm 21) Some how I got convinced to go with her to bring her dog to the vet, not a big deal. But after we got back to her place she was all tired, so me being all prince fucking charming, I picked her up and walked her to the couch, and layed her down. She insisted I lay beside her, which turning into her laying on top of me for a good 10 minutes looking into my eyes... This is probably the most forward that shes been, well maybe besdies the full body massage session her and I had 2 years ago, but she wasnt single.


So you guys are probably wondering why I didn't make a move, she was basically asking me too right? Shes single after all! And no one was in her house besides us. Well cuz she has a fucking cold sore.... LIKE WTF!!!! Who the fuck makes a pass at a dude with a giant cold sore on their lip... WTF!!

I told her to call when the cold sore is gone and we'll try that again.... fucking cold sore....

Anyways I'm gunna probably be streaming around 8PM EST either continuing my run through of Torchlight, or some good old SC2!!!

Love ya guys

STREAMING Around 8PM EST


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I write stuff on LiquidDota also I own omwproductions.com
fusefuse
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Estonia4644 Posts
July 07 2011 16:29 GMT
#2
wtf did i just read
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udgnim
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States8024 Posts
July 07 2011 16:32 GMT
#3
whether fiction or non-fiction

if she has a legit cold sore, then I'd run to the hill unless you already got Herpes
E-Sports is competitive video gaming with a spectator fan base. Do not take the word "Sports" literally.
Gnial
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada907 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-07 16:33:54
July 07 2011 16:33 GMT
#4
On July 08 2011 01:29 fusefuse wrote:
wtf did i just read


That was word for word what I just thought. It felt nice to read it when I scrolled down.
1, eh? 2, eh? 3, eh?
Gingerninja
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United Kingdom1339 Posts
July 07 2011 16:39 GMT
#5
80% of adults in the United States are carriers of the virus that causes cold sores (wiki) wouldn't worry man.. good chance you already have it. It says US, but I'd hazard a guess that's the same figure all around. Most people don't even know they have it.
戦いの中に答えはある
Yurie
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
12175 Posts
July 07 2011 16:40 GMT
#6
Honestly, I don't see that you like her at all. Just ignore the mouth and have fun in other ways...
DJWilma
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Canada740 Posts
July 07 2011 16:58 GMT
#7
@ Gingerninja, I may hold the virus, but to come in contact with it would cause a break out right?

@ Yurie, Nothing says I like ya like Muff Diving right?
I write stuff on LiquidDota also I own omwproductions.com
nbaker
Profile Joined July 2009
United States1342 Posts
July 07 2011 17:03 GMT
#8
Hahahaha! This made me laugh
MacroNcheesE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States508 Posts
July 07 2011 17:12 GMT
#9
Should have showed her how much you liked her an tongued that cold sore 'til it bled. Kids these days... No concept of romance.
Doubt is the venom that has paralyzed humanity.
bakedace
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States672 Posts
July 07 2011 17:30 GMT
#10
You told her to call once the cold sore was gone....? LOL smooth like Kieth Stone.
Yurie
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
12175 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-07 18:27:03
July 07 2011 18:26 GMT
#11
On July 08 2011 01:58 DJWilma wrote:
@ Yurie, Nothing says I like ya like Muff Diving right?


You know she has a neck, ears, arms... Just cuddling would have been smoother than what you did, basically saying; I want to be with you in the good, not the bad.
NeonFlare
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Finland1307 Posts
July 07 2011 20:56 GMT
#12
I would be all sore after experience like that, but smoothly done dude, as they say better safe than sorey.
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