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the Dagon Knight3988 Posts
This is a phenomenal combination of an informative "who is Roffles" blog post, with elements of "girl blog" folded into it.
It's aged well in the cask though, and if you really swish it around in your mouth you can get a mild flavour of "self loathing" that really just blossoms on the tongue.
A fine vintage, the rains of spring have made it rich and thick: five stars.
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What can I say, the matting habits of homo sapiens are pretty primitive.
Try using some feathers and doing the mating dance.
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Just do it!
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roffles fighting
now i know nothing about your case but there's a universal fact i believe in:
girls don't deserve that you are scared; in fact, if you're scared, it is probably because you think you're not worth her thus not being able to keep up on her needs/expectations, which is totally reasonable because when you like someone, you use to magnify every single aspect of her. But guess what, unless you're the most worthless dipshit the world has ever known or she's a reincarnation of a goddess of beauty, wisedom and evil, you're probably as worthy as her (if not more). You should think of that and let your fears go away. And then it all comes to compatibility, aka she likes you back or will ever like you, which you can't really control unless she's a dumb puppet bitch, in which case she's not worth shit. So yeah you lose nothing to ask. Now, shyness is what it is, and it can only be overcome up to some extent, but if you want to get somewhere in life you gotta step it up from time to time; it's not like you have to become Jack Bauer and hero save the world. Look at Milkis, he's translating the korean sc2 players at mlg in front of all that people like a boss, yet it's not like we all have to worship him from now on; he's just standing up like a man.
tl;dr: pussying out is irrational and counterproductive, so act intelligently and ask her out, and if you're made for eachother you'll end up together one way or another, if not, life goes on. timidity is imba but you can overcome it with willpower.
lol i took this so seriously i wrote using capital letters and shit
btw the op phrasing was beautiful, cryptic and touchy yet direct and crude, free of irrelevant and obvious rubbish like most girl blogs do have
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GL in growing a pair. I'm working on it as well!
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I see your taking our advice.
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Can't believe you put my advice on there. + Show Spoiler +without paying me royalties
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Baa?21242 Posts
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Are you for real man? Maybe this is an in joke I don't get :x
Golf is a very manly sport.
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What's the point of asking her if you don't have a pair?
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On June 06 2011 09:46 MorningMusume11 wrote:+ Show Spoiler +http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6g9NTeWwAk
lulz
+ Show Spoiler +http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak-b-hT7Mn4
kpop male fans are such potential pussies
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On June 06 2011 09:46 MorningMusume11 wrote:+ Show Spoiler +http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6g9NTeWwAk Roffles needs to grow a pair to dance
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Someone told me tomatoes are good for ur balls. I think theyre really nasty tho.
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I've heard that in some rare cases, you already have a pair but they're trapped somewhere up in your man ovaries. By rhythmically moving or shaking your torso you can, miraculously, dislodge them like you would apples from a tree
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"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
-Wayne Gretzky" -Michael Scott
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Smix
United States4549 Posts
I don't get this blog, but that's okay.
You missed the part where you are also Ngreez.
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Start a conversation by showing her a game of touhou.
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On June 06 2011 10:36 Megaman703 wrote: "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
-Wayne Gretzky" -Michael Scott As true as this is, sometimes the pain of rejection is so heavy I wish I had done nothing and wondered "what if".
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You: Hey girl, you hear about Pluto? Girl: Yeah, that it's not a planet anymore. You: That's messed up right?
If she hasn't heard what happened to Pluto then immediately abort mission.
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On June 06 2011 15:35 Zim23 wrote: You: Hey girl, you hear about Pluto? Girl: Yeah, that it's not a planet anymore. You: That's messed up right?
If she hasn't heard what happened to Pluto then immediately abort mission. or else u might get in trouble?
uh oh rufflez
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Dude Nitty's advice was supposed to be top secret mission lol. and DUDE U HAVE LIKE 2 DAYS NOW I don't care if you grow a pair or not, go tell her how you feel. Preferably in a TL shirt just to demonstrate how awesome you are in case she doesn't know yet.
Scenario 1: you QQ on the interwebs like right now and end up being depressed the entire summer Scenario 2: continuation of above except you fuck it up by confessing it over the internet (always a BAD idea) sometime during the summer break. guaranteed 99.99% FAIL Scenario 3: you confess right now like a true TLer and she says *^_^* omg omg omg I WAS FEELING THE SAME WAY Scenario 4: you confess right now and she says no. awww =(
Yeah ok scenario 4 isn't as good as scenario 3 BUT scenario 3-4 is better than scenario 1-2. See?
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Booo, I'd 1/5 you for being a pussy but I'm too lazy to go back to page 1.
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Gave 2 1star for doing it and.. 2 star for just being your awesome self.
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