Girlfriends - Page 7

On June 20 2011 14:42 Terrakin wrote:
this is quite possibly the worst girl blog I have ever read.... so far

On June 20 2011 14:30 itachisan wrote:
I don't know the reasoning behind it, and not to brag or anything, but in my personal opinion I'm a great looking guy with a nice personality, however when I try to strike a conversation with one of these "fob korean girls", they display NO INTEREST whatsoever; it's as if they are not even remotely attracted to any non-korean guys no matter how good they look

Otherwise you look like a sad wanna-be in denial, like those fat girls at parties that have their saggy cleavage exposed to the midriff because they deluded into thinking any part of them can be aesthetically pleasing. Except even drunk Korean girls won't hit on you. True story.

On June 20 2011 17:09 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
PART 2: MENTALITY

So, you must think that you're almost a Korean fob already. You might even start thinking or acting like one. And you are right - you already have 90% of the attributes that define this sub-class of human being. However, the selling point is how you approach your new skin. If you were trying to be a goth kid, even if you had all the chains and black nail polish that you could buy from Spencer's, you wouldn't be accepted at the next morbid gathering of self-imposed depression with a grin on your face and a sparkle in your eye. The same idea applies here. It's like an actor, in a movie - you are not playing a role, you ARE the role. The sooner you believe it, the sooner they will. How successful you are at this point is purely dependent on how much effort you are willing to put in. Here are some approaches:

1. Learn some basic Korean and Korean slang. This shouldn't be that hard after Chinese. This will help sell your image. You should say that you moved to some foreign country when you were young, though, so your Korean is limited. I would go with some obscure European country that probably has good shopping and an obscure culture that will make you unique. Like Sweden. That way you can pretend to know a language they don't know, that isn't Asian (all Asian people hate Asian people from other Asian countries, but that is obvious). Exotic.

2. Speak less and choose your words carefully. Speaking too much is a sign that you care too much. Being overly excited or hateful towards something does too. You are only allowed to hate all things Americans, Chinese, Japanese, and bad clothes/accessories/hairstyles from now on. Everything else is to be treated with indifference.

4. Study up on your kpop. You can't be left out of the loop - the media is your source for everything. Latest styles, gossip, suicides, everything. Here you go.

5. The same disinterest they showed to you - that is how you have to treat them, at first at least. No more of that... Wait you're not white, so I can't say yellow fever... Well, anyway, you know what I am talking about. The second you show them that you want them badly, they know that you are not worth their time, because any man that gives them so much attention is clearly below them.

I hope this helps. FIGHTING!

On June 21 2011 07:34 Silfurstar wrote:


Am I the only one who is dying to know what point 3 of part 2 is ?

On June 21 2011 07:52 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:

Alcohol got the best of it, it will never again be found.

On June 20 2011 19:42 Gamegene wrote:
It's Korean tradition to hate on as many different levels as possible. According to a lot of Korean friends I know every non-Korean is whitetrash/thieves/losers/disgusting/dirty. They'll gossip and talk behind everyone's back and attack any vulnerability they can find. A lot of our humor is teasing/taunting people. We are the most stubborn, emotional, and proud people on the face of the planet. My parents have constantly told me that I am the product of nearly 800 years of proud Korean heritage, and that I have to continue a strong Korean bloodline. That I have to find a girl who can raise a household and bear children and all that crap (it gets 5000x worse for the girls).

They kicked me out of the house when I dated my white friend.

Do you really want to get into that kind of shit because of KPOP?
Just date whoever you want; whether she be White Black Middle-Eastern Mongolian Korean Polish whatever don't worry about stuff like that.