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Roffles
Pitcairn16460 Posts
What I really need to do is to just grow a pair, break into her house with a ski mask on, and ask. If she says no, I need to threaten them. Or I could just maul her, take her clothes off, eat her food, and watch porn on her computer. That always works too. But at the end of the day. I need to stop dodging, and grow a pair.   | ||
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Binky1842
United States2599 Posts
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Kamille
Monaco991 Posts
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SirJolt
the Dagon Knight3821 Posts
It's aged well in the cask though, and if you really swish it around in your mouth you can get a mild flavour of "self loathing" that really just blossoms on the tongue. A fine vintage, the rains of spring have made it rich and thick: five stars. | ||
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D10
Brazil3406 Posts
Try using some feathers and doing the mating dance. | ||
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Kyuukyuu
Canada6261 Posts
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sur_reaL
Canada278 Posts
On June 06 2011 08:45 Kamille wrote: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=217433#13 nice try. http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=217433¤tpage=3#52 | ||
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Z3kk
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jlim
Spain934 Posts
now i know nothing about your case but there's a universal fact i believe in: girls don't deserve that you are scared; in fact, if you're scared, it is probably because you think you're not worth her thus not being able to keep up on her needs/expectations, which is totally reasonable because when you like someone, you use to magnify every single aspect of her. But guess what, unless you're the most worthless dipshit the world has ever known or she's a reincarnation of a goddess of beauty, wisedom and evil, you're probably as worthy as her (if not more). You should think of that and let your fears go away. And then it all comes to compatibility, aka she likes you back or will ever like you, which you can't really control unless she's a dumb puppet bitch, in which case she's not worth shit. So yeah you lose nothing to ask. Now, shyness is what it is, and it can only be overcome up to some extent, but if you want to get somewhere in life you gotta step it up from time to time; it's not like you have to become Jack Bauer and hero save the world. Look at Milkis, he's translating the korean sc2 players at mlg in front of all that people like a boss, yet it's not like we all have to worship him from now on; he's just standing up like a man. tl;dr: pussying out is irrational and counterproductive, so act intelligently and ask her out, and if you're made for eachother you'll end up together one way or another, if not, life goes on. timidity is imba but you can overcome it with willpower. lol i took this so seriously i wrote using capital letters and shit btw the op phrasing was beautiful, cryptic and touchy yet direct and crude, free of irrelevant and obvious rubbish like most girl blogs do have | ||
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Necosarius
Sweden4042 Posts
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naonao
United States841 Posts
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Nytefish
United Kingdom3810 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + without paying me royalties | ||
Carnivorous Sheep
Baa?14060 Posts
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Lexpar
1811 Posts
Golf is a very manly sport. | ||
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edc
United States666 Posts
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MorningMusume11
United States3490 Posts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6g9NTeWwAk | ||
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jlim
Spain934 Posts
On June 06 2011 09:46 MorningMusume11 wrote: + Show Spoiler + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6g9NTeWwAk lulz + Show Spoiler + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak-b-hT7Mn4 kpop male fans are such potential pussies | ||
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supernovamaniac
United States3003 Posts
On June 06 2011 09:46 MorningMusume11 wrote: + Show Spoiler + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6g9NTeWwAk Roffles needs to grow a pair to dance | ||
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De4ngus
United States5127 Posts
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n.DieJokes
United States3442 Posts
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