EPTMy sexy food is Peppermint chocolate.
The crunchy kind
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Not the Goopey Kind (too messy)
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It has it's pros and cons:
Pro:
Freshens breath
I'm an anxious person, so when I'm debating whether or not to go for a kiss, I'll be worried about my breath. Peppermint chocolate is a good sexy food because it's both delicious, and leaves my breath minty fresh.
Somewhat healthy
When you pick your sexy food, don't just go for the most delicious food you can think of. Unfortunately, a girl won't be too impressed when you're sitting on your bed and you pull out a bucket of fried chicken. But at the same time, it's unhealthy enough to have taste. It can't be too healthy, girls will be somewhat confused when you pull out a carrot.
Gooey
This attribute can be good and bad. I live in Australia, so if it's summertime licking melted chocolate right out of the plastic won't work. But melting is good for a reason, it has the potential to slightly melt on your/her fingers, setting up a good situation for some finger-mouth action, whether it's yours or your own. Sound's kinda perverse, but it's a matter of using your judgement, don't grab her fingers and shove them in your mouth.
No Preparation
"Sit tight Sally, gonna go fry some salmon." No.
(Preparation can sometimes work, a man who cooks can have very sexy implications)
Con:
Not Everyone likes Mint Chocolate
It's only sexy if you're both eating it. So if they don't like mint chocolate, it's not gg, but it's an unpaid risk.
Brown Teeth
You're smile won't be quite as cute, so micro away from the 'you have a nice smile' situation.
So kids, next time you're spending an evening with that special someone. Think of a sexy food. Not only will you be familiar with the situation, repeatedly eating a food will create a familiarity, a common ground between you and her. Girls won't fall at your feet, but it will be a nice little advantage. Remember, girls (like everything) can be analogous to Starcraft. So, (somewhat) logically, by knowing everything about starcraft, we potentially know everything ever.
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