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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
Tomorrow, bring a bag of grapes. When you see her, start tossing grapes at her. If she starts picking them up and eating them, she must be hungry, so be like "Hey, let's go get lunch!" If she doesn't pick them up and eat them, then it will turn into a grape fight, and there's nothing more romantic than two people chucking grapes at each other. You're welcome. | ||
Probulous
Australia3894 Posts
On June 03 2011 14:47 Torte de Lini wrote: Wit, charm, great smile. Any effect that creates a halo-effect. I mean, he works out and plays video-games, so two traits that she'll come to assume has the same general taste in music and the same educational background (college level about). So intelligence and taste in music are in check. With wit, charm or great smile, he can stretch the idea of being a sensitive person with particular writing skills. Man this blog is such a hand-holding-kumbaya-singing-lovefest that it needs some rainbow sheep ![[image loading]](http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/R1CH/Happy2.gif) Being witty and charming is not the easiest thing. In fact I come off as a dumbass most times I try. My curse. However it does get the girls laughing... BTW does artemis also have a fondness for round-shaped food items and roosting fowl? | ||
DivinO
United States4796 Posts
 This is looking good, not bad. | ||
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
On June 03 2011 14:52 Probulous wrote: Man this blog is such a hand-holding-kumbaya-singing-lovefest that it needs some rainbow sheep Being witty and charming is not the easiest thing. In fact I come off as a dumbass most times I try. My curse. However it does get the girls laughing... BTW does artemis also have a fondness for round-shaped food items and roosting fowl? Try Scientology, guaranteed to make you sound witty and maintain that "dumbass" aspect you fondly title yourself with (though I am lead to disagree). My only wit is underlining how awkward a potential situation is (by maintaining the fast pace of my speech, similar to a neurotic Woody Allen [so basically any character he plays]) and that either obliges the girl to tone down the whole scenario with sympathy or laugh incessantly at my sincere smile and arch eyebrows in a wild attempt to falsely compose myself. Unfortunately, no icing of coitus to finish the mood. | ||
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unichan
United States4223 Posts
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Probulous
Australia3894 Posts
On June 03 2011 14:57 Torte de Lini wrote: Try Scientology, guaranteed to make you sound witty and maintain that "dumbass" aspect you fondly title yourself with (though I am lead to disagree). My only wit is underlining how awkward a potential situation is (by maintaining the fast pace of my speech, similar to a neurotic Woody Allen [so basically any character he plays]) and that either obliges the girl to tone down the whole scenario with sympathy or laugh incessantly at my sincere smile and arch eyebrows in a wild attempt to falsely compose myself. Unfortunately, no icing of coitus to finish the mood. Interesting theory. I'm not sure I follow Akwardness -> Sympathy/Laughter -> Fail coitus? I think Ray may be on to something. Violence is generally the answer to everything. Especially dating. Oh and I am not a dumbass, no I think that I have a fairly intelligent rear-end. Rather I sound like I am talking out of said end when I try to sound witty. Anyway we seem to have drifted  | ||
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Kamille
Monaco1035 Posts
On April 29 2011 03:09 heyoka wrote: no no no, I saw someone do this in person yesterday and it was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. What you do is hand her a library card and say "do you take these?" and then when she looks confused you pull out "CUZ I'VE BEEN CHECKING YOU OUT". It should be easy from there, in fact you will probably have to tell her to back off because she won't leave you alone for the rest of the semester. | ||
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arb
Noobville17922 Posts
On June 03 2011 14:28 Torte de Lini wrote: I'm not one to pick up on these things, so I tend to pass it off as something not to consider valid. Of course, I'm very likely wrong and any romantic will say that she's shy around you, yet has a slight interest in you (but somehow, she has the courage to compliment you on your shit without any formal initiative on your part). Here's what you do, there's two ways to do this: 1. Wear your Portal 2 shirt, strike up a conversation about it and feign ignorance. Claim you've yet to do the co-op portion of the game, she'll respond in two ways: 1. She will just generally beg you to do it because it's pure fun or 2. Volunteer to play with you and that will be your ticket (phone number to text so you can tell her when you're "available" to play, name, and obviously whatever gamer info. needed to play). If you're feeling confident: Claim the same thing, but say that you haven't played the co-op portion of it because you have no one to play with. If she doesn't take the bait, then you'll have to be less subtle and outright straight-forward. I seriously think this is the best advice. Pretend you've never played the Co-op then see how she responds | ||
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cryL
Australia77 Posts
