Best time to ask a girl in your class.... - Page 3

On April 29 2011 03:03 Hot_Bid wrote:
Obviously the solution here is to stare creepily until she notices.

On April 29 2011 05:48 GoShox wrote:
Give her a link to this topic and ask her what her thoughts are on it. The next day, use her ideas on her.

On April 29 2011 06:09 Trowabarton756 wrote:
Hahaha thanks for all the advice, I flagged her down after class as we were walking to our cars and just said that she was someone i'd like to get to know better and if she was free sometime for dinner or something else. Unfortunately she has a boyfriend, but she did at least say thanks for the offer before we both parted ways.

On April 29 2011 05:59 switchdev wrote:
What you want to do is wait for her to sit down in class, and wait for the teacher to almost start the lesson. As soon as it starts getting quiet and she hangs up the phone, your timing window starts. You'll have roughly 20 seconds to execute the following:

1. Grab a pen
   
2. Walk past her desk
   
3. Drop the pen on the floor
   
4. Look at the girl
   
5. Gently bite your lip and look at her in a naughty way
   
6. Bend over slowly to pick up your pen. Do NOT bend through your knees! Push your butt as far backwards as you can!
   
7. Hold this position for 10 seconds
   
8. Stand back up, look at the girl again and wink at her
   
9. Slowly walk back to your own desk
   
   

Follow above steps and you won't even need to try and talk to her, she will come talk to you!

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On April 29 2011 03:09 heyoka wrote:
no no no, I saw someone do this in person yesterday and it was the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

What you do is hand her a library card and say "do you take these?" and then when she looks confused you pull out "CUZ I'VE BEEN CHECKING YOU OUT". It should be easy from there, in fact you will probably have to tell her to back off because she won't leave you alone for the rest of the semester.

On April 29 2011 06:09 Trowabarton756 wrote:
Hahaha thanks for all the advice, I flagged her down after class as we were walking to our cars and just said that she was someone i'd like to get to know better and if she was free sometime for dinner or something else. Unfortunately she has a boyfriend, but she did at least say thanks for the offer before we both parted ways.

On April 29 2011 06:56 Kutsuki wrote:
If you run into this problem:

her: I have a boyfriend.

you reply: I have a calc exam in the morning.

her: lolwat?

you reply: Aren't we listing things we can cheat on?

On April 29 2011 06:56 Kutsuki wrote:
If you run into this problem:

her: I have a boyfriend.

you reply: I have a calc exam in the morning.

her: lolwat?

you reply: Aren't we listing things we can cheat on?

On April 29 2011 06:51 Chef wrote:
There's no need to over think it or anything. Either you are good at this kind of stuff, or you don't have practice. If you don't have practice, expect failure (in the form of incredibly awkwardness), but also expect to learn


Ok, what happened here is that she lied and you gained experience.

On April 29 2011 04:56 kNyTTyM wrote:


Even better. Carry a massive jug of water into class and proceed to pour into on her. Then be like "hey baby if you like getting wet then we can *insert wet activity here*". I'd suggest surfing, rafting, or water balloon fights. If the above quote works 100% of the time this is 1000x times better. In other words a 100000% success rate.

On April 29 2011 04:11 ZaplinG wrote:
approach her from behind, grab her buttocks firmly and sneeze on her head.

she wont know wtf is going on

On April 29 2011 03:56 emperorchampion wrote:
I'm jacking this advice from another thread, but obviously the best way is to pick off tiny pieces of eraser and keep throwing them at her until you get her attention- then ask here out. In the words of baller, this cannot fail.