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[BW] End of season Battle Report

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NinjoOb
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada128 Posts
June 02 2011 21:42 GMT
#1
Hello everyone

The iCCup season is over and I did not reach my C/C+ goal mainly because I started playing with only 3 weeks left and also because I am bad. To celebrate my failure I have decided to do a battle report on this game that is so bad, it's actually quite entertaining.

Pre-game hype : My opponent is none other than xEroZx from Peru. Real name luis, 23yrs old and uses an "obtico" mouse (according to his iccup gaming profile). Plays zerg.

Even more hype : I had just lost a game against him. He 9 pool'd on longinus and my depot-depot-barracks wall was misplaced allowing his lings to simply end the game there as I was going for a very standard 1 rax FE. My reputation was at stake here.

On to the game !

"gl hf" I say as the countdown begins.

He does not respond.

Immediately, I knew this was serious business. He had tasted blood and he was out for more in a crazed frenzy that impaired his speech function (typing function?) or maybe he didn't want me to have any luck nor fun.

The game starts.

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dat split


It's actually hard to split your workers when the mineral patches are just under your cc. Anyway, I quickly rectify the situation thinking how stupid it is to have mineral patches directly below your starting cc and that this was totally imbalanced. But then I realized I now had a preference regarding starting locations... me, who never thought much of starting locations and who never understood progamers that say something along the lines of "As soon I spawned at x o'clock, I was relieved because that other o'clock is disadvantageous" I must be improving.

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surprise surprise


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we both scout in the wrong direction, not like it matters


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great wall of china right there


This time, I was ready. The wall was carefully planned. His lings make their way towards my base. I laugh preemptively as I'm sure he is 9 pooling again. My starsense was correct!

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is he playing zvz ?


Meanwhile he is starting his lair off one base. I see this with my scouting scv and I don't know what to think. What can you do off 1 base as zerg ? I keep my cool and go about my drone harassment.

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YES !


However, I was not paying attention and my hero scv died shortly thereafter. No matter ! it was nothing in the grand scheme of things.

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I usually proxy this somewhere on the map but i forgot to send the scv out...


As the factory completes, I lift it off, over the wall and land to produce the game winning vulture.

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...!


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fuuuuuu


Curses! What kind of trickery is this ? How could have have spotted my secret factory located right in front of my base ? He then proceeds to throw down the hydralisk den and starts lurker research. I didn't get to see this so at this point I'm not sure wheter he has hidden a hatchery somewhere or hes going 1 hatch muta for some reason or any other crazy strategy.

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Little did he know, he was actually playing a leta fanboy


I didn't mention my game plan at the start intentionally because I know most people secretly hope to see those 2 starports being thrown down in any TvZ. Yes, I get all giggly too. I wait for 3 wraiths before revealing my master plan.

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I move out as he's morphing lurkers in the middle of the map


Good heavens, I have no detection.

[image loading]
hurrryyyyyy


But it was an EE HAN TIMING moment for me. I needed to cripple his sick 1 base economy with my wraiths

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I snipe (or just attack) his 1 overlord


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and begin pew pewing his drones


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More wraiths join in on the drone massacre


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However...


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I try to put a defense but


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it is in vain


I evacuate my scvs and plan on settling down my command center somewhere with less zergs. At this point, I do think I have an advantage since he basically has no aa so he cannot take down my floating buildings anytime soon and I have wraiths to make sure he doesn't mine from anywhere.

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that sneaky bitch !


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He needs this drone to gather minerals, but I do not know how many drones he has left nor how many minerals he has.


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He tries to sneak the drone back in


We now both scout around frantically to see just how each other is bad by not having any other base anywhere. Huge relief : he's just as bad as myself. I now know that he has nothing except a few lurkers around the map trying to deny any landing attempt of my cc.

Time to end this. He has 2 lings in his main, next to his spores No problem, I will snipe the lings with my wraiths and then use my scvs to take down the spores.

