EPTBest time to ask a girl in your class.... - Page 5
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The_LiNk
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On April 29 2011 07:46 Crazyeyes wrote: Chef says she lied and you gained expereince. You gained experience! What did you learn? nothing yet, 112 more xp to level up | ||
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nayumi
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On April 29 2011 06:56 Kutsuki wrote: If you run into this problem: her: I have a boyfriend. you reply: I have a calc exam in the morning. her: lolwat? you reply: Aren't we listing things we can cheat on? gonna quote this again, too much win ... | ||
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MoltkeWarding
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ComaDose
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On April 29 2011 04:11 ZaplinG wrote: approach her from behind, grab her buttocks firmly and sneeze on her head. she wont know wtf is going on viola, an opening for conversation! "oh hey sorry about the snot. I felt an urge coming, so I braced myself on you" I made the craziest noises trying not to laugh at work. This is the funniest thing i have ever read! I am going to tell all my friends | ||
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Lexpar
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On April 29 2011 02:55 Marradron wrote: K I have the perfect way. It works 100% for me. You spill a drink on her. And while you help cleaning it off (Have paper towels ready to rub her with) ask her. No way she can say no to someone just trying to appolegise and help her clean up. And if she does say no you atleast touched her with the towels  . Hope this helps.I love the way you think. | ||
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Hypnosis
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clayn
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Now she has the choice: whether you got a new mobile phone or a handjob | ||
redFF
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On April 29 2011 02:55 Marradron wrote: K I have the perfect way. It works 100% for me. You spill a drink on her. And while you help cleaning it off (Have paper towels ready to rub her with) ask her. No way she can say no to someone just trying to appolegise and help her clean up. And if she does say no you atleast touched her with the towels . Hope this helps.I would give anything to touch a girl with towels. | ||
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Chairman Ray
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Prepare the following items: -Chopsticks -Cup with flies in it -Super glue -Stylish hat -Shades Apply the superglue onto the tips of the chopsticks. Next time she is in class, put the cup with the flies in it underneath her seat. The flies will fly out and she'll notice at least one. Once she does notice one, get up, and catch the fly in midair with your chopsticks. Don't worry, it's a lot easier when you have superglue on your chopsticks because flies have pretty large wingspans while flying. Once you catch the fly with your chopsticks, put on your hat and your shades, hold the fly in front of your face, and then say: "the school's sanitation problem, isn't going to fly anymore". Blow the fly off the chopsticks as if you are blowing the smoke after firing a pistol, and then walk out of the room. The next day approach the girl and say: "Hey, I had to leave class early yesterday, mind if I copy your notes?" From there, it's up to you how you want to ask her out. Here are a few scenarios that can happen: You: Hey, I had to leave class early yesterday, mind if I copy your notes? Her: Wow, that fly yesterday, that was an amazing catch! You: Why thank you, you are quite a catch yourself You: Hey, I had to leave class early yesterday, mind if I copy your notes? Her: You are so skilled at using chopsticks! You: Girl, let me show you my skills with an even bigger piece of wood You: Hey, I had to leave class early yesterday, mind if I copy your notes? Her: Here's yesterday's notes You: Umm, aren't you gonna say that I'm so skilled at using chopsticks? | ||
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JMave
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tarpman
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