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GreYMisT
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States6736 Posts
June 20 2011 18:34 GMT
#101
ILOVEKITTENS you sir are a scholar and a gentleman.
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Starfox
Profile Joined April 2010
Austria699 Posts
June 20 2011 18:35 GMT
#102
On June 20 2011 16:27 Plexa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2011 16:25 Omigawa wrote:
The first place you went wrong is asking TL for girl advice.
TL gives excellent advice 99% of the time. The problem is no one listens to it.

But 99% of the time those advices are for another problem
Greek Mythology 2.0: Imagine Sisyphos as a man who wants to watch all videos on youtube... and Tityos as one who HAS to watch all of them.
Cow
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada1104 Posts
June 20 2011 18:45 GMT
#103
LOL, so glad this got spotlighted. Thank you ILOVEKITTENS, I don't think I've chuckled that much at a post in a while.
R.I.P. Nujabes ♫
Laneir
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1160 Posts
June 20 2011 18:52 GMT
#104
This is interesting good read
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GinDo
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
3327 Posts
June 20 2011 19:14 GMT
#105
On June 20 2011 14:39 Manifesto7 wrote:
- You want to get a Korean girl who looks like a pop star because you like kpop.
- Those girls look right through you despite how awesome you think you are.
- Your parents want you to marry a maid.
- You friends cut in on girls you like, but bros before hoes amirite.

I think you may need to reevaluate how you approach the opposite sex.



So true.

Also never treat anyone cold. Even if your not interested. You don't want to be known as the Shallow Dick. The more friends you make the more people you know. The more people you know. The more girls your gonna meet.

TLDR: Your full of yourself. Sorry if it comes out rude, but from what I'm reading. Yeah, tone it down, and listen to Manifesto.
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mojojo800
Profile Joined March 2011
United States66 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-20 19:46:39
June 20 2011 19:32 GMT
#106
Haha this was hilarious.
But quite amazing. Back in the day Chinese parents didn't want their sons to date Korean/Japanese/anythingotherthanchinese girls cause it would "taint" the bloodline, (btw yes there is a difference, they have very different histories and historically had a lot of bad blood, just think A Russian woman dating a German man in 1950)

here are a few tips/things to remember 1)
1) you are approaching this wrong, Korean girls MAY BE quite attractive but have you ever gone to Korea? if she is a "FOJ" (fresh off jet, who the hell travels by boat anymore??) then she will have the Korean culture, and in Korean culture, it is the mom/grandma who holds the power in the family, they get quite aggressive and this could cause problems unless you have a secure build order/good mechanics to do well in the early game to make sure that your late game is secure.

2) LOL FOLLOW ILOVEKITTENS build! It works! clothes do make a huge difference as does hair, ALTHOUGH there are some girls who like shorter hair, it is easier to manage by a little IMO but might not be as popular as the medium/long hair, Males, being the reactionary race we are, need to just scout and act accordingly.

3) gatsby = must, Serious. They can tell, I went to korea and got my haircut there and all the girls I knew up there told me to pick some of that up and they all have a distinct smell, (for medium/long hair the more popular one smells like green apple hichew just as an example) ANNDDD a good plus is it is quite cheap in Korea, so I'm hoping its decent here, although I havent found any in Hawaii yet T_T.

4) THE ONLY THING I WOULD SAY against ILOVEKITTENS! is that work with your body/faceshape dont just go straight for the "metro" look. Some Korean girls like the bad boy look (see taeyang) so if you can work that do it. there is no reason to sacrifice your man card with accessories, 40 minute maintenance hair, cardigans, and tight jeans if you can just go for the buff guy with a pierced ear and wifebeater and still get as many girls. (unfortunately we don't all look like tae yang so some of us have to go with the "metro" look to get them gals.