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fuuuuu


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FUUUUU


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raaaageeeeee


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yesss


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finally over !


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or is it ?


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lurker run by back into his own base !?


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controllllluu


By now xerozx has probably reazlied that I was a soon to be progamer with my trademark wraith control. And thus comes the ...

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gg ! oh wait



Well there you have it, probably one of the worst games I've played but certainly one of the most entertaining. I hope you enjoyed it, that look a long time to write and upload.


replay : [image loading]

*****
corumjhaelen
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
France6884 Posts
June 02 2011 21:50 GMT
#2
Completely epic game lol. Thanks !
‎numquam se plus agere quam nihil cum ageret, numquam minus solum esse quam cum solus esset
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
June 02 2011 21:51 GMT
#3
Awesome game xD
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3137 Posts
June 02 2011 21:51 GMT
#4
haha funny game
Why would I play sctoo when I can play BW?
gn0m
Profile Joined January 2008
Sweden302 Posts
June 02 2011 21:54 GMT
#5
Great battle report, great game. I always enjoy when xEroZx gets his ass kicked. Was this a C- game?
-_-
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
June 02 2011 21:57 GMT
#6
lololol.

That was hilarious. Thanks for sharing.
Hello
fazek42
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Hungary438 Posts
June 02 2011 21:58 GMT
#7
Haha, absolutely awesome :D Thank you, was a nice read!
Brad`
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada548 Posts
June 02 2011 22:12 GMT
#8
I once heard a story about a Peruvian Zerg that made more than 10 drones but I'm sure its just a legend.
Drazerk
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United Kingdom31255 Posts
June 02 2011 22:23 GMT
#9
Awesome game cheers for sharing with us
xarthaz
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
1704 Posts
June 02 2011 22:27 GMT
#10
yeah fun read good un
Aah thats the stuff..
soujiro_
Profile Joined June 2010
Uruguay5195 Posts
June 02 2011 22:34 GMT
#11
5/5 i love this kind of games )
ace hwaiting!!
NinjoOb
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada128 Posts
June 03 2011 05:06 GMT
#12
On June 03 2011 06:54 gn0m wrote:
Great battle report, great game. I always enjoy when xEroZx gets his ass kicked. Was this a C- game?


I believe he was D+ when we played. I was somewhere between 2800 and 3100 as I had been hovering there for the last week of the season.


On June 03 2011 07:12 Brad` wrote:
I once heard a story about a Peruvian Zerg that made more than 10 drones but I'm sure its just a legend.


Haha, I've also noticed this trend. I thought about making a comment about it in the op but I figured some people might find it in poor taste.
JMave
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Singapore1806 Posts
June 03 2011 05:40 GMT
#13
Wow that last lurker kill was so amazing lol.
火心 Jealous. I always loved that feeling when I was young. Embrace it.
Hyde
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia14568 Posts
June 03 2011 05:52 GMT
#14
That was hilarious and a very fun read. This part gave me a good laugh
I needed to cripple his sick 1 base economy with my wraiths

5/5 please keep doing these.
Because when you left, Brood War was all spotlights and titans. Now, with the death of the big leagues, Brood War has moved to the basements and carparks. Now, Brood War is unlicensed brawls, lost teeth, and bloody fights for fistfulls of money - SirJolt
PUPATREE
Profile Joined August 2009
340 Posts
June 03 2011 10:06 GMT
#15
beautiful game 5/5
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
June 03 2011 10:43 GMT
#16
If you had used your first wraiths to hunt overlords down, he probably wouldn't have been able to morph lurks in the first place. And using a larva and 100 mins for an overlord when you're on one hatch is crippling you so bad.

That was still a really fun game ! 5/5

(I also missed the occasion to hit C this season, I thought the season would last at least a couple of weeks longer)
ॐ
Terrorterran
Profile Joined January 2009
Peru256 Posts
June 07 2011 04:05 GMT
#17
omg I lol'd at this. nice read.. those peruvians zerg so unpredictable... q8D
GG
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