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zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15362 Posts
April 29 2011 05:48 GMT
#61
Please post a replay.

Oh wait wrong forum.
ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
JMave
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Singapore1806 Posts
April 29 2011 05:55 GMT
#62
On April 29 2011 03:03 Hot_Bid wrote:
Obviously the solution here is to stare creepily until she notices.

LOL!!! this thread is full of win.
火心 Jealous. I always loved that feeling when I was young. Embrace it.
HaXXspetten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Sweden15718 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-29 06:46:32
April 29 2011 06:45 GMT
#63
Got an amazing pick-up line, which is pretty much guaranteed to get her attention and make her laugh:

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in"
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
April 29 2011 06:46 GMT
#64
lol confession thread
best way imo:
[image loading]
[TLMS] REBOOT
HaXXspetten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Sweden15718 Posts
April 29 2011 06:48 GMT
#65
On April 29 2011 15:46 OpticalShot wrote:
lol confession thread
best way imo:
[image loading]


o.0
blade55555
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States17423 Posts
April 29 2011 07:15 GMT
#66
lol this threads hilarious omg. Love all the "advice" :D.

Although OP sucks she has a boyfriend thats gotta be a bummer.
When I think of something else, something will go here
Starparty
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Sweden1963 Posts
April 29 2011 09:14 GMT
#67
this thread is priceless
The artist formerly known as Starparty
AnxiousHippo
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Australia1451 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-29 11:38:28
April 29 2011 11:35 GMT
#68
Just do it, she can't hide forever
Edit: The reason you never see her alone is that you're on TL too much
An apple a day keeps the Protoss away | TLHF
SushilS
Profile Joined November 2010
2115 Posts
April 29 2011 11:59 GMT
#69
On April 29 2011 14:44 imPERSONater wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 29 2011 03:56 emperorchampion wrote:
I'm jacking this advice from another thread, but obviously the best way is to pick off tiny pieces of eraser and keep throwing them at her until you get her attention- then ask here out. In the words of baller, this cannot fail.


If Baller said it, it is perfect. Living Legend.

Baller didnt say it:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=141456#10
iceiceice: I’m going to make this short; I am the one true tinker player.
Cedstick
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada3336 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-29 12:16:42
April 29 2011 12:15 GMT
#70
On April 29 2011 03:09 heyoka wrote:
no no no, I saw someone do this in person yesterday and it was the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

What you do is hand her a library card and say "do you take these?" and then when she looks confused you pull out "CUZ I'VE BEEN CHECKING YOU OUT". It should be easy from there, in fact you will probably have to tell her to back off because she won't leave you alone for the rest of the semester.

I'm actually gonna try this. I have a knack for getting away with really cheesy pick-ups.

On April 29 2011 15:45 HaXXspetten wrote:
Got an amazing pick-up line, which is pretty much guaranteed to get her attention and make her laugh:

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
"What does Rivington do when he's not commentating?" "Drool." ~ Categorist
ZedZin
Profile Joined April 2011
United States27 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-03 22:38:59
May 03 2011 22:35 GMT
#71
On April 29 2011 14:48 zatic wrote:
Please post a replay.

Oh wait wrong forum.


This.

Chill Edit: I have the perfect advice but you banned me from your blog for some reason. FU
"If life hands you lemons, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD. SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE."
Thrill
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
2599 Posts
May 04 2011 00:31 GMT
#72
On April 29 2011 06:59 dudeman001 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 29 2011 06:56 Kutsuki wrote:
If you run into this problem:

her: I have a boyfriend.

you reply: I have a calc exam in the morning.

her: lolwat?

you reply: Aren't we listing things we can cheat on?

lololol that's fucking great.


Wow, that is actually awesome. Did NOT expect that coming into this thread. Delivers on both comedy on content, wp blogger!
DracBloodaxe
Profile Joined April 2011
Belgium4 Posts
May 07 2011 21:02 GMT
#73
Ever read the hitchhicker's guide? it's a good basic for leaning to say things in such a way it doesn't make any sense.

for example:

"By a bizarre unlikely coincidence an unprobable event is now occurring. this event with a chance of 1 on 125 216 349 257 which is now taking place is the folowing. I'm here right now talking with you about this chance of me asking you out"


do this but maybe make up a longer or/and even more confusing sentence. she'll be trying to figure out what your getting at until the last moment.

ps: never tried this myself but it does seem fun, no success ensured
BrTarolg
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United Kingdom3574 Posts
May 07 2011 21:15 GMT
#74
Lets say you kinda know her, spoke a bit already
Then nxt time, you man up, put on some decent clothes and say "hey im going out do to this xxx awesome thing, you should come. You wanna come?"
and when she says "sry im busy" then you say "wow damn sucks your gonna miss it, well gonna do this other thing this other time which is also gonna be awesome, because my life is so much more amazing/interesting than yours and i want to invite you into my amazing world of incredibleness and relieve you of your boring life"

PetitCrabe
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada410 Posts
May 08 2011 00:16 GMT
#75
When shes talking to someone, stand being her really close and start smelling her hair while breathing loudly with your mouth
Geovu
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Estonia1344 Posts
May 08 2011 00:24 GMT
#76
On May 04 2011 07:35 ZedZin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 29 2011 14:48 zatic wrote:
Please post a replay.

Oh wait wrong forum.


This.

Chill Edit: I have the perfect advice but you banned me from your blog for some reason. FU

Why would you ban Chill from your blog lol. U still mad about IdrA? trololo
Conversion
Profile Joined April 2010
United States3308 Posts
May 08 2011 01:46 GMT
#77
On May 04 2011 07:35 ZedZin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 29 2011 14:48 zatic wrote:
Please post a replay.

Oh wait wrong forum.


This.

Chill Edit: I have the perfect advice but you banned me from your blog for some reason. FU


... LOL poor chill.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
May 08 2011 03:28 GMT
#78
Accidentally trip and fall into her and make sure you get a nice hit on her and offer to take her to the hospital. If she agrees and gets in your car then you have successfully initiated the kidnapping. Take her wherever you please. Make sure child locks are on.

On April 29 2011 03:56 emperorchampion wrote:
I'm jacking this advice from another thread, but obviously the best way is to pick off tiny pieces of eraser and keep throwing them at her until you get her attention- then ask here out. In the words of baller, this cannot fail.


But in all seriousness I like this idea. lol.
Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
May 08 2011 03:41 GMT
#79
Oh man, if I ever piss off a girl I'm trying to ask out I'll be using this thread as my shield.

If anyone saw Day9's Jinx recap thing, then you'd know that the best way to find your true soulmate is:
1, wear a random tshirt
2, wait until she asks you "Do you really play random? Wow."
3, ???
4, Nydus her main
Starleague Forever. RIP KT Violet~
Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-08 03:48:09
May 08 2011 03:47 GMT
#80
On April 29 2011 05:04 MarthVader wrote:
In my opinion you should just walk up to her and say "hi."
If she's on her phone this will work, whatever is on her phone can wait.
If she's with her friends just ask if you can steal her for a second.
If she leaves quickly just yell out to her to wait.
(This is from the perspective of a girl so if that adds credit to it, yay.)


Any chance you could give more insight into this strat on a Friendday Wednesday?

Edit: You know you've played too much Starcraft when you refer to the above as "strat".
Starleague Forever. RIP KT Violet~
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