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Roffles
Pitcairn19291 Posts
What I really need to do is to just grow a pair, break into her house with a ski mask on, and ask. If she says no, I need to threaten them. Or I could just maul her, take her clothes off, eat her food, and watch porn on her computer. That always works too. But at the end of the day. I need to stop dodging, and grow a pair.   | ||
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Binky1842
United States2599 Posts
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Kamille
Monaco1035 Posts
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SirJolt
the Dagon Knight4010 Posts
It's aged well in the cask though, and if you really swish it around in your mouth you can get a mild flavour of "self loathing" that really just blossoms on the tongue. A fine vintage, the rains of spring have made it rich and thick: five stars. | ||
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D10
Brazil3409 Posts
Try using some feathers and doing the mating dance. | ||
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Kyuukyuu
Canada6263 Posts
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sur_reaL
Canada278 Posts
On June 06 2011 08:45 Kamille wrote: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=217433#13 nice try. http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=217433¤tpage=3#52 | ||
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Z3kk
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jlim
Spain943 Posts
now i know nothing about your case but there's a universal fact i believe in: girls don't deserve that you are scared; in fact, if you're scared, it is probably because you think you're not worth her thus not being able to keep up on her needs/expectations, which is totally reasonable because when you like someone, you use to magnify every single aspect of her. But guess what, unless you're the most worthless dipshit the world has ever known or she's a reincarnation of a goddess of beauty, wisedom and evil, you're probably as worthy as her (if not more). You should think of that and let your fears go away. And then it all comes to compatibility, aka she likes you back or will ever like you, which you can't really control unless she's a dumb puppet bitch, in which case she's not worth shit. So yeah you lose nothing to ask. Now, shyness is what it is, and it can only be overcome up to some extent, but if you want to get somewhere in life you gotta step it up from time to time; it's not like you have to become Jack Bauer and hero save the world. Look at Milkis, he's translating the korean sc2 players at mlg in front of all that people like a boss, yet it's not like we all have to worship him from now on; he's just standing up like a man. tl;dr: pussying out is irrational and counterproductive, so act intelligently and ask her out, and if you're made for eachother you'll end up together one way or another, if not, life goes on. timidity is imba but you can overcome it with willpower. lol i took this so seriously i wrote using capital letters and shit btw the op phrasing was beautiful, cryptic and touchy yet direct and crude, free of irrelevant and obvious rubbish like most girl blogs do have | ||
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Necosarius
Sweden4042 Posts
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naonao
United States847 Posts
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Nytefish
United Kingdom4282 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + without paying me royalties | ||
Carnivorous Sheep
Baa?21244 Posts
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Lexpar
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Golf is a very manly sport. | ||
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edc
United States666 Posts
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MorningMusume11
United States3490 Posts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6g9NTeWwAk | ||
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jlim
Spain943 Posts
On June 06 2011 09:46 MorningMusume11 wrote: + Show Spoiler + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6g9NTeWwAk lulz + Show Spoiler + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak-b-hT7Mn4 kpop male fans are such potential pussies | ||
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supernovamaniac
United States3047 Posts
On June 06 2011 09:46 MorningMusume11 wrote: + Show Spoiler + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6g9NTeWwAk Roffles needs to grow a pair to dance | ||
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De4ngus
United States6533 Posts
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n.DieJokes
United States3443 Posts
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Megaman703
Canada688 Posts
-Wayne Gretzky" -Michael Scott | ||
Smix
United States4549 Posts
You missed the part where you are also Ngreez. | ||
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Loser777
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Tippany
United States765 Posts
On June 06 2011 10:36 Megaman703 wrote: "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take -Wayne Gretzky" -Michael Scott As true as this is, sometimes the pain of rejection is so heavy I wish I had done nothing and wondered "what if". | ||
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Megaliskuu
United States5123 Posts
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Zim23
United States1681 Posts
Girl: Yeah, that it's not a planet anymore. You: That's messed up right? If she hasn't heard what happened to Pluto then immediately abort mission. | ||
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De4ngus
United States6533 Posts
On June 06 2011 15:35 Zim23 wrote: You: Hey girl, you hear about Pluto? Girl: Yeah, that it's not a planet anymore. You: That's messed up right? If she hasn't heard what happened to Pluto then immediately abort mission. or else u might get in trouble? uh oh rufflez | ||
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OpticalShot
Canada6330 Posts
and DUDE U HAVE LIKE 2 DAYS NOW I don't care if you grow a pair or not, go tell her how you feel. Preferably in a TL shirt just to demonstrate how awesome you are in case she doesn't know yet. Scenario 1: you QQ on the interwebs like right now and end up being depressed the entire summer Scenario 2: continuation of above except you fuck it up by confessing it over the internet (always a BAD idea) sometime during the summer break. guaranteed 99.99% FAIL Scenario 3: you confess right now like a true TLer and she says *^_^* omg omg omg I WAS FEELING THE SAME WAY Scenario 4: you confess right now and she says no. awww =( Yeah ok scenario 4 isn't as good as scenario 3 BUT scenario 3-4 is better than scenario 1-2. See? | ||
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obesechicken13
United States10467 Posts
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3FFA
United States3931 Posts
1star for doing it and.. 2 star for just being your awesome self. | ||
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