On June 03 2011 14:48 Chairman Ray wrote: Dating advise Ray on the scene Tomorrow, bring a bag of grapes. When you see her, start tossing grapes at her. If she starts picking them up and eating them, she must be hungry, so be like "Hey, let's go get lunch!" If she doesn't pick them up and eat them, then it will turn into a grape fight, and there's nothing more romantic than two people chucking grapes at each other. You're welcome. LOL, like a boss. @op - Outside of this possibly not being the best place to ask for advice on such a matter  I may be able to offer some advice on your shyness issue in approaching / furthering your relationship with said girl. In line with the 'nothing ventured nothing gained' philosophy I go a little step further and forcibly convince myself that the outcome of said venture is entirely irrelevant because in all likelihood a similar (or possibly greater) opportunity will arise at some point. Although this may not be entirely true or you may not feel that way at the time, just go out of your way to convince yourself of it somehow - even if only temporarily, I personally found it to be the best way to reduce nerves / shyness. Also when you do talk to her again, or ask her out, remember that although confidence is good, over-confidence and cockiness is extremely bad so try to keep that in mind when balancing how you act / converse | ||
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KurtistheTurtle
United States1966 Posts
next scout out a nice shop-filed street with lots of things to do. then invite her to go shoppin w you and start at the start of the shops, start playin the "favorite" game. favorite food favorite article of clothing favorite stuff, tailored to shops. set the first one up easy then you answer too (favorite food,) next time shell expect an answer then ask something she'll want to know answe for (fav game) but then don't answer and leave a little pause she can jump in on. im micromanaging you, yo dont gotta do what i say. if you have the balls to move forward your own way you can igrnnore everything i say. remmber 1 contact info 2 do something together 3 imply your intentions 4 dont act on them, let the tension build 5 end up in a nice place and kiss her 6 next date and go forward more remember, doesnt matter what you do. matters if your decisive | ||
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
On June 03 2011 15:08 Probulous wrote: Interesting theory. I'm not sure I follow Akwardness -> Sympathy/Laughter -> Fail coitus? I think Ray may be on to something. Violence is generally the answer to everything. Especially dating. Oh and I am not a dumbass, no I think that I have a fairly intelligent rear-end. Rather I sound like I am talking out of said end when I try to sound witty. Anyway we seem to have drifted I like to talk out of my ass too all the time, guess we're like two penises in a pod. Or something to that effect that isn't sexually explicit and obviously poorly joshed about. | ||
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Torenhire
United States11681 Posts
On June 03 2011 15:12 arb wrote: I seriously think this is the best advice. Pretend you've never played the Co-op then see how she responds Ugh come on bro that was SO my idea first, I just wrote it out slower because I was supposed to be in bed three hours ago. | ||
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
On June 03 2011 15:20 Torenhire wrote: Ugh come on bro that was SO my idea first, I just wrote it out slower because I was supposed to be in bed three hours ago. As you can see by exhibit Torenhire (or T for short), it's clearly worked and is not staving a woman's desire for him for a whole three hours. What a champ! P.S: stop plagiarizing, I wrote it first. | ||
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JMave
Singapore1806 Posts
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Torenhire
United States11681 Posts
On June 03 2011 15:21 Torte de Lini wrote: As you can see by exhibit Torenhire (or T for short), it's clearly worked and is not staving a woman's desire for him for a whole three hours. What a champ! P.S: stop plagiarizing, I wrote it first. I held IP rights on it before you posted it. Therefore every time it's read and/or quoted, you need to pay me money. | ||
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Probulous
Australia3894 Posts
On June 03 2011 15:21 Torte de Lini wrote: As you can see by exhibit Torenhire (or T for short), it's clearly worked and is not staving a woman's desire for him for a whole three hours. What a champ! P.S: stop plagiarizing, I wrote it first. Oh you're mean! T if nothing else. Remember... You have the mutalisk. You are simply better  Oh and Torte as for the Ps in P. It may be a slightly awkward comparison but is probably more accurate than the original saying. I can't speak for you, but I certainly have a penis, and am not a spherical green vegetable. | ||
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
On June 03 2011 15:23 Torenhire wrote: I held IP rights on it before you posted it. Therefore every time it's read and/or quoted, you need to pay me money. I did neither convincingly. | ||
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Torenhire
United States11681 Posts
On June 03 2011 15:25 Probulous wrote: T if nothing else. Remember... You have the mutalisk. You are simply better Game, set, and match. Hahaha! Sorry for hijacking your blog, even though my idea was stolen and then praised as the best idea. Good luck, man! :D | ||
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
On June 03 2011 15:25 Probulous wrote: Oh you're mean! T if nothing else. Remember... You have the mutalisk. You are simply better Oh and Torte as for the Ps in P. It may be a slightly awkward comparison but is probably more accurate than the original saying. I can't speak for you, but I certainly have a penis, and am not a spherical green vegetable. First off, fu D:< Second: They don't call me the Green Giant in the sack n________________________________n for nothing | ||
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Probulous
Australia3894 Posts
On June 03 2011 15:28 Torenhire wrote: Game, set, and match. Hahaha! Sorry for hijacking your blog, even though my idea was stolen and then praised as the best idea. Good luck, man! :D To be fair I think I hijacked it because it is not my blog On June 03 2011 15:30 Torte de Lini wrote: First off, fu D:< Second: They don't call me the Green Giant in the sack n________________________________n for nothing I see... Are you Jolly or just Green? Anyway folks it has been fun. I need to head home now. Works a bitch and the week is over. Artemis can have his blog back... | ||
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