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On April 29 2011 02:57 Tin_Foil wrote:
Definitley mid-class. Stand up in the middle of whatever you teacher is saying, and pull a, "excuse me mr. Teacher man, there is something I have to do", turn to the pretty little lady, "hey there Dollface, what would you way to some putt-putt?"
Feel free to interchange names and activity.
This sounds plausible. But on a serious note, Just catch her before/after class or something and use a corny pick up line like the library card one. Or explain how you are an astronaut and your next mission is to Uranus.
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Here's what you do, walk by with a cup of water, pretend to lose your balance and spill a little on her/her stuff. "Oh god, I'm so sorry, I'm always clumsy like that". As you help clean up the spill ask if you can make it up to her by buying her a drink sometime. 100% absolutely fool proof plan, gg no re.
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On April 29 2011 04:01 Attican wrote:
Here's what you do, walk by with a cup of water, pretend to lose your balance and spill a little on her/her stuff. "Oh god, I'm so sorry, I'm always clumsy like that". As you help clean up the spill ask if you can make it up to her by buying her a drink sometime. 100% absolutely fool proof plan, gg no re.
Really? This got suggested twice? Was it in some movie or tv show? At least you didn't make it all creepy like the last guy.
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approach her from behind, grab her buttocks firmly and sneeze on her head.
she wont know wtf is going on
viola, an opening for conversation!
"oh hey sorry about the snot. I felt an urge coming, so I braced myself on you"
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I dont really understand the whole spilling the water thing, why would a girl want to go out with some clumsy idiot? lol
anyways agree with the whole relating it to class thing, its pretty safe and if you can tell she isnt into you, you dont have to go through with it and just remains at homework help.
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On April 29 2011 02:55 Marradron wrote:K I have the perfect way. It works 100% for me. You spill a drink on her. And while you help cleaning it off (Have paper towels ready to rub her with) ask her. No way she can say no to someone just trying to appolegise and help her clean up. And if she does say no you atleast touched her with the towels  . Hope this helps.
LOOOOOL at this. so creepy. and unless it's just water, i can't see her not getting pissed.
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On April 29 2011 02:55 Marradron wrote:K I have the perfect way. It works 100% for me. You spill a drink on her. And while you help cleaning it off (Have paper towels ready to rub her with) ask her. No way she can say no to someone just trying to appolegise and help her clean up. And if she does say no you atleast touched her with the towels . Hope this helps.
Great advice, but I have a suspicion things could get a little awkward when you pull out a bunch of paper towels from your bag. :/
Swedish girl huh? What uni?
Maybe I can provide you with some good swedish openers you can practice in front of the mirror. :D
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On April 29 2011 03:03 Hot_Bid wrote:
Obviously the solution here is to stare creepily until she notices.
While breathing loudly and making hard grunting noises.
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On April 29 2011 04:29 hifriend wrote:Show nested quote +On April 29 2011 02:55 Marradron wrote:K I have the perfect way. It works 100% for me. You spill a drink on her. And while you help cleaning it off (Have paper towels ready to rub her with) ask her. No way she can say no to someone just trying to appolegise and help her clean up. And if she does say no you atleast touched her with the towels . Hope this helps. Great advice, but I have a suspicion things could get a little awkward when you pull out a bunch of paper towels from your bag. :/ Swedish girl huh? What uni? Maybe I can provide you with some good swedish openers you can practice in front of the mirror. :D
hehehehe its just a little community college. im leaning more towards school related crap or just straight up walking up to her after class and being like sup you're cool and i'd like to get to know you better, want to go out and do something sometime?