5) learn to dance, THIS DOES NOT MEAN GO WATCH SOME SNSD AND LEARN ALL THEIR DANCES! This means go learn how to pop/break/tut something, Korean girls love guys who can move all sexy like (again SEE TAE YANG)

6) Get to know the family/friends and be nice, korean gossip spreads like wildfire, in most places it is everyone minds their own business *esp places like japan* BUT in Korea it is similar but the motto is, I mind my own business but unfortunately everyone's business is my business. SO one bad thing said to their friend, gg just leave already

That's about it, GL HF, and be sure to post pics when you get her :p

If you think its underpowered then you're doing it wrong
darklordjac
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada2231 Posts
June 20 2011 19:35 GMT
#107
High school with a lot of Koreans... sounds like my high school, where did you happen to go to high school?
Horse...falcon
Profile Joined December 2010
United States1851 Posts
June 20 2011 19:56 GMT
#108
If they catch you wearing the same-ass outfit every week, you can forget your dreams of spicy katsu pussy.


this is legendary
Artosis: "From horsssse....falcon"
Cyber_Cheese
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia3615 Posts
June 20 2011 19:56 GMT
#109
if only ilovekittens reply had been first... Still an epic guide that i plan on following if i ever actually see koreans..
The moment you lose confidence in yourself, is the moment the world loses it's confidence in you.
Thrombozyt
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Germany1269 Posts
June 20 2011 19:59 GMT
#110
On June 21 2011 04:35 darklordjac wrote:
High school with a lot of Koreans... sounds like my high school, where did you happen to go to high school?

It's a trap!
Zirith
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada403 Posts
June 20 2011 20:01 GMT
#111
trolololol???

User was temp banned for this post.
Artosis: "I don't trust hyenas."
NB
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Netherlands12045 Posts
June 20 2011 20:10 GMT
#112
funny how this thread is being spotlight :O

you should never take dating advice online! also never listen to your parents about your gf. Its naturally that they dont like your gf if they love you really much. Once you got into university, your life is your own, dont let the other control it like you were in grade school
Im daed. Follow me @TL_NB
Ciara
Profile Joined January 2009
Denmark13 Posts
June 20 2011 20:21 GMT
#113
Think i met a girl once, does that make me cool?
lethal111
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada460 Posts
June 20 2011 20:23 GMT
#114
man, ILK u are a freaking genius! Man this thread is soo funny.
Steel
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Japan2283 Posts
June 20 2011 20:25 GMT
#115
Thanks ILK.

Unfortunately I am too poor to afford korean girls so I'll have to stick with the cheaper white hipster girls =0
Try another route paperboy.
trancey
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States430 Posts
June 20 2011 20:47 GMT
#116
I've always felt that in terms of style and cultural outlook: Koreans are like the Guidos of Asian races.

Not intending to insult any Koreans by using that American term for: a typically Italian male that spends more time on his hair, tan, and looks than on his girlfriend. Also seen sporting Ed Hardy or gear laced with gems most of the time.

But in terms of consistent style and looks the "Kpop crowd" (Fob Korean), everyone looks exactly the same. Pretty boy long hair, styled and dyed. Fashionable/sporty Kpop look. Overall, elitist attitude to their own blood. The trends between guidos and koreans are practically linear without the emphasis on tanning with Koreans (and less on intelligence/status in the guido community).

In the fashion world, the Japanese tend to be miles ahead of the parts of the world, where Koreans are fairly stagnant on "the standard".

I've dated a few korean girls in the past, none of which you would consider a "Fob Korean". They were the more open, Americanized Korean girls. They also had plenty of "Fob Korean" friends that were the generic, study -> take care of your man -> live like a maid type of girl. What I gathered about most of them: No fun, no personality, not impressed.

Don't choose a girlfriend based on what race she is, choose a girl because she makes you happy and you can see a future with her.
CrisisNOOB
Profile Joined May 2011
United States39 Posts
June 20 2011 21:11 GMT
#117
ILOVEKITTENS saved this thread
NOOB is allcaps cuz it's srsbsns
Darathor
Profile Joined February 2011
United States327 Posts
June 20 2011 21:12 GMT
#118
You shouldn't go for a girl just because of her race or what your parents say, and if they aren't interested in you, then you shouldn't bother.

Anyway, Manifesto pointed out other things wrong with that, and ILOVEKITTENS only gave you the most astute advice I've ever seen.
LastDance
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
New Zealand510 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-29 08:07:19
June 20 2011 21:13 GMT
#119
haha listen to what Kittens says and you'll be sweet.
StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-20 21:51:14
June 20 2011 21:19 GMT
#120
On June 20 2011 14:39 Manifesto7 wrote:
- You want to get a Korean girl who looks like a pop star because you like kpop.
- Those girls look right through you despite how awesome you think you are.
- Your parents want you to marry a maid.
- You friends cut in on girls you like, but bros before hoes amirite.

I think you may need to reevaluate how you approach the opposite sex.


ROFLMAO. Couldn't have said it better.

Edit: I<3K wins.
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