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On April 29 2011 04:34 Trowabarton756 wrote:Show nested quote +On April 29 2011 04:29 hifriend wrote:On April 29 2011 02:55 Marradron wrote:K I have the perfect way. It works 100% for me. You spill a drink on her. And while you help cleaning it off (Have paper towels ready to rub her with) ask her. No way she can say no to someone just trying to appolegise and help her clean up. And if she does say no you atleast touched her with the towels . Hope this helps. Great advice, but I have a suspicion things could get a little awkward when you pull out a bunch of paper towels from your bag. :/ Swedish girl huh? What uni? Maybe I can provide you with some good swedish openers you can practice in front of the mirror. :D hehehehe its just a little community college. im leaning more towards school related crap or just straight up walking up to her after class and being like sup you're cool and i'd like to get to know you better, want to go out and do something sometime?
That would probably work best.....
Grow some balls and get it done.
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On April 29 2011 04:01 Attican wrote:
Here's what you do, walk by with a cup of water, pretend to lose your balance and spill a little on her/her stuff. "Oh god, I'm so sorry, I'm always clumsy like that". As you help clean up the spill ask if you can make it up to her by buying her a drink sometime. 100% absolutely fool proof plan, gg no re.
Even better. Carry a massive jug of water into class and proceed to pour into on her. Then be like "hey baby if you like getting wet then we can *insert wet activity here*". I'd suggest surfing, rafting, or water balloon fights. If the above quote works 100% of the time this is 1000x times better. In other words a 100000% success rate.
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now. right now. now is the best time. do it now do oh fuck you missed it
now you can't ask her out :[
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In my opinion you should just walk up to her and say "hi."
If she's on her phone this will work, whatever is on her phone can wait.
If she's with her friends just ask if you can steal her for a second.
If she leaves quickly just yell out to her to wait.
(This is from the perspective of a girl so if that adds credit to it, yay.)
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If she's "bolting" after class, just ask her if she's free to talk for a minute and just ask her out or ask her to do something nonchalant together. If she says she has to go, well then ask if you can chat later sometime. Be direct, be confident.
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On April 29 2011 03:09 heyoka wrote:
no no no, I saw someone do this in person yesterday and it was the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
What you do is hand her a library card and say "do you take these?" and then when she looks confused you pull out "CUZ I'VE BEEN CHECKING YOU OUT". It should be easy from there, in fact you will probably have to tell her to back off because she won't leave you alone for the rest of the semester.
Definitely this. Otherwise you'll be the speaker of this poem http://www.bartleby.com/198/1.html.
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On April 29 2011 04:56 kNyTTyM wrote:Show nested quote +On April 29 2011 04:01 Attican wrote:
Here's what you do, walk by with a cup of water, pretend to lose your balance and spill a little on her/her stuff. "Oh god, I'm so sorry, I'm always clumsy like that". As you help clean up the spill ask if you can make it up to her by buying her a drink sometime. 100% absolutely fool proof plan, gg no re. Even better. Carry a massive jug of water into class and proceed to pour into on her. Then be like "hey baby if you like getting wet then we can *insert wet activity here*". I'd suggest surfing, rafting, or water balloon fights. If the above quote works 100% of the time this is 1000x times better. In other words a 100000% success rate.
Lol, it works even when it's not even happening. Might look a little strange to be walking around class with a huge jug of water though.
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Ask her randomly "hey do you know what teamliquid is"
If she says no and that's it just end the awkwardness by saying oh okay and that may be the only time you ever talk to her
If she says yes, you just opened a world of possibilities
Good luck
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Please don't do it in class... Rejection in a classroom is no fun. Do it when noone else is paying attention, that way it's easier for you and she won't be shy about it.
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Give her a link to this topic and ask her what her thoughts are on it. The next day, use her ideas on her.
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K OP, here we go. Here's the best advice i can give you.
1. Do it in person, not through the phone, texting, facebook etc.
2. If you can't get some time alone with her, than make some, ask her to study with you. walk her to her next class and talk to her. All very easy things to do, you just gotta tell yourself you can do it.
3. Be confident, don't second guess yourself, and be sure of what your doing when you ask her out. If your not, than they will bitch you out, it's happened to me lol.
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